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How come that the average monthly salary of a Filipino policeman / military man is upwards PhP30k whilst that of an average healthcare worker is sub-20k, more often even under 15k? And no significant increase / differentials / hazard pay in the midst of a healthcare crisis... 😥
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i don't get the hate for wildflour,
ang galing kaya ni maja salvador doon
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totoo nga na lifetime ID ang national ID
because you'll wait a lifetime for it 💞
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Date me and I wouldn't just give you lustful car fun, but all kinds of fun: food trip, road trip (kapag walang budget, laugh trip 🤣), Netflix binge, unlimited nibbles and cuddles, serenades, and more
Most especially, I will remind you every day that you are a beautiful soul. ❤️
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@Dimpy_Jazmines
@manilabulletin
in the first place, everybody has the right to criticize...
this admin just could not take it
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@imchristan
@gcashofficial
You can file a formal complaint to the DTI.
That’s an illegal business practice!
While we’re at it, establishments that charge extra for credit card transactions can be reported in the same manner.
Businesses are supposed to shoulder the fees imposed by payment intermediaries.
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@dumidyeypee
Kung ganun pala eh baklasin na lang natin lahat ng CCTV, hindi naman pala pwede gawing evidence hahaha
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Razon/Starbucks was cited only for pointing out where the incident transpired
Also, not all Lasallians are rich.
This is more of a safety issue.
It can happen to anyone.
Anong eat the rich pinagsasabi niyo?
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@dude_laker
@bigotilyolgw
@amfheads
I'm not pro or anti-Aquino but have you at least seen the data after Noynoy's presidency? Our economy was thriving and bouncing back and the rest of the world respected us.
Hindi ako naniniwala sa pagiging loyalista at panatiko. Naniniwala ako sa disente at malinis na pamamahala
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Kahit umabot sa point na sobrang broke ako, ayoko nang nagpapalibre.
If they insist, sige, go.
Nevertheless, when someone pays for me, I feel indebted, obligated to give back. I also have this fear na baka sumbatan ako in the future.
This is why I choose to be self-sufficient.
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: T/B?
: V.
: more on?
: V.
: but more on?
: V.
: VT or VB?
: V.
: ???
: I can do this all day.
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I have noticed marami pa rin sa atin,
ang pronunciation ng "flour" ay "flar"
pero totoo niyan, "flour" and "flower" are homophones;
they are pronounced exactly the same!
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@Vortex90724704
In voicing out strong political opinions like this, it helps when you ask yourself the question
"Does this make our society more polarized?"
If the answer is yes, perhaps it is an opportunity to explore different perspectives
Even Leni said, "hindi tayo mamimili ng tutulungan."
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Hey, Maestro.
It was just last year when I watched a concert of your orchestra at CCP.
Last year, I wasn't a cello player.
Heck, I wasn't even part of an orchestra.
But today, I will be performing with one
under your baton
at the same venue.
Somehow, I am still in disbelief.
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Dear SHS students:
If you choose your uni based on
any of the stereotypes mentioned at
BIG FOUR Trashtalkan
please rethink all your life choices 🙂
I've studied in UST & Ateneo
I've worked with Iskos & Lasallians
Trust me when I say
WALA SA ESKWELAHAN YAN
PROMISE
Nasa tao 'yan
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Daig ko pa ang nag-cardio, kasi sa cardio may rest, ito wala 😭 iyacc
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iba iba ❌
iba-iba ✅
iba't-iba ❌
iba't iba ✅
pls use hyphens correctly thank u
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Two rehearsal days, concert day, and after that, a bunch of sonata movements and etudes to study. And some performance invites (sana paid?)
Samahan mo ng mga kamag-anak na nangangantiyaw na tumugtog ka sa annual Christmas reunion.
Paskong musikero indeed!
// ok bye gotta focus
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Uy 20 minutes na lang, ayusin mo 'yung pagtalon mo ha
Dapat sa akin ka babagsak
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@thedamnbrown
@ray_gavreel
I agree, but take the time to read the handwritten answers in the post; even just the first sentence.
Face palm is inevitable.
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Facebook, the ground zero of disinformation, fucked us all. Entire nations and democracies are collapsing, and Mark Zuckerberg is doing nothing.
I hope he goes to hell.
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The six (6) love languages:
1. words of affirmation
2. giving gifts
3. acts of service
4. physical touch
5. quality time
6. criticism of the government
#VetoTerrorBillNow
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A gentle reminder to always guard your heart, and never let anyone grow comfortable in disrespecting you.
Ciao.
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I am done being hopeless but I'll never be done being romantic.
send tweet
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Finally found my new home!
