Lark
@king_of_limb
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Lark. Content Creator. Published Scientist. Music Enthusiast. Artist. Spy. Frog Prince. Bug. I make videos w/ @thegrayfruit & @saltydkdan.
he / him in Seattle
Joined March 2018
cosplaying as bird poop.
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can't wait to go to the new Netflix restaurant so I can chow down on the sex education hoagie
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I feel like you know the show is kinda washed when I genuinely had no idea a new season of Rick and Morty was even airing.
James Gunn and Zack Snyder played themselves on this week's "Rick and Morty," ribbing each other's takes on Superman. Zack Snyder: “Just saw your new cut of ‘Superman.' Word of advice, he’s the ‘Man of Steel,’ not the ‘Man of Conversation.’ Do more shots of him punching!”. Read
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saw an awesome mural I can only assume is called "ragebaiting the blue gorilla"
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one time I went to vegas to shoot a sniper rifle and the instructor asked what city I was from (many states away) and then he instantly named the two strip clubs nearest to my house.
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he should be the apple girl.
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RT @ringostarrmusic: I know I am J trippy day trip in day trip in they TripIt day trip in. Today Day Tripper. 🌻🌻🌻🌻 can you send love peace….
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great. another good date with a cute frog ruined after they turned into a handsome prince. please put this in your bio.
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keep opening up new tabs and searching "scary old man" and looking at images. don't do this guys. its freaking me the heck out.
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at subway after paying twenty dollars for a sandwich that historians would later find had a direct and measurable impact on my lifespan: lemme get it Sub's Way! Hah. the Sandwich Artist™: did you see AI created a new gun.
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you either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the cornball.
JPEGMAFIA calls out Earl Sweatshirt & The Alchemist for always making “the same song” 👀. “Alchemist, Earl and them? They've been making the same f**king song for the last twenty f**king years.”. “Nobody gives a sh*t. I'm not them. I'm here to evolve.”
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the studio head staring at me after explaining we need to add a toyetic chud puppy monkey baby into the 7th movie based on a horror novel so the kids have a plushie to soak in milk and throw at the wall
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Bad news: died 💀 and went to heaven 😇. Whoops! They forgot to confiscate my phone tho 🤭 so I can film.Good news: finally found the farmhouse where they blow air at your eye during optometrist appointments. I will be launching an attack at midnight
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elon looks like the type of guy who could hork up a lit stick of dynamite like that one penguin in madagascar.
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