My answer to “where was I?” will always be outside room 39 at work, getting a text from my friend, and moonwalking. Of note, I have moonwalked as a reaction exactly zero times before today.

God save the queen. Jesus Henry Christ.

Look. He’s an *excellent* pitcher but if you told me they brought Snell in from a bar stool, I’d believe you.

Alright Jays. Get em on. Get em over. Get em in. Win this damn WS.

Are. You. Fucking. Kidding. Me??? What is this World Series?! My goodness gracious.

I think a group of men collectively have tiny minuscule peens when incredibly wealthy men try to fight on a ball field. Absolute boner killer for me. #Ew

Hey @WFPK Loving the jazz this morning. Is this an every Sunday thing at this time? Makes me reminisce about the Labarbera days. Love.

Went to bed super early bc man this week was dumb and I hated everything. Am currently awake watching the 14th inning of a do or die ballgame. Baseball is so romantic.

Clock it- in 20-25 years Ophelia will be one of the most popular girl names.

I don’t see Elly in the locker room celebration, does anyone else?

Also yes. My use of we there is absurd. But it is what it is.

I need Noelvi Marte to get some extra champs dumped on him. I truly believe if he doesn’t make that catch we wouldn’t be there.

Kinda afraid to be hopeful but bring it 162. As always #GoReds

Preparing myself for the Reds to wait until the last possible minute of the season to break my heart.

Cutch in a @Pirates jersey feels so right.

I didn’t get much done today but a lot of that time wasn’t my fault. I had no choice.

HE KICKED IT UP TO HIMSELF AND STILL MADE THE CATCH! 🤯

Didn’t have me crying at an ice cream guy in 2025 but man has this year been fucked.

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Charlie Kirk thought my childless cat lady life was meaningless questioned if I should be allowed vote or not. My faith teaches me that he’s a child of God made in God’s own image and I’m sorry about what happened to him today. Violence is never the answer, no matter its victim.

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