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One last park date. Thank you for being such a good Kuya Yongseok to Laya. I love you my darling boy. 💔🕊️
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THIS IS THE MOST PERFECT USE OF THE SPHERE!!!
❄️🌀 After 100 years trapped in ice, Aang is finally breaking free! Join the Avatar on his journey starting TOMORROW 🧊
@spherevegas
Only 12 more hours until Avatar: The Last Airbender!
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Bakit ba lagi akong natataon sa mga bentang grab driver 😭
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Sa totoo lang wala nang sense ‘yung GCQ. Have you been outside lately? No social distancing, empty alcohol dispensers, no temp checking in establishments, contract tracing qr/forms optional na lang, no social distancing, heavy traffic, punuan sa buses/jeep? Who are we kidding.
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Y'all think it's funny? Inspiring? It's not. It's sad that ordinary people are left to fend for themselves while the rich are hoarding supplies.
Dahil sa walang mabiling face masks, napilitan si Manong Arnel na gumamit nalang ng sanitary napkin bilang face mask kahit pa maging katawatawa siya sa paningin ng iba. | via
@JohnsonManabat
#COVID19
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Conservative filipinos hate her because she’s the anti-thesis of a meek Maria Clara—confident, knows what she wants, speaks her mind, and doesn’t subscribe to toxic filial piety bullshit.
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I CAN'T DEAL WITH LOCKDOWN ANNOUNCEMENTS WITH ONLY 1-2 DAYS TO PREP LIKE TANGINA HINDI LANG GROCERY INIINTINDI NG MGA TAO. GAGO.
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Us back in April: “Sa sobrang walang plano ng gobyerno baka ber months na tayo makalabas!!!”
Us today: 🤡
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Why are we so obsessed with western validation this is such stupid news
Manila was mentioned as among the sources of an ingredient in one of Wonka’s special concoctions.
Read:
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Napaka oa ng led screen ng Solaire North it’s giving portal papuntang impyerno
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“BUONG ARAW KA WALANG GINAWA KUNG KELAN SARADO NA MGA TINDAHAN TSAKA KA MAGSASABI.”
11yr old me telling my mom I need construction paper and glue at 9pm
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The audacity of white people to make a living off of Filipinos while simultaenously criticizing our own culture and social norms. Didn’t even bother blurring their faces. Nakakainit ng dugo.
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Nagugulat pa ba kayo kay Nas Daily? Lol he has been milking our culture since day 1.
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The Vietnam coach pinching Carlos’ cheeks after his performance is so cute huhu help
#SEAGames2019
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Kuya hindi po ako nagsho-show off ng aso gusto ko po malaman if pwede kami sumakay help but thanks 😭😭😭
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No offense kay Daniel and James, but holy smokes! This is the ultimate ship I will never be ready for.
We need a movie where they both play antiheroines making money out of clueless chaunivist powerful male capitalists.
MAKE 👏🏻 IT 👏🏻 HAPPEN
#ABSCBNBall2019
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Galit sa drag performance pero di galit sa rapist, child molester, at human trafficker. Rot in hell.
LIST: Here are the senators who have already signed the "written objection" on Senator Risa Hontiveros' contempt ruling against Kingdom of Jesus Christ leader Apollo Quiboloy, according to Sen. Robin Padilla:
Robin Padilla
Imee Marcos
Cynthia Villar
Bong Go
JV Ejercito
They
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Illegal talaga dapat ‘yung 15-25 PHP na bank transaction fees eh. Parang dapat sobrang minimum lang ng singil if not libre at all. Swapang talaga ng mga bangko tapos sobrang bano naman ng customer service on-site and online.
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It’s exhausting to be a Filipino under Duterte’s regime.
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Mga bagets, remember this year. Lahat ng kapalpakan ng gobyerno sa napakaraming bagay. Understand how important it is to elect honest, competent, and emphatic officials. Maximize your reach to educate.
Democracy doesn’t end with voting. We need to hold the gov’t the accountable.
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Excuse me but sobrang cute ng anak ni Marian at Dingdong, I’m??? How???
