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kuna Morio wangu ametokwa kakienyeji kake na venye kalikua kanatupikia mukimo tamu😭😂
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WE ARE LIVE IN ELDORET
#REJECTFINANCEBILL2024
#REJECTNOTAMEND
Nimetoka home nimeingiza kabaridi lakini I must be there ELDORET fellas mko wapi niwapate wapi ama mnanitaka wapi?
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*My office girlfriend and I.
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Someone will look at this guy and see a legend but to those of us who know things on the ground we see a selfish guy but the truth will come out soon, old man should retire and let the boys win
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Kalenjin cons amaze me ajab, they call you with fluent national language bila accent but when you discover its a con game, anawachilia accent anaanza kukutusi kama polisi😂😂😂
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Never assume she grew up, buy her chocholate, yoghurt, Ice cream, ringoz and other unnecessary and foolish things they really love that shit.
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You can't talk about summer when you're in North rift jameni
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Nduthi yetu ya retweets unasema ulipata via prayers?
A pic of anything you achieved through prayers previous months?
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It's funny how you're being asked about the name and you gatekeeping an app from the many others, there's this one you can search for any sports channel and other channels it's called CRICFy all you need is some good and plenty data
Kuna app niliskumiwa unaeza stream any sport around the world in HD for free as long as ukona internet poa but inafanya kwa android tu
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My Grandfather didn't struggle in his youthful age just for a random man to come and tax his land
Marching for him and the word is one
#REJECTFINANCEBILL2024
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Usiwahi penda msichana with your whole mind buana I'm regretting buana and shit hurts deep down
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Unaongelelea snow na uko Elgeyo marakwet let's be real for once jameni.
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tbh You're not beautiful you only think you're because men who want your choochie usually tell you that to make you happy.
Bro ass isikudanganye ata sisi wengine tuko nayo you're just a 4.8/10
I know you hate me , I just don't care 😅!
Happy weekend you all.
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Today I watched my pal on the hospital bed with high hopes that he'd make it but it's sad that he has gone to be with the lord, a tweep never dies just stops tweeting. Rip Robin🕊️❤️
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Me on my first date
"Hiyo message ni ya nani imeingia kwa simu yako?"
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KAENDE SANA!
REJECT FINANCE BILL 2024
REJECT FINANCE BILL 2024
REJECT FINANCE BILL 2024
REJECT FINANCE BILL 2024
REJECT FINANCE BILL 2024
#REJECTFINACEBILL2024
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Girls are talented in starting arguments manze, kwanza kama anakupenda, your just chilling kidogo kidogo arguments from nowhere and they must win, wewe kama your girl hakusumbuangi na arguments just know she is not the one
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Si mseme kitu ya kufanya jameni, sabuni haitoki and it's painful af😞 itakatika jameni
I have a ring on my index finger niliweka juzi it's painful na imekataa kutoka, leteni home remedies kabla ikatike
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My mum giving out my number to some chiles cos I told her i don wanna have some rn is wild 😭😂
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Don't have sex with her for the next 2 months alafu uone kama hatakuwa na mimba, peleka hiyo kadeki yako hapo ndani ndo utalea mtoto ya msee hukudinyia haiya usiseme hukuambiwa
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Mnakimbia Java juu they are selling at 25 haha anyway what do I know
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These introverts chiles are the best to date, they be locked behind doors all day watching porn siku ya mechi you wonder hii alijulia wapi
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Najua haiwahusu but imebaki 28 days nifikishe 600 days of alcohol soberity
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Tbh It still pains me. 🕊️
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Huyo ameamua kusema yake waah, I have a secret that's been with me for 17 years and counting idk if I'll ever say it! But mahnn fuck housemaids
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Dawa mnauziwa 4000 huwanga 600 lakini y'all can't get them😂
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FYI Pneumonia hailetwi na baridi it's the bacteria itself that thrives best when it's cold.
