This bar hates women (has no available tampons in the bathroom)

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My non Spanish speaking ass getting my life tonight during Bad Bunny halftime performance

proselytizing about Annabelle Dinda's new album to my friends and family

“C.R.E.A.M.” by Wu-Tang Clan was released as a single on this day in 1994.

Minnesota is the blueprint for the rest of the country

"According to the report, an electronic sign-stealing scheme was implemented during the season, allegedly spearheaded by a coach and a 'veteran player'."

Does anyone else remember when Carlos Beltran was the only player named in the commissioner's report on the Astros sign stealing scheme or is that only me?

21 years ago today, the music video for "Over" by Lindsay Lohan premiered on MTV TRL.

scary navigating the world knowing ppl who don't like bad bunny are walking among us

Went triple platinum on the bus to middle school

all the fuckin losers who are trying to eat healthy for January bought up all the scallions from the store

not everyone can handle a girl who loves corned beef hash

the moment of horrific self doubt when you realize you haven't saved an absolutely essential song to Liked Songs on Spotify......like what do you mean I don't have Stir Fry saved to phone. I don't even know who I am anymore.

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now why are the Yankees catching strays on heated rivalry

Some of you are so materialistic and obsessed with gifts that you forget the true meaning of Christmas -- the overconsumption of luscious food.

not having kids and drinking at Chili's

believe it or not, Paul Revere by the Beastie Boys, also a Christmas song

I watched right at midnight and then again on the train commuting this morning. I had seen it twice before business hours commenced today.