how I clean my room: 1. start in one corner 2. find something from six years ago and stare at it nostalgically for five hours 3. go to bed

nothing changes if nothing changes

HUNDREDS!!!

i gotta go back to gaming im going insane

the concept of faith is so wild to me. not just in a religious sense, but in an idea, person, or thing. how could you believe so blindly in something you can't verifiably prove? despite abuse and inconsistencies? love seems unreasonable, yet still endures. at least, they hope.

happiness is only real when shared

Thoughts in my head when there is a serial slut in front of me: Do I think you descended from a bunch of insects that fuck and die soon after? Yes… but I understand you were just trying to get your needs met.

love being offered student discounts keep em coming even tho i can’t use em

being self-aware and practicing consideration for others (with boundaries) are the only solutions to combat narcissism and a world that's becoming increasingly narcissist -- whether you are or not.

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started my gym arc and a friend gave me this tip: "keep going until you fail." i've never been so enlightened.

oh no

I think my greatest regrets are moments where I failed to be kind when I could have been.

short hair supremacy

i would ban my sister in chat

not everyone deserves ur time or respect. let ppl reveal themselves, especially when the answer is no.

MD moment

how do people with white bedsheets live with themselves??? i really tried and i have to return it for a darker color.

if there's no risk of you getting mauled by a shark, i don't consider that to be a beach, ok? it's a fake beach!!!

I thought “gooning” meant eating the entire bag of crab rangoons from the Chinese restaurant. You guys are sick.