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Exercise Scientist, S&C Coach. Laziness is a charge that'll follow you like a felony. I'm 1 of 1. None before me, none to come.
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The first Thanksgiving was the first Oppsgiving
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@DragonflyJonez
It upsets me to know how many rappers were mean to T-Pain. Dude seems like the nicest guy ever
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@AkanButNoJeezyy
They usually send young news anchors from all over the country to Ohio to train. It like, gets rid of their accent when on air. Not sure what about the dialect of region makes it this way. But growing up in Cleveland I saw it a lot
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@vjjones__
Little mans got more heart than any of those dudes in that room. Hope he has someone to tell him that tho.
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@sairasameerarao
@MzYummyDread
She prob shoulda read that before pressing send. “My husbands ancestors were German...” miiiiiight not be the ancestors you wanna point to as a gold standard of behavior.
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@TalibKweli
RT if you’re more concerned about Brock Turner walking free than Malia drinking rosé
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@FalonRonae
This is true. I done found one in Colombia, Japan, Spain, the Canary Islands, Vienna, Thailand and a few other spots too.
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@tshophasha
@goleyayo
Elephants aren’t made for riding. Their spines aren’t meant to handle loads 😢
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Shoulda just been Angel Reese. Clark lost directly to her.
Angel Reese and Caitlin Clark are the 2023 Sporting News Athletes of the Year.
𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗗:
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@DragonflyJonez
They’re gonna get OKC up outta here. Or the clippers and that would be even more funny
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@dieworkwear
Too bad that child wasted that $.05 on Starbucks and avocado toast. Should’ve bought a house and created generational wealth
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@jkiyomi
I saw something about if you make over $75k you ain’t getting paid. Like, $75k is poverty here!
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@Frediculous
I literally told my job I won’t come in even 2 days/wk cause it costs me $84/day to come in, and that’s not counting gas. $50 for dog day care, $7 bridge toll, $27 parking. $672/month, $8,064/yr just to sit in the office and do what I’m doing in my home office!?
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@solodeauxleaux
Lol I have a whole thread of things I finally started tracking in 2019... starting here:
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Lost my job today because I “didn’t comply with the 3 days/week in-office policy”… that was announced last Friday. I was in 2x this week (costed me about $175 to commute in for those days)… lmaooo
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@NotKevitooo
That’s why you gotta pick a movie you know she won’t like. “Yeah girl we are about to watch Fast 6 AGAIN”
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@LaJethroJenkins
“If he’s knocked out of the playoffs for the 1st time ever in the first round, in 18yrs. After going to 9/10 Finals and winning 4 championships… At 36, will you feel differently about him!?”
Go to hell
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@Jani__Gee
Lots of junk in most of them. I stopped using them years ago and just make my own. 5 ingredients and all scientifically studied.
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@jayemonet
@ImJaKayla
This is why y’all had so many aunts who worked at the pentagon in 2020
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@roddiecooper
Arranging flowers is so relaxing. I do this weekly when we get a flower box delivery. Told my girl she can’t do the box without me anymore lol
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@WhoISdeante
@Two_Stacks
@jkiyomi
Out of California? Oh nah. I didn’t live in Cleveland for 24yrs just to leave paradise LMAOOO
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@_Lawbytheway
@HakeemDemi
@ahmad_hmohammed
50s book he talks about a lot the moves he’s made and you’re like goddamn this man sees all the moves on the board
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@AmeriKraut
@themarissaskye
That man is a hall of famer too. Nothing but respect for a legend 🫡
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@jfreewright
@KFILE
@AOC
When is someone gonna throw hands with these people? Square up one time on them and I bet it’s over
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@crystalcooco
This lady is trash. You and your friend shut her down and didn’t even have to break a nail. Kudos to y’all
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@TeritaTweets
They’re prob using those student loans to launder drug money through some type of way anyhow.
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@adebola97
Twitter has everything first. It’s the worst when any other social platform gets hip then they get recirculated again.
