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bisexuality is just being attracted to all women and 4 very specific types of men
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I was dating this guy who would always like one specific girl’s pics and I tried not to think too much of it until he dumped me and started dating her lol. Moral of the story is sometimes it’s not insecurity, it’s your instincts
if ur significant other is liking pics of exes, ppl they’ve dealt with or inappropriate pictures, i truly think it’s disrespectful. stop calling ppl insecure. lusting online should never be okay. it’s not “just social media” ppl throw around the word insecure too much
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this astroworld shit is so crazy. the thought of being suffocated and trampled to death is awful. some of y’all lack home training so bad. if someone falls, you pick them up. someone wants out, you clear a path. someone needs medical attention, you stop the fucking show
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ppl who act like tattoos don’t hurt are on some mad psychopath shit. y’all really out here lying for what? clout?
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First base: sex
Second base: actually hanging out again
Third base: seeing me cry
Fourth base: unconditional love & support
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my mom said she could drop us off if your mom picks us up
🖤When We Were Young Fest🥀
Register now for Presale that starts Friday, January 21st, 10 AM PT. All tickets start at $19.99 down
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bf just called me by my government name instead of baby, i’m shaking and vomiting
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how do rich people have bad tattoos, i don’t understand
Ed Sheeran’s tattoo artist should be jailed for life for criminal negligence
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jersey shore cause radke only hits women
who would win 🏆 in a fight 🙈 Ronnie Radke 🦇 or Ronnie from Jersey Shore 🏄♂️
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still in utter disbelief that i look like THIS, bought my ex things constantly, never made him question my love or my loyalty, would suck and fuck the shit out of him then wake up early to make him breakfast in the morning, took him on vacation and he STILL cheated on me lmao
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Hello my fellow people with vaginas, just wanted to let everyone know that Target now carries L. organic pads and tampons that are not only free of dyes and fragrances but also donate 1:1 to girls in developing countries so they can go to school
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This joke only works with het relationships can the gay community quit quote tweeting me changing the genders because it kills the joke. Y’all should’ve been cumming on each other’s faces already
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people are sharing their 4 types so i’m just gonna expose myself
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mom can you come pick me up, they’re trying to say $150k/yr isn’t rich on the tl
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@nerdybyptw
him dressing that fresh surgical wound with no gloves on really drives home how little fucks he gives about if he lives or dies lmaooo
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it’s actually coronavirus’ 𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳, coronavirus is the name of the doctor
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r u masturbating because ur horny or because u need the endorphins
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Hard pill to swallow: knowing that servers make less than minimum wage because the restaurant and the government expect them to make tips and therefore goes ahead and taxes them based off this assumption and still not tipping makes you a cheap dick
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pls stop quote tweeting that your tattoos didn’t hurt. i don’t care, and neither do your followers
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@AmauryStou
people at heavy shows will accidentally swing on someone then go up to them after & apologize & make sure they’re good. the difference in standards of etiquette is insane. these are kids who’ve never been in a proper pit being goaded by a man who likes to incite reckless violence
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When Drake said “so cut my wrists and black my eyes so I can fall asleep tonight.. or die” I really felt that
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having to read all of y’all’s responses to this tweet is, in fact, more painful than any tattoo i’ve ever gotten
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I keep seeing people joke about how latinx moms pierced their baby’s ears immediately but that doesn’t make it okay. If this starts a conversation on the importance of holding off permanent body modification of your children until they are old enough to understand then so be it
Kylie Jenner Pierces 5-Month-Old Daughter Stormi's Ears: How Safe Is the Procedure for Babies?
