this is like the countdown of the submarine’s oxygen tank omg

all branches of the US government uniting across the aisle to ban a social media app this quickly while ignoring school shootings for years, ignoring women’s health, healthcare, homelessness, etc etc should radicalize the fuck out of you btw 🤍

this is my superbowl

THE WINNERS AND NEW CHAMPIONS OF DWTS 33 IS.... JOEY & JENNA !!!!! JOEY IS THE FIRST EVER BACHELOR MALE LEAD CONTESTANT TO WIN THE MIRROBALL. THIS MAKE JENNA 2ND MIRROBALL TROPHY !!!! AND CONGRATS TO ILONA & ALAN FOR BEING THE RUNNERS UP !!!!! #DWTS #DWTSFinale

ILONA’S FIRST PERFECT SCORE😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

and this will go down in history as one of the best dancing with the stars dance #DWTS

wanted a femininomenon got a feloninomenon instead

NYT Connections is NOT the game to play when you’re in a bad mood. “Types of salad” okay kill your self

🏆 Our 2023-24 #SienaSaints Female Student Athlete of the Year is Grace Dobrzynski from @SienaWLax 👏 ⭐️ Tied for @NCAALAX lead in assists (59) ⭐️ Broke @MAACSports and program single-season assists records ⭐️ 15th nationally in scoring (83) ⭐️ 4.0 GPA #MarchOn x #TheBernies

2 more police officers were tragically killed in the line of duty. Lt Michael Hoosock leaves behind a wife & 3 kids All proceeds from the shirt will go to his family. @stoolpresidente will be matching 100% of what is raised through the end of the day https://t.co/JIHLmpqRun

CONGRATULATIONS 🎉🥳 TO GRACE DOBRZYNSKI on breaking the @SienaWLax all-time assist record against #⃣1⃣8⃣ Army West Point today! #MarchOn

Woman-up goal by Meghan Decker! Tied at 11! #MarchOn

Welcome to the history 📚! ✅ @SienaWLAX earns its first win against an @IWLCA 🔝2⃣5⃣ opponent ✅ Danielle Schwan-Tetreault earns her first career win as a head coach ✅ Taryn Asselin notches career highs in points (6), goals (4) and draw controls (12) #MarchOn x #BigDawgs

BEST EVER. No other woman player plays like this. Ever. #caitlinclark

April 19 🤍 https://t.co/WdrCmvLHyA

📚🧠 STUDENT. ATHLETES. Congratulations to our #SienaSaints seniors who achieved the highest GPA's in their respective schools 👏 ⚽️ @bboermeester1 (@Siena_Business) 🥍 @katywangsness (School of Science) 🏊‍♀️ @lizziebalicanta (@SienaLibArts) #MarchOn

Rebecca Gilhooley FTW for @SienaWLax 🚨

This girl is on 🔥 Rebecca Gilhooley goes behind the🔙 on the feed from Mary Soures❗️ #MarchOn