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Kapag pumipili ka sa shopee at lazada ng isang item, binabasa mo muna lahat ng possible reviews. What’s stopping you from doing the same when choosing your president? 😩😩😩
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Putangina I almost screamed. Mali basa ko. 😩
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Remember when lockdown was just us making dalgona coffee and ube cheese pandesal?
Who would’ve thought that the government will basically worsen the entire situation for all us?
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If I die, please don’t share screenshots of our conversations. That’s a private moment between you and me. Don’t use it just to prove we had a relationship. Just share an anecdote about us instead. A memory you’ll cherish long after I’m gone. 🌱
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The Philippines is just a living, breating, collective meme.
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Next week: President Duterte discovers Dalgona Coffee
Duterte: Ang importante, I realize now, is testing.
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Tangina hanggang congress nasa photo si Bong Go hahaha watermark ka girl?
LOOK: Former House Speaker Alan Peter Cayetano gestures to newly elected House Speaker Lord Allan Velasco as they talk to Pres. Duterte (Palace foto)
@gmanews
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Ang fucked up talaga na it’s between a unqualified son of a dictator who is a criminal himself with a lavish lifestyle versus a development worker who has championed the rights of the poor and we’re still thinking that there’s a contest between these two?
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Kids who missed 2 years of campus life in college because of the pandemic will be an entirely different group of people when they become adults.
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Naglalandian? Kathryn was so over it she looked like she cannot wait for that moment to end 😭
OMG! Naglalandian ang KATHNIEL JUSKO! 🥹😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Iba kasi talaga si Catriona Gray. Parang Disney princess. Parang any moment she’ll burst into a song about chasing your dreams and loving yourself. Yung tipong lalabas mga chirping birds ans dancing animals bigla.
What a queen.👸🏻🇵🇭
#MissUniverse2019
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Lumalabas na ‘yung mga madre sa lansangan. It’s a sign.
Sa gitna ng traffic dahil sa baha sa Marcos Highway papunta ng Cainta, Rizal, namigay ng mainit na kanin at delatang ulam ang mga madre ng The Prioress of the Community of Benedictine Sisters para may makain ang mga stranded na motorista. | via
@zhandercayabyab
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My friend had 0 interest sa manliligaw niya for almost a year. Then, she decided to take a risk and date him. Ayun 3rd wedding anniv na nila.
We have different stories to tell. Don’t let intimidating quotes define your story. ❤️
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Me trying to study while the country keeps deteriorating into chaos:
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Tito Sotto was interviewed by GMA Super Radyo saying his COVID19 test result was negative BUT IS WATING FOR THE RESULT OF THE SECOND TEST.
Excufuckinguse me? Habang the frontliners can’t even get tested dahil prio ang mga tao?!
#MassTestingNowPH
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Girl laki ng problema mo sa opinyon ko sa cakes??? Omggg. Ikaw ba si Goldilocks. 🙃
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Tangina talaga ng mga tao sa facebook ibang klase 😭😭😭
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Sobrang winner talaga ng Dali Supermarket kasi nakakatawa ‘yung imitation products nila para akong nabubuhay sa isang children’s book.
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I miss going on self dates. I used to feel uneasy seeing eyes on me every time I enter the cinema alone or the way people look strangely at me when I sit by myself reading inside a coffee shop, even the stares I get when I eat alone. But I learned to love it and now I miss it.
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Share ko lang, I once ‘dated’ this guy, madalas kami lumabas para uminom usually sa Sarah’s. Minsan 2:30 pa lang haha. Minsan after class. Umaabot kami hanggang magsara. He’s smart, funny, kahit dark humor. And oh, he writes poems.
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Kanina nung pauwi na, dumadaan ang crowd sa circle underpass. May sumisigaw ng “BBM!” tapos may sumagot ng “MAGNANAKAW!”. Kaya nung bumawi ng isa pang “BBM!” buong underpass na kaming sumagot ng “MAGNANANAKAW!”
