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@karleexx01
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my 7/11 guy once said “if beauty was a person it would be she herself” after I walked in the store
$karlee1x1
Joined September 2018
once I went to the sex museum with a friend and some of her guy friends and at one part I was sitting next to this guy in a dark small room he looks at me and says “so sex eh?” and that was all
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Creating a new alarm with a new label every time I have to remember something in the future is actually the most efficient way to do things
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Gonna smoke weed and watch real housewives instead of doing What I’m Supposed To Do
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the phone guy about to transfer my data and all he saw was this app, snapchat, ig venmo/cashapp/throne all grouped together
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on my unemployed bullshit fr at the phone store ab to get another iphone and ill be looking for a new(used) car this weekend
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using this caption on such a serious post feels rather tasteless, and I’m very tired of the DNC’s attempts to get with the kids’ new slang instead of just speaking like normal people. I feel like this sort of rhetoric is why they appear awkward and alienating to many.
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been laying in bed w a stomach bug last 4 hours and have heard my man neighbor cum 3 times already. i genuinely thought men were not able to cum repeatedly like this and i am once again asking at what point do i say something
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i need a car guy to help me figure out what car i should get next. my bf is not a car guy nor does he suck on my toes so...
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imagine showing this to someone in 2019
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the receptionist saying "have a nice rest of your day ladies" to me and my cat will be invited to my wedding and will be sitting at the oomf table
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sending offers on depop i have no real intentions on fulfilling if they get accepted
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oomf said why are men treating women's day like it's valentine's day and i couldn't agree more 😭😭😭
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this happened to me once but the guy was a literal 12 year old boy i said "buddy...ive been buying weed from you since you were like 10 whats changed...cmon you know me" he called some other kid who walked it over to the store and 5 mins later i had my weed
what does it mean when the guy at the smoke shop u always get weed from says they don’t sell weed. like i was just here 3 weeks ago. it evokes within me feelings of rejection and abandonment. what changed? did i do something wrong? am i no longer enough for you?
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i loved One Direction's music even though it wasn't cool at all to do so, but listening to Harry Styles now is a whole other level of uncool. washed millennial uncool, Grammy-winning uncool.
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