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Kristen Dalton

@krisdalt

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Passion for science and less than stellar motor skills | MA in #scicomm | Opinions are my own | PA ➡️ DC

Washington, DC
Joined July 2011
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Paul Griffiths
5 years
10 months ago I had 800 followers. Today I have 800 followers. Here are 11.5 tips to not grow a small account:
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@danielhowell
Daniel Howell
5 years
can we just let the producers of great british bake off run the government and live in a whimsical utopia where our biggest crisis is a soggy bottom
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@krisdalt
Kristen Dalton
5 years
Public schools when infectious disease control assess their COVID protocols
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@LukeMessac
Luke Messac
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13 years ago, I emailed Dr. Fauci out of the blue to ask if I might interview him for my undergrad thesis. He invited me to his office, where he answered all my questions. When I sent him the thesis, HE READ THE WHOLE THING (see his overly effusive review below). Who does that?!
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@edesroches23
Mike Jones
6 years
Treat yourself like I-95 and never stop working on yourself no matter how inconvenient it is for everyone else
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@krisdalt
Kristen Dalton
6 years
On a scale of 1-10 how annoying is it to put “MS” in my work signature...
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@krisdalt
Kristen Dalton
6 years
Every time she says “this is a viable business” 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
@After5ivePod
After5ive Podcast
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Memphis, protect this woman.
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@scottlincicome
Scott Lincicome
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Still laughing abt this
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Kristen Dalton
6 years
Also this is my official patent in writing on the internet don’t steal my idea
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Kristen Dalton
6 years
Wondering if this is finally the right time to start my podcast “Lord of the Dips” where I eat dip delivered from various restaurants and rate it while discussing movies and TV shows. Thoughts??
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@krisdalt
Kristen Dalton
6 years
You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair
@NetflixIsAJoke
Netflix Is A Joke
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Describe your favorite comedian without mentioning their name, and see if folks can guess who it is
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@krisdalt
Kristen Dalton
6 years
This is my sweet boy!!
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Kristen Dalton
6 years
🙏🏼 @pfizer
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@krisdalt
Kristen Dalton
6 years
...necessary steps with manufactures to supply gloves, masks, respirators until we were a day late and a dollar short. We have the power to change this. Let’s create change instead of blame.
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@krisdalt
Kristen Dalton
6 years
America, we are a democratic society. WE are all to blame for the continued spread of the virus. It is not just our leaders. We elected them. We allowed this ship to sink. We defied guidance from public health officials. Our government didn’t prepare and take the
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@krisdalt
Kristen Dalton
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The people that live in China are not to blame. It is their government that carries the blame. It is not a democratic society, they knew about this and kept it hidden until it grew out of control and allowed it to spread internationally.
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Kristen Dalton
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For all the people that blame China for this pandemic...see thread
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