Parang UAAP lang?? Hahaha
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PUTANGINA MANANALO SI LENI BUKAS WALANG IMPOSIBLE MGA ULOL UP FIGHT TANGINAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
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Iba talaga tama ng mga tao sa Facebook. My kind of people. 😂😩😂😩
A thread
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Them: “Mga taga UP lahat namumundok!!!”
UP Baguio: Well, duh.
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More rains please…. Kahit di ako makapag bike basta mapuno na mga dams! 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
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Nakakalaki ba ng etits kung maingay ‘yung motor??? Straight men are fucking weird.
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On public proposals:
1. If a girl says yes, even though she isn’t emotionally ready, she’ll carry that burden.
2. If a girl says no, she is considred ungrateful and cruel.
Either way, talo siya.
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A Chinese nurse in a coronavirus-hit hospital in Henan province gives her sobbing daughter an “air hug”
A tree is not the forest. The Mainland Chinese citizens need our sympathy and support. They are not the problem. Please be very mindful of the things we say.
🎥: Xinhua News
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Please lang wag kayong gumamit ng purple kung ‘di kayo Army. The disrespect.
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A 17 yo follower sent me a DM and wanted to kno more about PH politics bc she wanted to learn more about picking the right candidates (she’s almost of voting age). She’s afraid to ask out in public as she’s easily dismissed for her lack of knowledge. Look at what we did, twitter
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Bakit sa PBB ang gagaling umiyak ng housemates pero pag labas at binigyan ng show ᵃⁿᵍ ᵖᵃᵖᵃⁿᵍᵉᵗ ᵘᵐᵃʳᵗᵉ
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Sa sobrang traffic, be creative daw. Si Nanay tuloy naghimay ng malunggay sa kanyang ‘me’ time.
(📷: Timz Burkz)
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Catriona Gray doesn't need a video editor, she can slo-mo and speed up her motion by herself. We stan a living Adobe Premiere Pro.
#MissUniverse2018
#CatrionaElisaMagnayonGray
#Philippines
#MUning
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Here we go again
The DOH sees no need to restrict travelers coming from China, which currently faces an outbreak of Omicron subvariant BF.7 that is driving a surge in its Covid-19 cases.
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Halos mabulag na’ko sa face shield tapos pagpasok ko sa 7/11 ‘yung mga pulis hindi nakasuot? Aba matinde.
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Happy Pride Month especially to my mayor calay community 🏳️🌈
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Sobrang macho pyudal ni Isko isang sentence lang binanggit ni Leni ni wala ngang detalye tapos ang rebuttal isang buong press con at siraan ng dangal??? She literally respected your choice despite how wrong it is pero mas pinili mo siraan siya dahil nahurt yang titi mo?
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We need to treat vaping as smoking. I do not appreciate random strangers blowing cotton candy chemical smoke on my face in public spaces.
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HOW CAN YOU HATE ON HER?! Nanay Inday is a very hardworking and courageous mass leader but is still full of charm 😭❤️✨
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Maswerte ilan sa atin kasi afford natin if magkaroon ng lockdown uli kasi we'll still have our jobs. Ang hindi ko talaga matanggap eh 'yung mga taong barely kakabangon pa lang eh potentially mawalan na naman ng kabuhayan dahil sa negligence at incompetence ng gobyerno.
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First of all bakit may state of the nation address si Tito Boy sa breakup ng KathNiel 😭 be serious 😭
Kathryn Bernardo is a human definition of a decent woman with class. 🤍 🇵🇭
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Ang babata at ang ba-bright ng mga head ng iba’t ibang agencies at public offices sa Pasig City. Sobrang aligned silang lahat na service-oriented.
Hay, Pilipinas, kapit lang.
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Payag ka lyrics mo “sa islang pantropiko” pero mv mo sumasayaw ka sa bundok ganun
The reason why I’m struggling to like BINI’s
#pantropiko
… as a huge SONE the moment I saw their perf video it felt like a ripoff of Girls Generation’s ‘Party’ MV 😭
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After two golds, we might feel a little fatigued but this is also insane! A rookie olympian and already besting her competitors to bag the bronze—and a southpaw at that! 🥊🥉
Congratulations, Aira! Thank you for representing the Philippines. Mabuhay ka! 🫡🫡🫡
#OlympicGames
IPINAKITA MO ANG LAKAS NG PINAY! 🫡
Raise your head and fists! Thank you for delivering the third medal for the Philippines in
#Paris2024
, Aira Villegas!
