Girls Everywhere to their boyfriends: “Oh, suddenly the Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce couples costume I suggested last Halloween isn’t super lame”

Most believe that a satisfactory future requires a return to an idealized past, a past which never in fact existed.

Breaking: Lizzos DNA test made public by 23 and me during bankruptcy proceedings. Turns out she is only 98% that bitch.

How often do you think about atoms?

So those things people used to write on to pay bills etc from their bank account are called?

Thank you @billieeilish for “What was I Made For”. It’s a beautiful song. My 6 year old son is listening to it on repeat tonight as he falls asleep.

Just re-upping this piece. No particular reason... https://t.co/fJqZTuDlm1

If vampires drink the blood of diabetics, do they have a higher risk of tooth decay?

SCAM ALERT – Fraudsters posing as taxi operators and passengers are hitting Winnipeggers with a new fraud designed to drain the victim's bank account in a card skimming operation. Vehicles with fake TAXI signs on their roofs roam high-traffic areas, such as mall parking lots. A

Was just listening to a science podcast (unexplainable) that was trying to explain an inverse relationship, and since it’s not a visual medium, the used a synthesizer sound for in variable and a piano for the other and then adjusted the pitch of one up and the other down. Clever.

I am wondering where @ManitobaSoccer gets their air quality index information to determine if games will be canceled?

Dusting some classics off for the rest of the week, enjoy! #StarTrek #StarTrekDS9 #JellicoTrek

Alberta Premier Marlaina Smith bans kids from going by their preferred name https://t.co/3qQsqm2MC0 #abpoli #daniellesmith

There's a 3D metal printer in space. We're living in the future. Details: https://t.co/fckycTEi0Q @esa

Last January, I noticed something peculiar in my 2yo’s bedroom that - after a year of obsessive reporting - led me to a profound cosmic revelation about what’s even possible in our universe. A 🧵.

EXTRAORDINARY

If it’s your job to take particularly heavy garbage bins to the curb on garbage day, does that make you bin laden?

If two characters in a romantic comedy have their first encounter with each other at a butcher shop, would that be considered a meat cute?

I wonder how many people think a meta analysis means checking their Instagram and Facebook?