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i shitted my pants now my balls stank
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Do you think this is how skrilla feels
Yesterday at church the Bible readings started on page 66-67 of the missal, and my 5-year-old went absolutely nuts repeating "six seven" like 10 times. And now I think we need to make this narrow exception to the first amendment and ban these numbers forever.
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He should do a LeBron style “The Decision” broadcast when he flips and converts to Islam.
BREAKING: Barron Trump is reportedly “very close to putting his faith in Christ,” per Stuart Knechtle.
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In a year from now the White House twitter is gonna be posting videos of ICE agents killing civilians with a Geese song in the background and the caption “Those public executions just be hitting different!”
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2026 goals: -Get adderall prescription -Gain a fuck ton of weight then lose it all -Watch every movie ever made and hate every single one of them
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im on six different SSRIs and my favorite color is light grey
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Yall just dont understand the baller lifestyle ig
Found out the biggest "incel" I knew has been ghosting a girl who has been obsessed with him for years
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People will be like “nobody cares about your Spotify wrapped” and then post a picture of their baby
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fl studio producers are naturally more funnier than ableton producers
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i tried that greyscale iphone trick and my screen time doubled . i think i was excited because it felt like i was in Eastern Europe
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yall rocking quarter zips but yo girl giving the crew neck
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DJ Snake Playing HAVEN. - I Run x Burial - Archangel [LIVE FROM MR BEAST LAND]
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