#100TaongLaban
#ParaSaBayan
#OlympicGames
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Susan Africa getting invited to the ball for the first time ever doesn’t sit well with me…
Susan Africa says she is nervous and happy to be a part of
#ABSCBNBall2023
for the first time. | via
@cedrickkbasco
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Shame sa mga nambato ng bote kina Bong Revilla, Imee Marcos, at Lito Lapid sa Panagbenga festival sa Baguio! How dare you miss your targets?!
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Ang OA at extra talaga ni Catriona sa kahit anong bagay AND WE ARE HERE FOR IT. Who am I voting for? Let me make an entire voters’ education vlog before we make a
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Queen f*cking behavior. How is she not an Aries???
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All that energy and thesaurus-checking for a 25-peso burger 😭😭😭💀💀💀
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F*ck that sh*t here we go again.
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BlackPink in your area of responsibility
Pumasok sa Philippine area of responsibility at naging bagyo na ang low pressure area sa silangan ng Central Luzon 2 p.m. ngayong Biyernes. Ito ay may local name na
#JennyPH
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@arielrojasPH
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Tindig balahibo sa mga binitiwang salita ni Cong
@sarahelago
.
🙌🏻🙌🏻😭😭
Itigil ang state harassment sa mga kabataan at iba pang progresibong mga grupo’t indibidwal!
#HandsOffActivists
#NoToRedTagging
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WHY THE FUCK IS BONG GO ALWAYS WITH THE PRESIDENT? DIBA SENADOR KA NA? ALA KA BANG PAMILYA OR PETS OR MGA HALAMAN MAN LANG.
LOOK: President Duterte and Sen. Christopher "Bong" Go eat at a fastfood restaurant in Davao City past midnight Saturday.
"Hating gabi na. Ginutom naman kami ni Tatay Digong . Manok ang kinain nya, paboritong Spaghetti naman sakin." | 📷: Sen. Bong Go
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The urban poor Filipinos beg to disagree.
President Ferdinand Marcos Jr.’s housing chief said that some poor Filipinos cannot afford the government’s low-cost housing program because they are lazy.
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I am BEGGING the media and journalists to bury the issue between Carlos and his mom. Feeling ko pag balik ni Caloy dito ‘yun ‘yung magiging focus ng mga tanong sa kanya which is unfortunate kasi hello he just made history!!!
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Producing high-quality offsprings amputa ano to livestock 😭😭😭
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Mainstream is not always trash.
Indie is not always quality.
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My high school best friend taught me how to keep grinding while being nice to the people you care about.
He was the school’s bad boy. He wears his hair longer than what is required. He wore sneakers while keeping his polo shirt unbuttoned. He barely passes his exams.
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Totoo pala yung chismis dati na she’s a smoker? Kaya pala nagalit nung pinasok sa dressing room. So please please please stop prescribing paracetamol and consult designers for validation instead. Imagine, isang taon hindi nagpalaundry kaya amoy milk tea.
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The pandemic was really wild because I was able to attend the translacion mass and procession on Roblox like??? Literal may prusisyon tapos ang saya nung mga tao umikot talaga kami with the nazareno tapos may usher pa sa mass pag pakalat kalat ka papaupuin ka??? Wild???
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In the Philippines, we have “mamsir”. Thank them.
We need a nonbinary/non-gendered version of “Sir” and “Ma’am” since I often feel the urge to use it while out, to get a stranger’s attention in order to tell them something
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Dear ASEAN neighbor countries, we deeply apologize for the incompetence of our government to host the
#SEAGames2019
.
Your athletes and ours deserve better.
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Kapagod maging mediocre wala kang ibang magawa kundi lumugar sa gilid at panoorin 'yung iba na lumipad effortlessly. Ikaw, pucha, tatahiin mo pa sarili mong pakpak, minsan 'di pa sure kung makakalipad ka.
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