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If you follow any of those fan channel clowns then please don't follow me as I won't follow back. I'll block you instead.

Joined April 2014
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@keetmufc
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Ooops. I may or may not have washed my sons signed Harry Amass top 🤦🤦. Hopefully he's playing a few games for the under 18/21 next season so I can fix the problem that I may or may not have caused.
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@keetmufc
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If we go for Dominic Calvert Lewin we may as well just fold the club.
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@keetmufc
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Not gonna lie. Or lack of in and puts is starting to become a concern.
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@keetmufc
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Waiting for 'The Premier League ain't ready' posts from his minions.
@MarcusRashford
Marcus Rashford
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@keetmufc
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Arsenal fans deleting their Mason Greenwood posts
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@keetmufc
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Rashford will one day come to realise that he ruined his legacy at Manchester United. He could have gone down as an all time great. It's a shame. But I'll still celebrate when he officially leaves the club.
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@keetmufc
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Just had to block three accounts I followed because they posted on those idiotic fan cam channels.
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@keetmufc
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We should award his heroics by paying him a wage.
@NathSalt1
Nathan Salt
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Marcus Rashford will return to Carrington on Monday and is expecting to play a full part in pre-season for #mufc. By @ChrisWheelerDM .
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@keetmufc
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Or Video evidence???.
@willmenaker
Will 🦥 Menaker
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Absolutely horrifying, does anyone have a longer version of this clip or a more detailed account of what happened?.
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@keetmufc
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Rivalry aside. Fuck off with that shite. They aren't injured. They've been killed. They're never coming back. Rivalry doesn't come into it. If that's your first thought then you're a cunt.
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@keetmufc
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This level of virtue signalling is off the charts.
@habibi_uk
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Oh dear Lord. Please pray for Southampton. “I want every second of my day to be related to Palestine.”. “Instead of just saying ‘thank you’, I’m going to say ‘Free Palestine’. When we greet people, every day, for whatever reason, say ‘Free Palestine’.". "Every person you meet!”
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@keetmufc
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Terrible news about the Jota brothers. Thinking of their family. Losing one child is bad enough. Losing two at once is beyond heartbreaking.
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@keetmufc
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I swear I keep blocking this account but it keeps appearing. .
@TheUtdArchive
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐔𝐭𝐝 𝐀𝐫𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐯𝐞
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We’re broke, so I don’t understand why we’re not trying to sign Thomas Partey on a free transfer?. He has far better balance than Ugarte on and off the ball, a solid and proven Premier League midfielder. He’s 32 but a 2 year contract wouldn’t hurt.
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@keetmufc
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@BBCNews
BBC News (UK)
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Bank of England to redesign banknotes - and wants your help
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@keetmufc
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It's actually mad that the far left will defend artists calling for the death of others but will call for a comedian to be cancelled for making a joke about a person's gender.
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@keetmufc
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Just spoke to the Ms about it. She says Aldi is much better value for money.
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@keetmufc
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By the way. I'm not short for a few quid. But bloody hell.
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@keetmufc
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Also found a 1st class stamp is £1.70.
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@keetmufc
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I went to Tesco today for the first time in ages (my wife usually does the shopping). I was genuinely stunned at the prices. Some things have increased by 200%. How are some people surviving?.
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@keetmufc
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This is why we need an IQ test before granting people the right to vote.
@Jenny_1884
Jen k 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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Growing up in the 60s you never heard of anyone with !!!. Food Allergies .Autism.ADHD.Gluten Intolerance .Dairy Intolerance . Why?.
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