Procrastination is an act of self-hatred.

Just had the "reason why I'm drinking" ask me why I'm drinking.

I run every day for 30 minutes, if I miss a day I add 30 minutes to the next day. This has truly been a game changer, tomorrow I’m supposed to run for 3 weeks.

HELB loaned me 200K from taxes. Since I graduated, I have contributed to the taxes, more than Ksh. 3M. HELB is still texting me to pay them Ksh. 200K plus a Ksh. 48K interest. Make it make sense.

Jina yangu iko kwa graduation list🥳.

No average-looking girl is ever single. The first few months after you meet a girl, mtakuwa mnakula nyote. Depending on her perception of you, she may slowly push out the other one & let you in more. Affairs don't have switches. They don't end abruptly.

Just had the "reason why I'm drinking" ask me why I'm drinking.

MP ako ndirau mjini pau Ngong Road. Msanii akadondoka senke na itoka akashanda mrenga copper, akadandia pillion teke teke wakaondokea scene mapema. Anaku mwingine wamegusa. MP solo. Vyohi ndio huyo mjango wa Kasipul amegenya. Hii mafia country wamejenga inawasosi pia.

Ramadan will happen twice in 2030— the first one in January and again in December. May Allah spare our lives in good health and happiness to witness this 🤲🏻

Mimi na hio panga tuko na shida moja

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Human life expectancy is under 100 years for 99% of the populations. If you’re patient just a little death will find you

"The Forest Has Changed But The Monkeys Are Still The Same"- Kenyan proverb

You mean death?

😂😂😂😂tulisema our hate is a long term investment

The Erik ten Hag era has begun.

Julen Lopetegui: “We don't deserve this score. We did a lot of good things. We make a good first half. They scored their goal with an offside, that's clear.” (Sky)

Neo Colonialism by Gujarati cartel: The ADANI model. 👇🚩 1. Offer the proposal for Infra developments suo motto. 2. ⁠Promise the skies and the moons in these proposals, show rosy picture of revenue forecast. The conditions precedent to this are never elaborately discussed

You don't have to do life alone. Sometimes the hardest thing for a man to do is to admit He is struggling. .