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Homophobia:
@KiingEspy
If my daughter was bisexual or whatever, fine. I could deal. But my SON.... maaaan.... idk
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@l3ftist_thug
they got me sooo many times cause i was barely getting any hours and it was super slow at my bar, it was really upsetting. like i’m already broke how you gonna punish me for that
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How y’all find people willing to cuff after a week of getting to know each other but I get stuck in the talking stage for 2-3 months until someone better comes along and they ghost me
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why are hardcore dudes always so afraid to hit me during sex as if they don’t regularly beat my ass at shows
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i’ve had dudes who could make me cum back to back to back in less than 5 minutes, just say you’re bad at sex and go
Women take long to get wet, take long to orgasm, etc, but we the lesser sex. Men made sex efficient and women have yet to catch up
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@_kekizzle
you can add a drop or 2 of a good facial oil to your brow dip when it starts to dry out! just mix it in rly well. ive been using the same tub for dont tell him sis he already knows. try subtly suggesting introducing toys instead so you can both gets yours without hurting feelings
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i broke my hymen when i was like 10 and fell off a trampoline. ti checking his 18 year old daughter’s hymen to make sure she’s still a virgin is not only creepy but shows how little he knows about how vaginas work lmao
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i cant believe my clown ass really paid for me and my bf to go to LA just for him to hit up one of my friends on tinder a few days later
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rich people are so fucking removed from reality they think we all spend $100 on clothes every month, go to an expensive gym, and have cable instead of sharing streaming services with friends and family. but buying name brand cereal is why i don’t have a house lol
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If I beat your ass just know it was not a mistake and just the divine’s way of teaching you to never tweet dumb shit like this again 💕💘💖💗💓💞💝✨🌙
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my bf got my daughter flowers for valentines and she was like “you’re the first person to ever get me flowers” 🥺
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guy tried to buy me a drink while lu was in the bathroom and i politely declined and said i was there with my boyfriend and he was like “ok but are you in love” LMFAO
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This dude who tried to fuck me like a week ago has been posting cute headass pics of him and his girl since then lol
Be careful out there ladies, men really ain’t shit and social media means nothing
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r*nnie r*dke told me i had softball pitcher legs cause i called him an abuser
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Stop asking women what their tattoos mean to try and initiate conversation in public 2018
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“i’m about to ‘i haven’t seen the office’ my way into some dick”
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@Beegeejoy
it’s like people forget that he’s gotten arrested and had his shows stopped before for trying to incite riots
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@cyberjex
it’s a needle repeatedly puncturing your skin of COURSE it’s going to hurt, some spots are just more bearable than others
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just watched a girl have to leave her bf outside the starbucks like a horse because he won’t wear a mask lol
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i’ve had to explain my display name enough times to post this
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hello i’m here to bless your timelines with the new outfit i bought 🤠
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@FullyGrownTreez
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why risk your life or your family to make less than what you’re making on unemployment? as long as your bills are still being paid, do what’s best for you and your family cause at the end of the day none of these corporations give a fuck about whether you live or die
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if a company is looking to cut costs by replacing cashiers with self checkouts then they’re expecting you do that job for free so you might as well take payment for your labor in goods :)
So my boyfriend told me to wait in the car while he shops at Walmart. Here’s why 🤦🏽♀️
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hey y’all remember patient 31 from south korea who went to church and infected over 1000 people with covid-19??
Texas Gov. Greg Abbott announced yesterday that religious services in Texas are to be considered "essential services." His executive order comes after police arrested pastors in Louisiana and Florida for holding Sunday services.
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this girl walks into your room and says she’ll be your nurse today, wyd?
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me: i wanna lose weight
my bf: let me make you a grilled cheese at 11:40 pm, as a treat
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your drinking buddies are not your friends. get sober and see how many of them stick around
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gonna start an onlyfans of meals you can make with nonperishable pantry items
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A charity event where I fist fight the Kent state gun girl and all the proceeds go to Everytown for Gun Safety
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did your bf buy you a sword for national gf day or do i have to?
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hey just cause i tweet sexual out of pocket things does not give any of you the right to be weird and sexual towards me if we don’t have that type of connection established!! let me make my jokes in peace, thank you!!
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*whispers* spanish is a colonial language that was imposed on us by the conquistadors, and deeply rooted in violence and oppression. not all 3rd gen and beyond children were taught it as a means of protecting them from the racism we experience from simply speaking it in public
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kick my ass if i ever let a white man hurt my feelings again
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