not now bro i’m romanticizing vampirism

Fannee Doolee reads Colleen Hoover but she doesn’t read Emily Henry

There should be a tapback reaction for when you and your friend say the same joke in the group chat and you wanna indicate “I acknowledge our shared genius, I know you and I love you” with just an emoji

I pray that a Star Wars tv show never casts a hot person again because why I am stuck here watching an acolyte episode without even a glimpse of manny jacinto or his bad guy lore

bring back the schmuillotine for streaming execs

I went to a Broadway rave so subpar that a truly heinous thought has entered my brain: I should learn how to DJ

where’s the bucee’s and can you take me there and when the bucee’s closes can we find another bucee’s somewhere

What I need right now is someone to yell at about good the Merrily revival is and then they yell back about how good the Merrily revival is to me and then in unison we yell sing the Lindsay Mendez act one closer from the Merrily revival

They’ve cancelled Schmigadoon and so now I’m gonna schmoot myself!! The musical theatre fans have suffered too much lately!! Schblood on your hands, Apple TV+

@BwayBeatNews you can take this

BREAKING: Midtown lice outbreak traced back to the shared trucker hat celebrities put on for their surprise cameos in Gutenberg! The Musical

If I listen to the In The Heights obcr too much, I start to forgive Lin Manuel all his sins :/

Why am I so hot in my house but so ugly in public

do you think there was a jellicle ball held in order to choose which pop tart was worthy

no rizz just big eyes, a large collection of useless l̶o̶r̶d̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶r̶i̶n̶g̶s̶ ̶f̶a̶c̶t̶s̶ tony awards opinions, and the inability to shut up

elon finally fixed twitter (made it an app exclusively for posting 30 rock clips)

I know it’s actually holly but those are interchangeable holiday decor in our modern day

The Green Knight rode in to King Arthur’s court under a branch of mistletoe, so help me understand why Gawain didn’t just kiss him

never really understood getting stuck listening solely to the music you liked when you were a teenager but I just remembered that the songs Sad, Sad City, Carby, and White Winter Hymnal exist and no song has ever sounded better than any of those