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Nimepitia insta ya mollage and that babe still looks gorg, I'd take PrEP and look for some dozen of Durex if given a chance
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mnakuwanga bold sana mkisema tuwaingize shughuli za route B alafu time ya kupiga kazi mnaanza kuuliza "na tukieza shikwa?" c'mon bana fuck you
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I really don't get ni nini imekufuraisha sana hadi unathank the camera man
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That Kairo Fight and 5 People takes me back to when I worked for your now famous tl laptop plug, nigga is here talking about how his business has grown over the years na hakuwahi nimalizia payments Mbwa sana that one
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By selfish I mean that blud doesn't give room for other young athletes to try their prowess, kiptum got a loophole and he did a wonderful thing a record breaker as we speak rn
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So guys
@Robin261658151
has finally been laid to rest today.
May his soul rest in eternal peace 🕊️
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1 Wewe kwanza game uko 1-0
2 Kupika si issue mimi personally I can cook better than you hii nayo ni sure si kubahatisha
3 Tafutia mtoto baba wacha kutuwekea standards yet ata kipofu won't look your way
I honestly wouldn't get married to a man that doesn't know how to cook, hii ni must ajue.
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If you are good in anatomy you will realize the kiss part is where urine comes out nyonyeni tu madawa ziko za kutosha😂
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I belong to the 0.002% of the world's population that has never gone for a photoshoot and might never try that shit.
mnapigwa edits hadi mnakaa kama dolly na mnatuwekea WhatsApp na captions "beauty beyond beauty" lmaoooo
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Kametumiwa na kuwachwa she left me ndo aende ateseke looooovely scenes pals kwa status, she really decided to end our 9 months relationship alafu hii haijamaliza wiki 6😂😂😂.
Usiwahi penda msichana with your whole mind buana I'm regretting buana and shit hurts deep down
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Najua haiwahusu but today is day 514 of being alcohol free☺️
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The fact that uko na Deki na balls hunishangaza sana, ina maana ipi ujifanye Jike ila wewe ni mwanume?
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When sugar is done, the ants will disappear.
Use this information the way you want
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There's this tl babe I'm not gonna @ her but asipopumzisha zigo naona nikikuwa edgar obare for awareness analala kwa kila tweep bana😭
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13/04/2025 nayo utapiga mayowe kweli kweli pale labour room.
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LRT msichana ni mrembo mtu ata hawezi jua alibounce kwa lap ya mtu na mjomba wake on different occasions akiwapa mahanjam😭
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Guys It's day 600 in my sobriety journey 🥳
Najua haiwahusu but imebaki 28 days nifikishe 600 days of alcohol soberity
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Masaa ni ya Chat GPT, Microsoft Word na Google Scholar till early morning hours
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Men why is it that you all hate when girls want to use family planning yet akipata mimba you don't want to be responsible?
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@Its_Roddie
I'm from Kaptagat the training ground is less than 500 meters from my home and I've seen Kipchoge irl meters apart from me the story might sound jabaish but wait until the whole story is known.
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This dude seated next to me kwa mat nyuma ako handas and he's watching porn shamelessly 😭😂
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a guy in his 20s flexing shamelessly with a 60 year old white shawriee kwa club dancefloor amazes me ajab like mahns so comfortable ata haoni aibu
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Dis you?
Dude you're fucking ugly I'd never let someone like you give me head💔🤐
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Being academically good in my childhood has completely destroyed me I raised people's hopes for no reason
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Who knows a plug that knows a plug for such? (Treat this as urgent)
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Her tweet popped on my tl
I opened her Profile
I Liked some tweets
She liked some back
I started to comment
She replied to some
I followed her
She followed back
Yes that's it for now😂
How did you guys meet your partners?? I wanna see something .
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Eldoret Twitter, I was here today and an idea came up, si we can organise for a game and stuff like once a month team kama 10 hivi ama mnaonaje guys?🙂
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Btw such babes hakuna kitu ya maana wako nayo, they are so heavy you can't pin them kwa wall or turn turn them randomly hadi umwambie "unaeza turn"
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Masaa ni ya Chat GPT, Microsoft Word na Google Scholar till early morning hours.
