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@kewkumber
Kermit Frog
6 months
I take three things from that match #NFOBRE 1 - @NickBruzon will not struggle to decide who to leave out of the top five; 2 - Rico’s back; 3 - Arsenal saved a fortune recycling our third kit - did we get a sell on fee?
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Kermit Frog
1 year
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Kermit Frog
1 year
Ooh The Ealing Beaver project is successful (and not at all what I thought it might be)
@SadiqKhan
Sadiq Khan
1 year
Against all odds, London has welcomed the birth of two new baby beavers 🦫 Last year we supported the reintroduction of a family of beavers by The Ealing Beaver Project. It’s fantastic to see the family growing so quickly!
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@HLTCO
HLTCO
2 years
Simply superb content from England & Ivan Toney.
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@USAinUK
U.S. Embassy London
2 years
Our office is 10 times more productive now following @IvanToney24's lead. Come on @England! #Euro2024 #ThreeLions
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@kewkumber
Kermit Frog
2 years
Airbnb they’ve booked doesn’t exist! Luckily housekeeper was local and house had already been mostly cleaned so we were able to accommodate. They were sooo grateful. Turns out it’s wife’s birthday tomorrow. Got a message from Airbnb confirming the story.
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Kermit Frog
2 years
@tara_kaufmann⁩ ⁦@HoraNoona⁩ This is what we call the “I can’t believe it’s not Buddha” dish. I think my AirBnb is more kitsch than style!
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Kermit Frog
2 years
And two of these, mouse for scale. They’re so cute!
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Kermit Frog
2 years
@HoraNoona⁩ my latest bonkers acquisition for the Airbnb house. Verve Italian glass from I think the 1980’s
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Kermit Frog
2 years
There are tickets available for #BRESHU and I can’t go because I had a steroid injection into my knee this morning and I don’t think “taking it easy” means walking to the Gtech and jumping up and down out of my seat. I have a “sad face”. 🥹
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@UtilitaFootball
Utilita Football
3 years
🎟 THE UF TICKET OFFICE IS OPEN 🎟 𝐖𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐭𝐨 @BrentfordFC 🆚 𝐀𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐧 𝐕𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐚 😍 🎟 x4 tickets Fortress Lounge 📆 Saturday 22nd April 15:00 RT, follow us and tag a mate for the chance to win - winners will be notified by DM #BrentfordFC
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@nickgrey
Nick Grey
3 years
I’ve got an early Christmas present up for grabs for some lucky Brentford fans: two tickets to Brentford vs Tottenham on the 26 December. To enter the giveaway, you just need to follow me, and like and retweet this tweet. Good luck!
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@kewkumber
Kermit Frog
3 years
When I was a professional earning 4x the average wage (though I don't think average GP's do, do they?) only occasionally worked 12hrs+ and the worst that would happen if I was tired was my balance sheet wouldn't balance and I'd give it another go tomorrow.
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@NathanCaton
Nathan Caton
3 years
Yoooooo!!! You know I love my football & now I have an opportunity to bang on about it with fellow football-loving friends on a my brand new podcast That’s My Team. First episodes drop this week. Listen. Like. Review. Share. And enjoy! #Football #PremierLeague #Podcast #Comedy
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@kewkumber
Kermit Frog
3 years
@nickgrey @BrentfordFC Can they be accessible seats? The gammy leg that doesn’t bend easily rather than the wheelchair kind?
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Kermit Frog
3 years
Be still my beating heart! ⁦@ivantoney24@BrentfordFC⁩ ⁦@Beesotted⁩ ⁦@bfcgpg⁩ ⁦
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Kermit Frog
3 years
https://t.co/oc63oX9Lr6 I must set up a twitter account for our home in the IOW but just couldn't resist sharing anyway. We have our first group of cyclists in this month and I'm really interested to see how the house works for them. Fingers crossed.
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freetobook.com
Our third time back to Seaviews. Not in our nature to go to the same place twice but Sue's place has proven to be perfect for our family of six! Exceptionally practical layout. Comfortable and...
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@kewkumber
Kermit Frog
3 years
@BrentfordFC⁩ ⁦@Beesotted⁩ ⁦@bfcgpg⁩ Magic bags finally arrived but only for the elite it seems
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Kermit Frog
3 years
If only. I was wheelchaired to the last Leeds match, I think I jinxed them!
@nickgrey
Nick Grey
3 years
I've got another 2 hospitality tickets to give away for @BrentfordFC V Leeds this weekend.  Follow, like and RT and we'll pick a winner this afternoon.
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Nick Grey
3 years
I've got another 2 hospitality tickets to give away for @BrentfordFC V Leeds this weekend.  Follow, like and RT and we'll pick a winner this afternoon.
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