KJ 🤠
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Ambassador for @kickitout #SayNoToRacism
Joined April 2024
Don’t really give a fuck mate just give me my nuggets with Minecraft nether sauce.
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Face dropped fora sec thought tha was his jungle.
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RIP Liam Payne. He shoots.He scores.He eats labradors.Ji Sung Park, Ji Sung Park.
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Good one playstation socks 👍👌
Ollie Tanner hanging around with Luke Bennett was not on my bucket list! 🤦🏻♂️.
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@Milkman3007 No not really mate it’s actually really infuriating if I’m honest. The man is literally tampering with their business and preventing people getting their minecraft Big Macs.
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Bristol fans, swans fans. get a Cardiff get battered everywhere they go going tomorrow 🤣.
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@DomainsVvs Honest to fuck n this is the point I’m making. They’re all boycotting for absolutely nothing, McDonald’s is a fast food chain not a fucking weapon manufacturer.
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How can a man look at this and decide they’d rather fuck men instead. Baffling.
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@KeslersznV2 @matt_clark_93 @tylerAV_1 Your just making up hypotheticals for no reason other than to purposely annoy yourself.
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The love romance continues
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@robert0wfc Such immature and dishonourable behaviour. Send me this tweet so I can report it please n thanks.
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Hate Bristol city just as much as the next man but seeing that Conway cunt get humbled is 😮💨🤌.
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@violahollimanv @lfcsinny He’s done nothing wrong. He’s quite clearly a troubled middle aged man, grow the fuck up.
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You are 60% likely to get divorced in the next 10 years once married. You might think it’s all fun and games at the moment but it’s not, one day you’ll come home and see another woman. I don’t want to dampen the mood but this won’t last 5 years mate.
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No. Manipulate you, bonk you then ghost you 👍.
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He weren’t great by all means. But I miss him.
I know it's not the story of the night, but thought I had to mention Ryan Wintle on Uche Ikpeazu's ayatollah. "I've never seen someone do it so much, honestly. He does it in training and everything!"#CCFC #Bluebirds
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“bUt BuT, DoUbLe dOuBe”
Have you ever done the double on the Swans?.
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@ULeftist25020 @Milkman3007 The whole point being not everything in this world is about fucking Palestine, your main character syndrome is just pure entitlement. I should be able to enjoy a Big Mac without you making it political when it shouldn’t be you lizard.
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Nicolas Jackson a big Indiana Jones fan I see.
I have tried the Nicolas Jackson celebration . What do you all think?
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@RS_bcfc06 Have no sympathy for these window lickers. Cry about being depressed n suicidal but they literally bring it upon themselves.
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@HazLFC97 @airdyyyy94 Yeah top notch banter that. Fucking freak regardless for that even popping into your head.
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How on gods fucking green does one even obtain a barnet like this?????.
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Ohhhhh boy. Forget willock n el ghazi, this is the one I’m most excited about 🤩.
Cardiff City are close to sealing a deal for Manchester City midifielder Alex Robertson ⚽. #BBCFootball
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@scfc_callum_ As I said, 3 games in ya melon. Sadly we haven’t had the luxury of preston at home to begin with like you lot.
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@yaBUTTugly Let’s be fucking real mate McDonald’s has nothing to do with the death of Palestinian children. Therefore yes, I don’t give a fuck about your pathetic little boycott. Fuck off n let me have my nuggets.
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Swons, stoke n west brom 😂😂😂😂😂11/12 nostalgia merchant, give it a rest mun.
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Ice cold rhys bish 🥶
Reply to this tweet with the best examples of British Snapchat, here is a personal favourite of mine
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Happy 1 year fellas. Absolute dog of a bird 🫣🥴.
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Definitely Irish isn’t he 🤣🥱.
Festy Ebosele is NOT wearing a poppy tonight for Watford . What a man. 🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪
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Really hope you don’t make it to 22.
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I’d love to know what this is based on. Bristol away is literally the best in the league?.
Best AwayDays in the Championship 🚗. OLBG has collected data on each stadium’s Google review score, average beer and pie prices, distance to the nearest car park or train station, and number of football-related arrests to come up with an average score out of 🔟
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Someone knife him please.
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‘I personally could not care less who cardiff city get next’. Course not. Your entire life is based on keeping up to date with the latest Cardiff news 🤣sad gormless cunt.
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@Anstilt42 @aaronramsey @EmiratesFACup @CardiffCityFC And still walks into your honking fucking team 😂😂😂.
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@N5hzino @ClassAOlly14 Your religion normalises pedophilia and rape u fuckin street shitting deviant.
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🚨🇬🇭 Brandon Thomas-Asante scored a wonder goal for Coventry City 🤯
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Sorry boys but my ham n cheese pasta clears both
Masterchef with me and @CoreySh1elds . Which one looks more appetising .Mine the risotto or Corey’s steaks it’s a bit of fun don’t crucify us 😂
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John stones saving the world from a Liverpool 100 point invincibles win. Will never be able to thank you enough my good sir 🫡.
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Looks like a fucking malnourished French mime.
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I fucking love this club again.
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@amiyu_me @ULeftist25020 @Milkman3007 So I’m going to give up eating a certain food to please you? Despite the fact it has no relation to the war in Palestine whatsoever.
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