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Joined July 2009
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@knittedmonkey
The Knitted Monkey
2 years
2023: A beer odyssey
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@knittedmonkey
The Knitted Monkey
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Lolz, Dunedin 13 degrees | Feels like: 7 degrees
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@knittedmonkey
The Knitted Monkey
1 year
Awesome!
@AIGWomensOpen
AIG Women’s Open
1 year
The 2024 AIG Women's Open Champion! 🏆
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@knittedmonkey
The Knitted Monkey
1 year
Legend!
@LPGA
LPGA
1 year
#Paris2024 gold medalist Lydia Ko!
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@IGFGolf
International Golf Federation
1 year
Closing in on history 🥇 Lydia Ko moves FIVE clear in France... #Paris2024 | #Olympics
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@oakzoo
Oakland Zoo
2 years
It looks like an advanced yoga move, but Kijiji's just doing normal giraffe things to bend to munch grass. Giraffes' front legs bend forward and their back legs bend backward -- don't try this at home 🧘 📹: Keeper Dannielle
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@knittedmonkey
The Knitted Monkey
2 years
Top strategy for the final round of the #USWomensOpen: avoid a horror show!🏌️‍♀️⛳️🐒
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@knittedmonkey
The Knitted Monkey
2 years
Why is it not possible to have a synchronous conversation with a teenager by SMS?
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@knittedmonkey
The Knitted Monkey
2 years
Looks like insomnia will follow me into the after-life
@CuriosMuseum
The Museum of Curiosities
2 years
Robert Blondel “The twelve dangers of hell” (1480).
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@Theonewhocums_
Theonewhocums
2 years
"Come on bro, sit on me. Just sit on me bro, it'll be normal. I'm just a normal chair bro, please... I need to... feel you" - this chair
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@knittedmonkey
The Knitted Monkey
2 years
Don't suppose Donald J Trump is watching the golf ⛳️🏌️‍♀️
@LPGA
LPGA
2 years
An ACE for @SophiaCPopov on No. 8 at @uswomensopen 🚨
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@knittedmonkey
The Knitted Monkey
2 years
Big turnout for the hīkoi in Whangārei, according to the old man 👴
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@knittedmonkey
The Knitted Monkey
2 years
At first glance I thought this was a reference to our Finance Minister's layer cake, but in fact it is something far more useful, wholesome and savoury than what she'll be producing today #Budget2024
@presentcorrect
Present & Correct
2 years
Bakers, this Anything Cake Chart is genius & so useful. By Nicola Lamb Scanned from last weekend’s @FTMag
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@ShouldHaveCat
Why you should have a cat
2 years
There are two types of cats... 😂
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@HarrietLowther
Harriet Lowther
2 years
Pink wafer day
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@librarythingtim
Tim Spalding 🇺🇦
2 years
It has a seventeen restaurants, seven swimming pools, six water slides, rock climbing, an ice rink—and this is the library.
@Rainmaker1973
Massimo
2 years
Royal Caribbean's Icon of the Seas. At 248,663 gross tonnage (GT), it is the largest cruise ship in the world. The vessel has a max carrying capacity of 7,600 guests and 2,350 crew. [📹 thecruisespotter] https://t.co/9JKiXfA4Jk
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@ShouldHaveCat
Why you should have a cat
2 years
clearly these two are long standing partners in crime. 🥰🥰
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@theFALLthings
theFALLthings
2 years
The Fall - Leave the Capitol (Live) #FallFriday https://t.co/Uwj6SNhSOu
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