Can you take the gift and accept my invitation? Only 2 steps, take your free gifts from top-notch activity TEMU Free Gifts and help me get mine! https://t.co/I16yMcPqUQ

This is a joke, right? This is how many chips were in the bag of @Doritos that I got at @jerseymikes today. 🤦🏼‍♀️😡

My 2yo wants to hear @vanillaice #iceicebaby at every meal now and then starts jamming in her high chair. I’m so proud. #parentingdoneright

I think @Smashburger may make the best chocolate milkshake I've ever had.

I may need therapy after the ending of #gilmoregirls #AYearInTheLife! Please give us more @netflix!!

I hope something unexpectedly good happens to you this week.

#WWEColumbia

It's Your Choice

Hero.

Isaac Asimov Warned Us

Why do I have @1kendallwright on my bench this week? AGH!!! #FantasyFootballProblems #SodaCityMojoIsBack

6 Knife Tricks That Will Change Your Life http://t.co/tRxaqb49Gy

Watching Kids Try Dark Chocolate In Slow-Motion Will Make You Grin Like A Fool http://t.co/v4GNHmIEYP

@imalsohatin yes. I do logo design. I don't do websites, but I'm sure I could point you to someone who does.

Wishing I was in Myrtle Beach today so I could see my fave @weatherchannel guys! @JimCantore @SamChampion

My soundtrack: ♫ "To the Moon" by @MiguelUnlimited

My soundtrack: ♫ "DLZ" by @TVonTheRadio

So ladylike. #dogsrule #belly #sillyemily http://t.co/SmjQQ0w2HF

My soundtrack: ♫ "Renegades" by X Ambassadors http://t.co/bCk5h4Jd8Y

My soundtrack: ♫ "Water Prayer Rasta mix (Matt the Alien Remix)" by Adham Shaikh http://t.co/ymrRu2uMSN