Mr Biden, I need you to stand up, straighten your back and make some things shake before your departure xoxo the women in america 💙

The next person that says “asking for a friend” in a cutesy way is getting flicked right in the nipples

Thread of last phone calls made by 9/11 victims to their loved ones 🧵 1. Jim Gartenberg, 86th floor

Debate Night: OUR PET'S HEADS ARE FALLING OFF

JUST ANNOUNCED: The powerhouse blues vocalist & guitar virtuoso that has been taking the US by storm! Don't miss @kellibakermusic feat. virtuoso @Simplebluesboy on our Back Porch Stage on June 21! 🎸 Tix available at the door for $10! Set your reminder: https://t.co/Wdtscv0VgL

Meta is down. I repeat, Meta is down. #metadown #fbdown #igdown #zuckerberg

Thank you to Pretty Renegade for this incredible feature! https://t.co/uXoN3QXXHx

My OpEd for @Newsweek on the use of #AI in the Arts, and why we #WGA writers are striking over it. @WGAWest @WGAEast https://t.co/BgdVME0cNB

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🎵Start the Week Right with Awesome Music on #Podcast Episode #1495 Music by @Danielle_Todd Nia C.C., Femke @osmundamusic @kellibakermusic @EllaJet XOHA, Carys Gavey @lennierayen @iamdaniimusic https://t.co/qVTmn6SkYR #wosradio #femaleindieartists #unsigned #musicpodcasts

Students Who Are Using #AI to Write Your Papers (haha, students don’t use Twitter), if ChatGPT can write what’s necessary for you to earn your degree, ChatGPT can do whatever job you get after you graduate. 1/

A look behind the scenes of Joni recording ‘Court and Spark,’ which turned 49 years old this week. Photo by Sherry Rayn Barnett at A&M Recording Studios.

Posted a new photo: https://t.co/ujYEmokowR

Posted a new song: "Intimate Creatures" https://t.co/9x8vS3Nuhd #music

I went to burn some sage, but it crackled and nearly set my face on fire. Does that mean that I’m the drama?

I have a boyfriend. He works a 9-5, so he sleeps on a regular schedule. He signed off our conversation tonight by saying, "I know you're going to stay up all night writing, so feel free to use my text message inbox as a journal. I want to know what goes on in your mind at night."

The mall is a portal to hell; you shan’t dissuade me

When growing up watching Home Alone, I never thought I’d turn out to be the pigeon lady, but here we are

Online dating is like opening my refrigerator over and over again to see if there’s anything exciting. I’ll settle for microwaveable popcorn, thanks