Justin
@justin
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I do hope “gluing the pizza” becomes a thing like jumping the sharp or nuking the fridge. “Does this need AI?”. Don’t glue the pizza, Jim.
Google promised a better search experience — now it’s telling us to put glue on our pizza
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Every nerd in the gym when they realize how heavy the Apple Face Computer is.
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My parents in their 40s: we should really think about diversifying our portfolio and maybe looking into some speculative real estate. Me in my 40s: did you see the giant Pop Tart?.
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Free @film_girl, @Support.
Can someone please help @film_girl her @X account is limited and she can’t get in touch with support to get her account out of “limited” mode.
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Do you like my new dress?.
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This account is my McMansion.
securing your desired username on a new app is the closest millennials and zoomers will get to owning land.
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These people who think he’s playing 4D chess are the new QAnon class. They keep deciphering his shit looking for hidden meaning or genius when the reality is much more simple: the motherfucker is just really that dumb.
What Elon is doing is a revolt by entrepreneurial capital against the professional-managerial class regime that otherwise everywhere dominates (including and especially large tech companies), and that same PMC (which includes the media) is treating it as an act of lèse-majesté.
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If you still think Twitter and social media in general is as simple as 'the place where people post what they had for lunch' then yeah. You are going to get people killed.
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Continuing to look at social media through a 2007 lens is why these are the dumbest men on the planet.
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