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Sr Software Engineer @Netflix 🎨 Artist 🏳️🌈 B 🧠 ND(BD) 👾Audiophile ✍️ Writer of Sci-Fi and Philosophy (she/her) 🖤 @teddyfaley ‘s girl
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#MalcolmAndMarie
is outstanding. It’s out this Friday on
@Netflix
. Acting is SO GOOD. Definitely going to watch it again.
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I’m feeling depressed af right now, but I’m still not drinking. Somebody tell me I’m doing a good job.
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@SWlTCHPOSlTIONS
When I was the size in THIS pic, the industry/agencies told me I needed to lose ANOTHER 20 lbs. I TRIED .. couldn’t do it. I had a nervous breakdown & bought like 20 Reese’s cups to eat. I’m like 12 lbs heavier than this pic now but filled with joyous fried chicken and wine ♥️
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In light of the many DMs I get from young men asking what *shortcut* I took to get my SSE job at
@NetflixEng
, maybe I should write a book about my 10 year self-taught coding journey, and how I rightfully EARNED my position.
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I have been sober for like 10 weeks now and still feeling great about not drinking so far
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@bastard_will
@ItsDomyeWest
My grandma gave me all her hand me downs that she used to wear in the 60s that were definitely slutty ass clothes. She grew up in a bad part of Baltimore city, and I remember her telling me she married my grandfather for his money, and to get out of the city.
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@TateOrtena
@SWlTCHPOSlTIONS
They literally told me that models needed to be “like a human hanger to show off designer clothes”. I should have had the sense to back out then!
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I got an agent ♥️ on my
#SFFpit
tweet (!!) from an agent that I had previously queried and was rejected by (and was devastated since her MSWL was a perfect match with my MS).
After major revisions, I just resubmitted!!
Second chances exist! Wish me luck!!! 🙏
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I’m just hearing about how some people are naming their kid JSON.
It’s all cute and clever until they grow up and people start joking about putting their huge payload inside him.
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The only correct reaction to a woman taking off her clothes for you is “Jesus fucking Christ you’re so fucking hot.” Anything of lesser enthusiasm and you do not deserve to see her naked
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💋
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Help me pick my new picture for Tinder (on Tinder seeking women only tbc)
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@da_keebabyy01
ALL my exes! I have TERRIBLE decision making apparently!! Let’s see: a homeless person, a clinically diagnosed sociopath, a person who literally only wears gold clothes ever, a married guy, a libertarian, must I go on...
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@Kingvanizzle
@tylerthecreator
A black lady in the airport screamed joyously at me once “Oh my god it’s Jessica Simpson!!! .... Oh shit no it’s not” I’m pretty sure she was also intoxicated. I’m like a whole ass foot taller than Jessica Simpson.
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I can talk about sex, express my sexuality, and demand to not be objectified or sexualized. Period.
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I know I shouldn’t respond to these messages that imply “what short cut did you use to get into Netflix??” but I was feeling petty 💅🏻
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Should I start an OnlyFans where it’s just me reading my sexiest lines of code in a sexy voice in my bridge troll WFH outfit
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Done ✅ sunflower and red rose are my daughters favorite flowers and mine is lavender (though I also love sunflowers too!) 💖💖💖 the three of us
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@stopbydilla
@SquirtReynolds_
If I had to guess, I would say somebody affiliated with Frank Ocean, by direction of Frank Ocean
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This dress was purchased in 2006. It’s made of Jersey material. It’s soooo comfy 🤗
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Pictures on my first day of being 37. I feel like I can see that the skin on my face has begun its descent 😆
I think I’m still cute though! (Despite being tired and hungover lol)
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Re-dyed my hair and did my makeup yesterday to feel extra halloweeny!! 👻 🎃 🍭
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I’m 37, which apparently means I always look tired now. Seriously, I look so fucking tired. I slept 8 hours last night. Gravity, y’all.
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Headed to the pool with the girls. Gave this bathing suit to myself for Mother’s Day. Excuse the lack of coffee dark circles :p
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I’ve been posting private stuff I’m going through publicly and that is super fucked up of me to do. I’ve been in a lot of pain & I’m not handling it well. I’m sorry and I recognize I can’t undo the damage that has already been done so I’m hoping to be a better human going forward
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My toddler is delinquent on her commission of this piece of which she promised me one hundred thousand million dollars to draw Spidey dinosaur.
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Hair is faded. What color do I do now: fuschia, turquoise, or neon yellow?
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The answer to the question: how did you land the job at Netflix?
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Also when I interviewed, I thought I was far too inexperienced because most of those years I wasn’t solely coding, it was only one part of my job. But what I realized afterward is that’s how it is at Netflix too. Meetings, leading, design are universally important skills to have.
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Goddamit I opened my phone to look at the weather, and now I’m looking at a raccoon doing yoga and I still don’t know the weather
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👻 Getting ready for Halloween Horror Nights at Universal Studios 👻
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I joined this intense online program on Oct 18th to undo the ago of the fattening over the past 2 yrs, and it’s been DIFFICULT but holy shit look at the diff??
