karl hess
@karlhess
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comic, writer, “all-around good time fun wine boy” -@thetakeout. host of Yelling About Pâté @YAPpod. ig: @karlhess. https://t.co/TnxfcNhf4t
los angeles
Joined January 2009
dude i watched 9/11 happen live on a television someone wheeled into my science class strapped to a cart.
The next three months are going to be the craziest shit you've ever seen.
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people aren’t sad that the sunset arby’s is closing bc they ate there all the time, they didn’t, but bc that illuminated giant hat served as a garish dreamcatcher of sorts, a totemic monolith that bespoke abundance and continuity amid a roaring void that has claimed so much.
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RT @angelinaJmartin: Listen, if you want to have the Wednesday of your dreams, come to Buzzkill at @BuzzmillCoffee tonight at 9pm for a hil….
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guisados is doing breakfast burritos now. we truly live in an age of wonders.
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RT @lowelifesrcc: Thanks to @karlhess @ThrillistLA @Thrillist for joining Lowelifes for a weekend of camping, volunteer trail work, tacos….
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RT @BenMesirow: Very fun story by @karlhess up @Thrillist today. Check it out if you’re into: trail restoration, camping, single track s….
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cars kill 20,000 people a year and no one really cares, i think the airline industry saw that and was like “we could prob start cutting a few corners”.
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we have all been fed a false narrative that talking about the weather is somehow boring. talking about the weather rules.
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jury duty is a drag but it’s a good excuse to have two lunch beers at grand central market.
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start?.
Hypothetically, what are we supposed to do if oligarchs start dropping whistleblowers.
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RT @moetkacik: Since y'all are going there anyway, Boeing's lead criminal attorney *does* happen to be the former deputy AG who was the hig….
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things in movies that were so powerful they became real in real life: a hockey team called the mighty ducks, the catalina wine mixer, that “shout” band from animal house. what else?.
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biden has wanted to be president his entire life. he ran in 1988 and had to drop out bc he plagiarized speeches and lied about his education. then he ran again. and again. now he has the seat and he’s Genocide Joe. a true american journey.
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natural wine, great food, top comedians- Amuse Bouche is back baby 🍷💪🏼
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