my new special DEEP HEALINGS is out tomorrow right here:

"watch the market to see what happens" . telegram my Snapchat for drone drops of 2cb Vapagachis and more advice like this.

please trust and believe that the men in masks with no id or proof, that take kids from an elementary schools, high schools , orphanages, and homes- and dont say why or where they are taking them - are taking them because they are doing god's work for our country.

i invented the dry bidet.

I'm a genius: T-Pain Chart. What is your level of T-Pain? #tpain

the drummer for Elliot Smith should just tour with John Mayer and they can call themselves Elliot Smith .

C.E.O.s are the most replaceable position in a company by A.I.

blue post warning xxx. gen z is now calling anal sex:. boofing cock.

PHOENIX #PHOENIX

I'll make sure to hide smart vapes all over my son's clothes and backpack, that way if anyone kidnaps him i can locate him and he can still also vape.

is the underlying message of White Lotus 'don't go on vacation ' ?.

I'm the 17th hardest working man in Hollywood.

what's the sound of one cheek clapping?.

BIG IDEA: Shazam - but for sex positions. venmo me.

be the void you wish to scream into.

just invented salted caramel flavored epi pens and cotton candy narcan.

my niece: "uncle greg, im a hall monitor for my 5th grade class".me (uncle greg): "ACAB ".

"the spinning of the earths core is slowing down; what that means for your holiday plans and gas prices - up next at 5".

i invented the vapagochi.

my 9 year old niece calls her 68 year old grandmother 'bro'. thanks a lot obama.