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For every 25 likes this gets, we'll make Jason Kidd's collar bigger
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Shane Hawkins, the 16-year-old son of the late Taylor Hawkins, sits behind the kit for the Foo Fighters performance of ‘My Hero’ and now my eyes are sweating.
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The Rams be like "would you like to sign up for a My Best Buy Rewards card today?"
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Kevin Harlan’s call of the streaker is, of course, legendary
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Need to take a small break. Will return in an hour or two to finish the other
*checks notes*
...2,608 collar pics.
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Honestly, didn't expect you monsters to be this invested in a collar. Should've set it for AT LEAST every 50 likes.
But the collar will continue to get bigger tomorrow afternoon as promised, and as likes roll in.
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*sigh* Fine. For every 100 likes, we'll add a dildo to the field.
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If Al Michaels and Tony Dungy called that Bengals fumble return
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Freddie Freeman celebrating in the clubhouse after beating the Braves
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The only reason the Titans won is because the Bills were missing injured left tackle Taylor Lewan, per
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Dan Campbell when nobody criticizes Kyle Shanahan for going for it on 4th down
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DON’T LET THAT HALFTIME SHOW DISTRACT YOU FROM THE FACT THAT DERRICK HENRY STIFF ARMED THE SOUL OUT OF DEION SANDERS
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For every 178,000 likes, we’ll make Steve Harvey’s collar bigger.
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Pete Alonso is already back to work gearing up for next year’s derby
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Have to take a break for dinner, but will continue as the likes roll in. Have a lot more to do.
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“Personal foul, hip drop tackle.
#52
on the defense. Half the distance to the goal. We will replay an untimed down.”
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@danorlovsky7
@Chiefs
@ArrowheadPride
@LauraRutledge
@minakimes
@Realrclark25
So the Chiefs got away with a lot of illegal plays?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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