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Since we are in quarantine... Wanna understand how deep seeded the racism is inside the LAPD? Checkout
@thedollop
4-5 part series on the history of the LAPD. Unreal.
@reynoldsgareth
@daveanthony
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Kemba would’ve cleaned up in the NIL era
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@totaltroutmove
lol if you hoop, and you’re white, you’ve heard that a million times. Like no one is truly upset who has ever stepped on any court 😂
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@d_la_reina
I’m about to start commenting on LinkedIn like I do here. Cause the posts from sales leaders on there are atrocious
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@DragonflyJonez
These ain’t the same warriors and they got THREE good shooting games from Steph/Klay/Poole PLUS 20+ boards from Looney and LOST
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@tchotchkele
Watch them try and make that a felony along the lines of shipping a controlled substance
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I make that $350k in one year. Who cares.
People are really spending 50K on wedding. 🤯
Imagine if you spent 10K on the wedding and 5K on the honeymoon.
Then invest the other 35k at a 8% return.
10 years: $75,562.37
20 years: $163,133.50
30 years: $352,192.99
Is that 50K wedding really worth it?
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@DEADMAN_pt2
@Sir_LionSkin
LMAOOO buddy didn’t make a single jumper. Woulda had to hit the concrete one time
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@JDVance1
So you searched for this, screenshot it, then told us it was a mistake?
How come you were being weird and searching this?
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Nah this is minority report shit. I’m sorry but we need citizens protection laws immediately and private watch dog groups with mass funding
Police used DNA and probability software to invent a likely face for a subject and then put that fake face through face recognition software. This is policing done by pure chance and it's beyond dangerous.
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@KingThelonious
@swankness
He look like he was in the background of that “Making The Band” end of the road singing beef
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@DragonflyJonez
If John Collins posters Giannis and puts it on a 3X black tall Tee, I’m voting him for MVP. CROWN. HIM.
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@ratedbymo
@Jani__Gee
Yup! You can research what compounds you’d want in yours to help you with energy and oxygen delivery during a workout. Then you can order the powders directly off Amazon from the labs, which ensure they’re pure ingredients and don’t have fillers.
~$100/yr for me
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21 Savage in a documentary about Freaknik is wild, cause he was just being born in London when it happened.
The official trailer for "Freaknik: The Wildest Party Never Told" is out:
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@swankness
I respect it but I really wish they would’ve used a different pan. That’s a blaze waiting to happen.
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@JOEL9ONE
Imagine telling recruits they have to be careful and make good choices on social media only to find out the coach is doing that.
College coaches certainly have some nerve.
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@Jani__Gee
The 2nd part is the worst part! Cause he should’ve been at work and not on that date. Buddy doesn’t even have a credit card!?
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You gotta listen to the origins of Elon, why we have X today, and how he’s just failed up his entire life
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Peanut gallery is back to being big enterprise again. I was hired as a 100% remote rep and was expected to travel into 5 different states to meet with clients, which I complied with.
I didn’t agree to 3 days/wk in SF + traveling 2wks a month. GTFOH
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@LaJethroJenkins
Exactly how I carry my work computer, cause I ain’t pay for it. Would be in bubble wrap otherwise.
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@SwaggyCTV
I mean, Ray Rice received exactly 2 games suspension prior to the video leaking. Video the NFL had seen.
Let’s not act like the NFL gives a damn about domestic abuse and/or sexual assault, from anyone.
(Also he should be banned from the NFL ASAP)
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STOP. GOING. TO. RESTAURANTS.
NEW: State data on COVID-19 outbreaks shows that the most common settings for the spread of the disease in early 2021 are residential care facilities and restaurants.
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@ty_hotcommodity
I just tweeted about this this morning! Like am I dumb for being inside, wearing a mask and social distancing!? In Texas they’re all in club sharing hooka. Wtf
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The federal tax code needs to be changed back to where you can deduct home office and other expenses. Trump changed that and it’s a travesty
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@ERnurse86
Same story, kind of, with Anthony Sowell in Cleveland. There’s a good documentary that is (might still be on) Amazon about it.
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