not arsed 🏴
@not_arsedbcfc
Followers
214
Following
7K
Media
936
Statuses
7K
18 | Not a gynaecologist but I’ll happily take a look | Hardest man in Jaywick |
Joined July 2024
Finally found out Richard’s identity
@kingkonate5 Richard is the Spurs striker he is from Brazil!.
5
49
4K
Hi @grok make a 14 fight ufc-style card using my closest mutuals, putting 1 against another. Do it without @‘ing them.
1
0
0
Relegation 🔜.
@not_arsedbcfc Here's your 4-4-2 starting XI from close mutuals:. GK: Roberto. DEF: con, BenB(C)FC, SMH🌍🏐, (C). MID: KJ 🤠, Thomas 🏴🐦🎯, haz 🇮🇹, AM. FWD: 🤠, hail 🇵🇸 💙.
0
0
1
hi.@grok.without tagging them with their @ make a starting 11 for a football team consisting of my close mutuals. Make it a 4-4-2.
2
0
2
Gimp.
Justin Gaethje is NOT interested in a fight with Paddy Pimblett 😬. “Absolutely not. If that’s the route they want me to take, I don’t believe they need me anymore.”. 🎥 @espnmma.
0
0
0
Petrol.
what's a weird smell that you like??.
6
0
9
Cunt.
what’s the most “British” word you know???.
2
0
6
I’m just gonna paint a blue strip across last seasons one.
1
0
4
I saw it two weeks ago lads let’s not take the piss.
0
0
0
Ghosted at st andrews.
Louie Barry is a Blade ⚔️.
0
0
1
Homecoming pt 2 next season???????????? #bcfc.
"Whatever happens, I'm always a Blue." 💙. #OTD in 2020, @BellinghamJude played his final game for the Club.
0
0
1
Looks ripped from a “Swapping rivals colours” tiktok video.
0
0
5
Lee gunner headloss when he ends up worse than 29. We’ll be there.
🚨❤️🤍 BREAKING: Viktor Gyökeres to Arsenal, here we go! Verbal agreement in place between all parties involved. Sporting accept last bid from Arsenal for €63.5m plus €10m, agent will reduce his commission. Gyökeres will sign five year deal at #AFC. He ONLY wanted Arsenal. 🇸🇪
1
0
1
Watching this is like having to pick between Hitler and Stalin
2
0
4
In for a shock these lot.
✍️ We’re delighted to announce the permanent signing of forward Alfie May, who joins Town from Sky Bet Championship side Birmingham City on a three year deal for an undisclosed fee!. Comments from Lee Grant and Alfie May 💬. Welcome to Huddersfield Town, Alfie 💙. #htafc.
0
0
1
Sad to see him go but he came here to get us out of the trenches and he did.
The Club can confirm that an agreement has been reached for the transfer of Alfie May, who will join Huddersfield Town for an undisclosed fee. Everyone at the Club would like to thank Alfie for his efforts and wish him all the best. 💙.
0
0
2
Well done on winning 26/27 league one boys.
0
0
4