Keerthi Venkatesan.
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Mom asks “yedhuku theatre ponum, konja naal apram ott la paathukuradhu”
Bro says “nee yen Kovil ponum, photo va paathu kumbutukuradhu”
Attackkkkkkk….. 😂😂
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I was studying 2nd year in college when dhuruva natchathiram was announced. Now I’m in working in a MNC with 3 years of experience. How has your life changed?
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Originally we are supposed to roam in forests, eat from plants and animals, bath in streams, sleep and enjoy life. Some fucked up human decided to find purpose in life. Now i have to work, earn money, and pay bills? WTF!
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"Olungaa padi da" sonnadhum
"unna padika vachadhu dhan thappu" nu soldradhum orae aala??
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It was painful enough just to hear this. Now to know it came true🥺💔
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Shalini's 90s hairstyle deserves a seperate fan base. I mean look at her ❤️🥺🧿
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Neeya Naana is part of my alma matter. Watching it since my late teens & it is more than just a show. I always think conversations with random people will teach us amazing lessons. Neeya Naana as a show made that easy for me.
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Every time I cook chicken, the CWC fan in me goes :
Chicken ooda cooking time 7 mins.
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Ms Excel should be taught as a course in colleges.
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A cute mallu fam with 2 yr old kid moved in as tenants in my parent’s home. Now my parents are trying to learn Malayalam, so they can converse with the kid 😭❤️ also my dad takes the kid to park everyday. 🥺 so cuteeee
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All dolled up for what? To sit and stare at laptop! Hey 24!
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My mom is asking me if I'm in love with someone?
How do I tell her, only Zomato flirts with me🤦🏽♀️😭
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Remember when you said "tha paathuklaam". to pending works last Friday, ippo paathu dhan da aaganum.
Happy Monday da pattus.
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So today this HR asked me, “what’s your total years of experience?”
I replied: 4+ years
She concludes saying, “alright then, I’ll share you a link for aptitude test!”
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Another train love story we grew up watching ❤️ why don’t they make movies like this any more 😭
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After all these years my fam decided to just drop this casually in their conversation "Periyar was here for my periyamma's wedding it seems". These people have led a really cool life, Also the stories they tell 🤯. I just can't take it already.
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If you don’t hear “adiyeh arundathi” on seeing this pic…. Im speechless
Actor who played a villain so well that I still hate him
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In a world full of Arjun Das, ashok selvan, DQ etc I fall for Manikandan 🫠❤️
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If we don't count the 2 years we were in lockdown, I graduated this year only.
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Sonna purinjiko machan, clicking photos and creating memories are two different things da 🤦♀️
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The more and more temples my mom takes me to, the more atheist i become.
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Everyone who told Hridayam was relatable, yendha college thambi neengalaan ?
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26 and we are wiser, richer and hotter than ever ❤️
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People take walks while they are upset it seems...
Me when I'm upset:
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When in mid 20s, every argument with your parents ends with "sambarikura thimurla pesura nee" 🤦🏽♀️
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Seri vidunga theatre la paaka mudila na Enna, vote kaetu veetu Pakkam varuvaaru Nerla paathuklaam
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Whoever says “enjoy the journey not just the destination”
Jannal seat la ukandhu irukavan enjoy panlaan pa journey aa.. olunga nikka kooda Edam illama varavanuku destination dhan azhagu!
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Enga amma maariyae pottu therila nu solla padadhu!
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Room aa clean pannita nee odanae productive aayida maata samandham
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1997 - 1999 born are a bunch of misfits who are too young to be millennials and too old to be gen Z.
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So short guys want short girls, tall guys want short girls, so what do tall girls get?
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Hip-hop adhi aa nu kaekuravan ratham kakki saavan.
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Le me after seeing PS-1 ticket prices: andha kalathula naanga laan 120 roobai ku padam paapom 🥹
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Motivation to resign my job is sky high almost every Wednesday.
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Weekend plan: messing up with my mom's sanghi YouTube algorithm 😌
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Finding that one tea kadai in Blore where they don’t pour tea out of a flask is essential for everyday life
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Here is my weekend dump. Also a potential female lead for kadaisi vivasayi. My paati 😌
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After 17 years, here I'm in chennai with fam, Dad took me around showing me the house i was born in, my first school, the grocery shop Anna who used to lend him stuff, my first cinema theatre, park i used to play in and our usual hotels and tea shops. Orae the wholesome dhan. 🥹
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Drop a vidyasagar song that tops your list!
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Adulting peaks when you become the judge in your parents' fight!
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Mama ponnu asked me, "padichu Mark eduthu maangu maangu nu velaiku poradhuku summa iruklaam la?"
Bringing her to blore this weekend, to show her the cool life her chithi is leading. Reckless decisions she makes, only because she can! 😎
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Why does the idea of marriage feel like expiration for freedom?
