My mom is CANCER FREE!!!!!!!!!

S/O to those classy @49ers fans!!!!!!!! Came out to this after the game @SportsRadioWIP @WIPMorningShow @_AngeloCataldi @Eagles

if sea turtles tried paper straws they would understand

i accidentally said “large” instead of “grande” at Starbucks and they dragged me behind the counter and shot me in the leg

MAYHEM BETWEEN CHRIS ROCK AND WILL SMITH AT THE #Oscars

bella hadid’s saying that she wished she kept the nose of her ancestors makes me think of the quote that your existence is proof that generations of your face has been loved

I honestly think we are asking too much of cauliflower.

i’m johnny knoxville and this is tapering off my meds without the guidance of a medical professional

So much for Ben Simmons mental illness. Amazing how that was just fine once he got traded. Insulting to those that really suffer.

"What do your tattoos mean?" That I had $200 and no one stopped me

i’m never “coming out” to anyone ever again. if you can’t tell i’m a little gay then that’s on you

smelling weed in public for me is like smelling the lil baked pie on the windowsill in cartoons i can’t lie

The anxious urge to say "no worries either way" when you are actually worrying both ways plus a secret third way

An Eagles / Bills super bowl tailgate would open a black hole

If I were Nick Sirianni, I would simply have more than 0 targets to my best WR.