Donald Trump asking about nuclear weapons is the biggest red flag since Voldemort asked about Horcruxes as a teenager at Hogwarts.

Bottom 9. 2 outs. 3-2 count. The moment Cal ended a 21-year drought. How can you not be romantic about baseball?

🌭 WE’RE ALL TRYING TO FIND THE BABY WHO DID THIS! 🌭

1/3 -- EXTINCT: is written by Joel H. Cohen, Rob LeZebnik, and John Frink. Additional writing by @mattgossen and @jwoodham .. Directed by me & co-director Raymond S. Persi. @Cinesite did the beautiful animation, headed by Jason Ryan. Fab prod design Evgeni Tomov.

Well it's finally arriving - EXTINCT is coming to @netflix Nov 19th - -

In the end, Donald Trump went out the same way he came in — losing the popular vote by historic margins.

Don’t threaten us with a good time.

Regardless of which way Georgia goes, please let this serve as a reminder to everyone on the left that *EVERY SINGLE STATE* has hundreds of thousands (if not millions!) of progressives who care just as much as you do. Democrats in the South work harder than Democrats anywhere.

Wow... there *is* always a tweet.

Well, that was the most painful presidential address in American history — and Teddy Roosevelt was once shot in the middle of one.

It will never not be funny that year after year, cycle after cycle, as sure as the sun does rise, Republicans see giant swaths of almost entirely uninhabited land colored red on election maps and imagine they’re just full of smiling white faces waving up at them by the millions.

Shout out to all the Americans who use the military to justify their support of Republican candidates! They’re currently making you proud by focusing on... [squints at notes] a nationwide effort to invalidate overseas Armed Forces votes.

IMPORTANT: There are about to be a lot of hurt feelings from a lot of *paSsioNate fOlks Who FeeL heArtbroKEn and Sad* on the right, so please try to treat them with all the same respect they’ve shown you for the past four years.

Now more than ever, fuck Auburn.

The moral of the story is, he lied to you for months and encouraged you to live wrecklessly during a pandemic, and when it got to him he received every top tier treatment and medication to ensure his survival while your friends and family died alone. Remember that on Nov 3rd.

It feels weird to say “this is the absolute best news I’ve heard all year” and have it be empirically true, but I guess that’s just where we are in September of 2020.

Between your donations, our donation matching, and then a last-minute *additional* donation matching by @dhillman7, we just raised nearly $3,000 for #BlackLivesMatter in less than 24 hours! Please continue to donate as much as possible, and urge those around you to do the same ❤️

Thank you to each and every one of you who helped us meet (and then wildly exceed) our goal of matching donations up to $750! The hard work of @chellywoodham and @quandary put us in perfect position to succeed, and they deserve all the praise.

Together with our families, @chellywoodham and I are matching donations to #BlackLivesMatter and several other groups fighting racism and police brutality. Post a screenshot of your (new) donation below and we will match each one up to a total of $750 ❤️ https://t.co/ZF728nlTLO

Together with our families, @chellywoodham and I are matching donations to #BlackLivesMatter and several other groups fighting racism and police brutality. Post a screenshot of your (new) donation below and we will match each one up to a total of $750 ❤️ https://t.co/ZF728nlTLO