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It just took me 3 hrs to reach Hosur from Bangalore. All the best kiddos 😂
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To everyone who is about to join a company as a fresher! Here is a tip.
HAVE A SEPARATE WORK NUMBER!
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Posts on how they met on twitter, the guy slid into the girl's dm and now they are a couple. Gets me wondering if i have blocked my soulmate labelling him creep.
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Even professionally, friendships made in tea shops >>>>>>>>>>> connections on LinkedIn.
Tea kadai helped me get referrals. 😌
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Me sympathizing with red flag characters in life:
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Flirting on linkedin is one thing,
Asking for vacancies on bumble is whole another league 🤣🤣🤣😭🤦🏽♀️
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Haven't read ponniyin Selvan yet? Tek inspiration from this auto Anna da pattus ♥️
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Flirty and fun nu pooniyae d Avan seriyaana fuckboi aa irukaanae d 🏃♀️🏃♀️
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Today is a holiday, But totally forgot that and opened my work laptop at 8:30 sharp! Bloody this has become a muscle memory now. 🤦🏻♀️
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Wife jokes maamiyar jokes illadha patti mandram aa kaatravanuku life time settlement da
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Le me: naa chinna pulla frnds ooda velila poradhu safe illa aana enaku kalyanam panna maturity vandhuruchu apdi dhana?
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Inga irundha ennoda long weekend aa evano aataya potaaan saar. 😭🏃🏼♀️
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Which part of the city he is living in? 🫤
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@CheeniChakkara
is way more sweeter in person♥️
#WeMetOnTwitter
P.s - she is wearing heels.
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My mom asked me to bring a saree when I’m coming home today. I totally forgot about it 🤦🏻♀️
So I bought some samosas on the way to convince her, only to know she is already making vada at home 😭😭😭😭
Now she is angry for both saree and samosas 🥲
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My mom asked me to take aarathi, 24 years of Tamil cinema taught me to have vethala pakku, sudam, and some red liquid which I thought was kumkum water on a plate. But it is actually sunnambu + manjal itseems. It turns red when mixed together aama. 🤦🏽♀️ Fukn chemistry!
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No, I'm not the party kind. But if you can invite me to a kedavettu. I'm all in.😌
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Got this letter from my pakkathu veetu kid 😭🥺❤️😭 inimae love ooda spelling "loau". I don't want it any other way!
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Was in a meeting, dad came in just to ask, "nee paakura Netflix la Nayan marraige oliparapu aagudhamae potu vidu vaa" nu. Kadasila en boomer daddy aa yum Netflix pakka vachiruvaanga polayae!
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Turned 25, gonna start using retinol! What else should I start doing?
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I could have just said, sorry aunty last time olunga kaekala, naa engineer.
But Nooooo, somberi in me just decide to go ahead and say “Neurology”
Next one hour we continued talking about how doctors are underpaid and how difficult it is to be a good doctor 😭😭😭
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Kaekavae koochama iruku…..
Rj Balaji aa Innuru Mandhram poda soldreengala
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Tea kadai la flask la vachi tea oothuraan, what is this behaviour da Bangalore!
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Namma vaazhldra pathetic vaazhkaiku aesthetic vibes laan theva dhana gopi
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Thoongu thoongu, thoonguna prechana ellam solve aayidum
Velaya paara paradesi paradesi
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Random lady in bus asked me something, I dint hear it properly also had no energy to clarify what she is asking me. So I just nodded “yes”.
minute later she asked me, “which dept?”
Me: what?
Aunty: doc nu sonniyae yendha dept?
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Love how Kanna Ravi makes sure to give everyone back exactly what they deserve. Nothing less nothing more 😂😂😂 His comment section is a whole mood 🫡❤️
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So i watched Vikram yesterday, believe it or not but i escaped spoilers for almost 3 days. I declare it a win!
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Next time when Hollywood makes a movie about America saving the world. That better be a comedy film.
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Yendha Manikandan ku Yendha Manikandan photo bro potrukeenga 😂😂
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7hr long train travel, i left my headphones at home. Good morning to you
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Random Dood: my wife is a superhero, she manges everything on her own.
Me: aaga nee help pannamaata, apdi dhana!
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Now I'm a notice period dood. Expect daily tweets from now on🤭😅
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It's a holiday, took head bath, planned my trip itinerary which is just 3 days away yayyyy, school friend brought biriyani, planning on taking a nap post lunch. Eid mubarak y'all!
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My mama kids are here, bloody sk fans, next 7 days ku only mani ratnam and gvm for them.😌
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Marubadium kerala poren, indha murai aachu andha onakka mundhiri
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A closeeeee friend of mine is getting married in less than 2 months, my insta feed is filled with marriage reels
Kalyanam avaluku dhan aana reels paakuradhu naanu 🏃🏼♀️🏃🏼♀️
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Remember there was time when we had convince our parents online stores, maps and what not are legit? Now again I'm convincing them nope not everything in internet is true. Shit its a trap.
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