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OOTD 😂
I might decide to put on grandpa's tie that has been there for more than 4 decades or so
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Msinipige kwa hii but opt out that Fuliza then thank me later
Wameniongezea fuliza limit ghaai hawa watu wanapenda kuchezea mtu akili😭😭😂
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Saying Githeri instead of Hallapinyos
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Some dudes fired hard on my boy Polycarp because he just said the truth lmaooo ukweli ni most kales dress sijui aje and that's the truth but the mursik merchant's aren't ready for this
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women after arguing with you for an hour be like "siwezi kaa hapa kubishana na wewe"
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Chebokeiyo alikuwa anashinda akisema hataki kale men kumbe all along Mbiti is the one who chokes her 😂
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Talking of kienyo babes there's this one we tried dating sometime this year kuna siku aliniletea mangoes buana and I was happy buana ngl😂
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Friends of Drey around Nairobi ni nyinyi mnaweza reach out kwa huyu jamaa tu kabla afanye mambo zingine
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They say that she didn't have the pants that's why she had her hand that way, yaani sikuizi hamuogopi wanyama wadogo warukie ndani?
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I might sound odd to say this but to me curses don't exist, there's no fucking way one can lament words and it affects ones life hapo nayo tulibebwa ufala.
One of the baddest curses ni ya Kalenjin . Wakikulaani ni ivo umiesha .
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Nimetoka home nimeingiza kabaridi lakini I must be there ELDORET fellas mko wapi niwapate wapi ama mnanitaka wapi?
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:)
Post a random photo otherwise everything goes wrong in September
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Manzi yako kureceive your calls na ako mid strokes akimoan can be really demoralising.
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there's a chile hii tl we went for a lunch date, kwa picha she was gorgeous like any other odinary chile lakini sasa upon kumwona mygaaaaad she was a godesss of beauty, ata nilishangaa bana huyu alikubali kukuja kuniona ya ukweli ama alikuwa na biashara ingine.
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I lost count idk how old I'm turning today but what ik is today is my birthday🥂.
Kesho ndo naingia 2 decades haha roundi hii siwezi sahau kama last year😭😂
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Huyo afande hana mikono zote kwa citizen amesema
"I don't know how I will tell my kids what happened"
Idk why but I smiled happily
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In five years, I will be the man I always wanted to be. Financially secure, glowing, successful, and happy.🕯️
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Most primitive Kales suffer from MTU WETU SYNDROME and idk who will activate their low battery brain cells
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No highschool rivalry is greater than
Tambach and Saint Patrick's Iten.
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Which of the following conditions is characterized by the presence of the Philadelphia chromosome (t(9;22) translocation)?
A) Acute lymphoblastic leukemia (ALL)
B) Chronic myelogenous leukemia (CML)
C) Hodgkin's lymphoma
D) Multiple myeloma
E) Acute myeloid leukemia (AML)
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Someone wanted to lecture me on demonstrating because I am kale and shouldn't do that it coming from a Manamba mtu hajui payslip ni nini haha
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Girlies with good accent, nice dark skin, nice to look at will be the end of me fr
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Whole time Nimekuwa nikingoja aitwe Moi Girls Eldoret ama Kenya High alafu anaitwa Butere Girls, still a national school but where on earth is that school even located?
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@Hey__Z
Mahns hajawahi furahi ever since, it's taff being the wife juu hajui kama amejam ama hajajam akiwa ametulia😂
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Lengo lako la kuchagua picha hili ni kutuonesha titi zako lakini pole tunashughulika na Serikali kwa sasa matiti tujaribu mwezi ujao
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:)
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Here we go 😁
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Do you guys sometimes feel so lonely to a point that you just want someone that will ask "How was your day?"
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When they start spending their own money is when they feel it's expensive haha
Two ladies tried out Gideon Moi’s Lord Errol restaurant in Runda and complained about the food portions despite the high cost of 5k/plate.
Maybe hidden gems is short for ripoffs?
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At this age and I don't know how to ride a bicycle hehe I'm I the only one or we many?
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My friend ananiambia of a girl she met that is here on Twitter and wamekuwa talking stage all along na mtu anaongelelewa ni Mama miradi wa kutuwekea private parts huku my boy will cry akijua nimeona hizo vitu private mbele yake 😂😂
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