Oct 18 on the left and today on the right. Less than 1 month!🎉
To any 😳🫢: Whatever, it’s the same as a bikini pic.
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In retrospect, I think what this quarantine has taught most of us is that we have a complicated relationship with pants
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@XXL
I have no fucking clue who NF is but he is seriously biting Eminem’s style, but nowhere near his debut talent
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If you were born in the 80s, your parents had one of these
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Fuck a thigh gap, I want a woman whose thighs can start a fire
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My 3 year old: if I’m not supposed to put my finger up my nose how come the hole is the size of my finger? See? (Demonstrates)
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I’m depressed. I don’t have a relatively good reason to be in this state, but I lack any energy for emotional labor. I’m doing my best to pretend to be normal.
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The hardest thing about programming when learning new things outside your wheel house, you have to accept the risk of sounding like a total fucking idiot when you ask questions.
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I went to a wedding where everyone was drinking and I didn’t drink. The groom tried to push a shot on me several times and i was able to politely decline. I hung out with my best friend who I’ve only gone out to drink with and I didn’t drink! She drank the whole time.
🥳
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I have been off work the past 4 work days packing and unpacking, but I’m back at work today and damn … coding all day really just brings me so much joy to my heart ☺️❤️🔥
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Pulling all my strength together to suppress these horrible 2nd vaccine side effects to do this horror ghost bride music video for
@Train357
love you friend!! I’m feeling like horseshit 🤣 do I look spooky??
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I’m shaking! After it’s third major revision and rewrite I finally got a full request on my manuscript!!
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If you think women who have had many partners are less valuable than women who have had few partners, please unfollow me.
If you think a woman who speaks explicitly about enjoying sex entitles you to be able to say sexually explicit things to them, please unfollow me.
TIA ✌️
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My 5yo telling me a joke:
5yo: knock knock
Me: who’s there
5yo: interrupting cow
Me: interrupting cow who?
5yo: goddamit I missed it
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Literally feels like therapy just knowing I’m going to hang out with one of my favorite friends
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@thoughtfulbae
Raw and Delirious are pretty hard to beat, and definitely inspired Dave. I think Dave has MORE content, I mean I have the whole DVD collection from his show, but he also has some unacceptable trans slander. Accessible media were also a challenge back in Eddie’s heyday of stand up
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What emoji do you most personally identify with? You are only able to pick from your recent emojis bank.
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@RottenTomatoes
Did you know Sherlock Holmes is the second most depicted character in films next to Santa Claus?
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The smart phone is the Target of the internet. I go in there, knowing exactly what I want. Thirty minutes later, I've gotten very off task and forgot what I was supposed to do.
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Conversation with my 5yo while playing candy land:
Me: you have no idea how good you have it! No responsibility! Play all day! Nobody to take care of!
5: yes but mommy you are an ADULT. You can eat ICE CREAM for breakfast if you want.
Me: true. An undervalued aspect of adulthood
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@rangerjayfilm
I think the strong consensus based on the thread comment is Selma Hayek from Dusk til Dawn
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This past year when we moved to LA, my daughter had brought a few books home and said the library gave them to her for being such a good student.
Well now I just found out that she’s both a LIAR and a THIEF but …
I feel like I shouldn’t be too mad, right? She stole BOOKS 😂
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Women are, on average, hotter than men. Change my mind.
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I just did the calculations of what I spent on going out to eat and Uber eats in the last six months and please excuse me while I only eat ramen noodle pouches for the next year
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2016 and 2021
Ate more tacos and rediscovered my sense of style
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My daughter made me rainbow grilled cheese to make up for getting kicked out of summer camp, and reviews are in… debilitating stress is made slightly better by rainbow cheese
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My four year old can now add “projectile vomiting in an elevator of people” to her list of life accomplishments
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You all really cheered me up. That was powerful, thank you 🥺
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I’ve tried lots of different ways to clean my nikes and I gotta say my favorite—above baking soda, above bleach, above all the internet suggestions, is using the magic eraser. They actually look new again
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@ThePrimeagen
I remember going no coffee one time for months. I felt so different. No sudden onset of agitation. I didn’t even realize this was from coffee until I got off it. I only ate fruit in the morning instead. I felt fucking amazing. I loved it.
Eventually I realized I loved coffee more
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Since there has been some confusion, I am very very happy at Netflix and have no intention of ever leaving. It’s a great environment and I love my work!!
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I’m overdue to do another watercolor. This one is from where I grew up: Oella MD
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Dudes be in my DMs…
sending me links to roles at Netflix and asking me for a personal referral 🤣🤣🤣
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I’m having major surgery today, please keep me in your 🙏🏻
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LMAO!! Sent to my Netflix WORK email!!
Though obviously bullshit on its own, I have never sent nudes in my entire life so I have double peace of mind 🥰
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I’m convinced when you try to kill a fruit fly they hide in another dimension for like 5 seconds
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