It's been 10 years since I last lived alone 🥺 i am excited with the great things this clean slate has in store for me
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if you think "kakampwet" will hurt me then you have no idea how proud i am of my big butt
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@MalacananEvents
The Marcoses have never been welcome in the grounds of the Ateneo campus. Maraming Atenistang nagagalit.
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I cannot count how many instances I've used "gayak" or "gumayak" amongst my Manilenyo blockmates / officemates... and they're like "huh?" "WAT?" HAHA
Bulakenyo tingz!
BTW... it simply means "prepare" or "dress up" 😅
Igayak na ang mga placards!
#BulacanIsPink
See you Kakampinks
#IpanaloNa10ParaSaLahat
#BulacanisPink
#KulayRosasangBulacan
#BulacanRepublikaDos
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Si Charmander talaga yung least serious Pokemon, 'no?
Kasi char lang siya ng char
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Election day anniversary with former Vice-President
@lenirobredo
at the launch and signing of the coffee table book she authored:
Tayo Ang Liwanag.
Ma'am Leni, maraming salamat sa walang hanggang sipag, husay, at inspirasyon!
#TayoAngLiwanag
#KulayRosasAngBukas
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Call me a dork but
"linuklok" "linampaso" "linangoy" are wrong
Filipino 101~ kapag 'L' o 'Y' ang unang letra ng salitang ugat, ang pangnakaraan nito ay dapat magsimula sa "ni"
Niluklok, nilampaso, nilangoy
// sorry just had to get that out of my system today hahahaha
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ang ibig sabihin ng NPNR sa Grindr ay
National Philippine National Railways
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Miss ko nang maglakad-lakad sa loob ng LS campus at umiyak sa Gesu when life is too much
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Winter... fell asleep on my lap again. It will be hours before I can stand up.
🥺
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if you have a thing for Fil-Chi guys...
ang tawag ba don ay Panlasang Chinoy?
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going for a drive therapy sesh this AM............... self-love muna 🤗
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There MAY be only 2 types of people who have casual sex:
1) those who have lost their ability to be vulnerable and can do it without it ever meaning anything; or
2) those who are vulnerable, can love, and are hoping to trigger a real relationship from a casual encounter.
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Two (2) reasons why Feb 14, '24 is so horrible
1. I'm dateless
2. Enrile turns 100
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parang ang fun if Anne and Erw/an had a daughter named Susmar
Susmar Heussaff
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May you win all the difficult battles that you do not talk about.
Good night bb 🤗
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do you work at a carinderia because, gurl,,, the EATERY
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Wag na wag mo akong tatanungin kung walking distance ba yung layo ng point A to point B kung ayaw mong mapa-workout nang di oras.
I can endure long walks
Plus I'm gay so I walk fast
Hahahahahaha
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Conversation~ convo
Transportation~ transpo
Inspiration~ inspo
Wag ka na~ tampo
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i'm being invited to play at a Christmas party ... to play Christmas songs ... on the cello ... unaccompanied ....
Solo cello gig... IS THIS EUROPE ??? CHAROT
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Dating advice:
When you know you have a strong penchant for steak, don't settle for a burger.
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Nanaginip pala ako na I was elected daw as the youngest mayor ng Las Piñas City kinginaaaa what does that mean LOLLLL
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Pupunta ba akong Pampanga rally tomorrow?
Yes or Yes?
Tara, carpool. Mahal ng gas ih. Haha
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Leftist daw pero right-handed????
Urban poor advocate pero naka iphone? Poseur. LGBTQIA+ activist pero bumibili sa hetero-owned brands? Hypocrite. Transport sector ally pero naglalakad? Faker.
Activists should never participate in a capitalist society. They should wear mud and leaves and communicate using smoke
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An elated
#hamilfan
. ⭐
Maraming salamat,
@Lin_Manuel
Miranda!
Mahal na mahal kita. 💛🖤
#HamiltonINTL
#HamiltonPH
#HamiltonManila
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"Dapat bigyan natin ng tamang values ang mga kabataan. Dapat tinuturo sa school na masama ang EJK, masama ang red-tagging, MASAMA SI MARCOS" - Espiritu
Buti pa sa Germany tinuturo na masama si Hitler; revisionists are punished by law, dahil ayaw nila maulit.
Keep up, Pilipinas!
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Drug-resistant HIV might just be the scariest thing I've heard of this month.
ICYMI
A person with undiagnosed HIV taking PrEP is at an increased risk of developing drug-resistant HIV.
41-61% of these patients get drug resistance.
So very important to get screened for HIV before starting PrEP.
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Pie suggestions to make on Pi Day (March 14)???
It is such an important nerd holiday. Wahahahaha
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gusto kong magbake ng savory bread, like focaccia or garlic bread... pero hindi maganda ang alsa ng masa kapag ganito kalamig. 😑
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