i’m glad CARS were INVENTED, imagine RIDING a HORSE at 3AM DRUNK 😭😂

77% and you’re still saying “my” 😭😭

My grandpa got bitten by a spider and he was really upset so i went to get some cream but before i could leave the room i heard him say “at this age i can't handle the responsibility of being a spiderman”. Lmfao

IT team called to tell me the email I reported as phishing yesterday wasn’t a test, was in fact a real phishing attempt, and that I correctly reported it

Dtoo many moving parts been happing in January..

Whatever it is thats causing me to grind my teeth.. gotta stop. 😔

Pearnel

Eyelashes are supposed to prevent things from getting into your eyes, but whenever I have something in my eye it's always an eyelash. Eyeronic

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At a stoplight, police car comes up sirens blazing. I move up to let them through, said police car pulls me over and I get a ticket for breaking a red light. How that mek sense? I'm going to court with dashcam video.

So wearing glasses is considered a disability???? SO I BEEN MISSING OUT ON A MONTHLY CHECK FOR 15 YEARS????? Wowwww foo😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Feel fi a house

If you don’t enjoy Suits from Season 1 Episode 1, just leave it.

DO?????? YOU?????? EVER?????? LAY?????? IN?????? BED?????? AND?????? REALIZE?????? HOW?????? AMAZING?????? GOD?????? IS?????

Unnu just need fi stop the bigotry and learn fi tolerate lactose tbh

I know that a low birth rate has implications for later on in life but life is genuinely financially hard for a lot of people. Persons are trying to balance living, buying a car and a home which are all exorbitant in Jamaica esp when considering salary.

Which one of yall long second toe havin ass hoes said you can go get yo menstrual cycle scooped out by your obgyn? Them folks hung up in my face.

MAN HATE WEEEEEEE! MAN HATE WE LIKA DAWGGG

Someone just submitted a ticket asking why their laptop is running slow. I remote in. They have 3 Chrome windows open with 60+ tabs total. I close all but 5 tabs. Computer runs fine now. I write in the ticket: "Resolved - Optimized system memory allocation and cleared

I met that Chris guy in May. I was at Supervalu & he walked me down from in the supermarket to my car & said “you look so nice I couldn’t pass up the chance to talk to you” and asked if he could take me out. I was already dressed up to go out…