waiting in the parking lot for PetSmart to open on a weekday is the most unemployed behaviour I’ve ever engaged in.

there are simply too many new words in the first 20 pages of this book but I shall persevere

there should be more focus on how certain jobs make your personal life easier bc the knowledge/skills are applicable to real life. I could write volumes on cancer and treatment, but that helps me very little when I’m like, trying to sort out my finances or need the furnace fixed.

capitalism worked better before the internet when everyone had to have a real job.

noooooooooo.

noooooooooooooo.

due to the lack of serious bidders, I have renewed my passport, driver’s licence, and health card today. another 5-10 years of being a perfect citizen :(.

RT @carriesnotscary: what a time to be alive . What a time

who says romance is dead

tax brackets should be based on how good of a person you are.

does vladdy always use the Canadian flag or does he switch it up between the Canadian and Dominican ones?.

“did big dumper win the home run derby?” - today’s first words.

that one friend who is too woke

dog (who is normally so quiet and docile) was incredibly agitated at the man who came to install our new Bell internet today. she normally is unbothered by nearly everyone/everything, so I can only deduce that she, too, harbours deep resentment for the Canadian telco oligopoly.

I thought they were going to kiss on the mouth like 5 separate times in this clip.

should have proofread this before I posted it but the point is… get out of the way.

Ontario should have a G3 license which is when you earn the right to drive in the left lane. and it should be hard to obtain and punishment for driving in the passing lane without said license should warrant jail time.

oh my god Iga Swiatek lmaoooo.

easily the biggest source of conflict in my relationship is that I love slow mornings being lazy as fuck and my partner wishes to get up do things immediately. stop that.