Karma😈
@karma_haunts
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Freelance Programmer 👨💻 || I love the color black and good music. @fcbarcelona
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Joined April 2019
I wish God made me a twin so that my twin would handle all social situations on both our behalves.
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Repost if your country is in the World Cup 🤩 United States Mexico Canada Argentina Iran Japan Uzbekistan Jordan South Korea New Zealand Australia Brazil Ecuador Uruguay Paraguay Colombia Morocco Tunisia Egypt Algeria Ghana Cape Verde South Africa Qatar England Saudi Arabia
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If you are happy Nigeria Lost, retweet and drop your handles let’s follow you
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My greatest fear is being linked to a crime and the police is now asking me - where were you on the 18th of March, 2025? What were you doing at 3:45pm? Omo just arrest me o. Can’t remember shit, man.
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if mahama completes that road in three years then we might just have to add osagyefo to his name and build him a statue at tech junction
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The love I have received after this post is overwhelming. I want to thank you all for your kind words, the calls and messages. Those who sent me gifts, I want to thank you all and God bless you all so much. I pray the Lord bless us all and grant us peace. Much love ❤️🫂
It's been a crazy 3 months for me. I have been a very serious emotional rollercoaster coupled with financial struggles here and there. I'm just trying to keep my head afloat. It's been lonely and sometimes I long for a hug and a tap at the back. I hope things get better soon.
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This morning, one of my highest paying sidegig clients called me. Not texted, called. A client that hasn't reached out in about a year. He called to give me a very high paying gig. That it was so urgent he had to call. Time difference and all. Coincidence? I think not.
My mama call me say my grandmother needs money. I send am my last card. Make she use. Nothing concern me. Na her and my mama prayer carry me reach where I dey. Nothing spoil. I gallant as long as them gallant.
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still can’t believe we signed her via instagram dms
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Btw this guy disappeared in 2016, and no one knows his whereabouts since.
Corona virus....its coming
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If woman confess her feelings towards you edey sweet o 🥹🥹💓
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After my phone was stolen, one man behind me asked me "you're dialing your number to tell the thief what?"💔
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That said, I've set an ambitious 2026 target. I hope to: - buy a car - 5X my portfolio - Start MS.c - Start a company - own fractional RE All these require extraordinary focus. Therefore, I've decided to leave X for 1yr. This would be my last tweet See yall in 2027 👋
I will quit social media the entire 2026 -- the signs are just too clear.
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I’m doing better currently than that time , i wouldn’t wish that for Lasmid if I were you
I miss 2022 lasmid
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My professor just called & said “Pacey have you checked your results on the notice board? Congratulations you’ve made me proud. Go check & you’ll understand why I have called” Omg I just checked & Lord Jesus! I scored all As!😭❤️ Masters in IT Law, final sem clean slate?!🙏🏼❤️
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Somebody say she’s uncomfortable showing body parts like tummy, thighs and cleavage in public that’s why she can’t go for events like tidal rave and you people are dragging her. Dragging her for what exactly, for not wanting to do what the masses are doing? For being firm in
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That stage in a relationship where your girl’s being all goofy and you’re just sitting there like, “Ain’t no way I was once nervous to talk to this clown.” 😭🥺
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Most relationships are boring because all they do is text, call once in a while and have s*x. There are other activities that would keep the spark alive and make the relationship fun. Meet up,cook together, watch a movie, gossip,gist chat over a drink or meal etc don’t be boring!
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