var decisions are usually wrong and take so long, it will surely become a window for TV companies to wrench in five minutes of commercials #f**kvar

Sommitsports have produced a video showing fans’ reaction to Kenny McLean’s goal in pubs and clubs in Scotland and around the world. The first Tartan voice you hear exclaims ‘Blow the whistle you c**t’.

Halloween in a low-trust society:

Plod makes his nightly appearance in Emmerdale, the wild west of the dales #emmerjail

Getting to the point …

var clowns ruling out another decent goal. Who will rescue us from these cretins? #Euro2025

RIP Lee Elia, Chicago Cubs manager, who made this brilliant rant on April 29, 1983 https://t.co/9afoTzpMMc via @YouTube

Ludicrous delay while var clowns try to find ways of voiding the goal. Who will spare us this garbage? #Germany

⁦@reluctantnicko⁩

Any chance of some football between var ‘decisions’? Perhaps the var clowns could send their verdicts by post? #deathtovar #Chelseavsspurs

I love Canadians. Look at the length of the red carpet that was rolled out for US Secretary of State Rubio in Canada. 😂😂😂

Even in genteel south Norwood, the fans’ give their verdict - fuck var! Three goals ruled out so far, the last after an interminable delay.

Less than four overs gone and England have burned both their reviews, while succeeding with a third. Cool heads required #Ashes

Disgraceful delay by the useless var at Forest. The Premier League are not fit for purpose #forest

Usual var bollocks thanks to English officials. PSV goal wrongly ruled out #PSVGIR

Dearie me, TalkSPORT. G.W.Gracie will be turning in his grave! #PAKvsENG

International cricket in the middle of September with no reserve day. Hey @ECB_cricket what an embarrassment you have become. Another 5 one one-day Internationals to come in front of shivering crowds. All because of the dreaded 100. What a joke cricket has become #opposethe100

Thanks Kate and Dan Whiting for the heads up

Hello from Northampton Crown Court where a defendant has just vaped in the court room, verbally abused the prosecution barrister and told the judge to fuck off. They’re not even sure how he got in here as he was refused entry to the building for being drunk.

Xhaka scores an absolute stonker! Where is our friend @10akhil ?