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Gmail when you sign in from your kitchen instead of in your living room. .
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see this is what they talking about when they say for better or worse, y’all be safe🙏🏾
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SHE heard from a friend of a friend, that THAT dick was a—
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Nfnsjfisofojsjdbd HER FIRST OFFICIAL PRESS STATEMENT IM FUCKING SHAKING!!! Her legacy, it’s starting.
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FEDERAL AGENCIES CAN NO LONGER CREATE STANDARDS IN THE INTEREST OF PUBLIC SAFETY BY WHICH PRIVATE COMPANIES MUST OPERATE. IF A COMPANY SAVES MONEY BY PUTTING SHRAPNEL IN YOUR DAIRY PRODUCTS NOBODY CAN STOP THEM.
Supreme Court overturns historic Chevron precedent, gutting power of federal agencies to regulate environment and public health
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fun fact; saying “—negro with that Creole” on national television resulted in a fine of $25,000 from the FCC and Beyoncé knew this. she probably had already signed the check before taking the stage too😭😭😭.
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random skincare recommendation from an nyc twink on my tiktok fyp cleared my forehead dark spot in 4days ???
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I LITERALLY IMMEDIATELY UNDERSTOOD SPANISH JUST FOR THIS GEM
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but if I said sex for men in the patriarchy is more than anything, a performance of masculinity entirely in pursuit of the esteem of their male peers… and that women are just the means to what they really want, validation from other men😀 I’m tripping.
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why her hand on her nunu???.
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noBODYY yet has mastered how to discuss sex in music as seamlessly yet provocatively as Beyoncé Giselle Knowles-Carter, let’s all join hands as we stan on that 🤲🏾.
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I just laugh because culture to culture all you see is only women being bent over backwards for some societal ideal; bind the feet here, cut out the cl*toris there… what *exactly* do men go through to be “closer to purity/godliness”.
Zhao Hua Hong was one of the last living foot-binding practitioners. Foot-binding was a deeply entrenched cultural practice in China that lasted for over a thousand years, beginning in the 10th century and gradually declining in the early 20th century. It involved the tight
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funny I distinctly remember CIS-MEN claiming that trans ppl would abuse the liberal guidelines of gender identity for their own selfish purposes, and yet 😀.
Males took over a women in tech career conference by registering as non-binary.
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I keep telling y’all human beings weren’t designed to know what millions of people think of them.
Constance Wu revealed that she attempted suicide following the backlash that erupted against her in 2019...Social media was outraged at Wu after she expressed frustration over her ABC sitcom “Fresh Off the Boat” being renewed..
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rappers will spit ALL DAY and night about buying women they don’t love .expensive things. then get on Instagram and curse out their babymomma cus Jimmy wanted socks for lacrosse
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as it unfolds, let this Diddy saga be a reminder to yall that when we say “eat the rich” it’s not because they have the money to buy nice cars and expensive sweaters… it’s because they have the money to buy influence, to buy immunity, to buy imPUNITY, and that’s VERY dangerous.
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and don’t bother saying circumcision… that TOO was a man’s idea
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Need To Know had no sample, Doja simply reached into the bedrock of the motherlakes and brought up the serve of the century
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@Yungjelly4l @IiIsexythug @beeeaanz luckily you can rest knowing no one will use you for your Kohl’s giftcard.
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the VIBE this scene had??? We’ll never experience it again i fearrrr
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@chrisisclueless imagine a child asking what moved their father to become a parent, and he says “well son one day I was commodifying your mother’s uterus in public and—”.
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finally comprehending a Nicki Minaj double-entendre in your next life.
bomboclaat.
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sometimes you just gotta thank god you’re gay cus it really could’ve been this:
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no promo just this; Kanye does not own Kim, and whatever her 🐱 is doing is NONE OF HIS BUSINESS!
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@vampiric_shirin Well the fact is that it was an overly verbose sentence, despite making a good point.
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@jxnnyway Allow me to infuriate you further, you pay for the entire day you check out, the new guest pays for the entire day they check in… the hotel gets paid by two guests for the same room and it’s not even made for over 12hrs of the day
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@lnbshr like what does that even mean?? Don’t link me if you can’t recite Othello??? Yeah we in hell
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no but if you actually thought a $50,000 LOUIS VUITTON BAG was gonna be unboxed just like that out of a tiny cardboard package with no shopping bag or ribbon??? . … then you just like me 🤡🤡
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like do you think Julius Caesar knew that everyone thought he was a giant tool?? No he didn’t, right up until they stabbed him to deff and that’s exactly how it’s supposed to be
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@roniiejayy @monaejjass a G till the end, she let that young man have his lil moment knowing his hood was watching 😭😭
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@uzoart @evelynvwoodsen my mom bought an apartment in Spain without telling any of us as a “go-plan” 💀😭 the original stunt kween.
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@TheBlazeAC5 when has congress ever “simply passed a law”… ?? the last law they “simply passed” was to ban the only app that isn’t under the censorship of the us govt, do you think a bill for say the precise amount of lead allowed in a river will be able to get on the books before ppl d!3
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lucky JayZ ain’t rock his ass for interviewing his MINOR daughter without permission. but maybe he had a blunt on the way in or something.
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I’m about to call PETA for all the hit dogs hollering under this tweet… y’all don’t want the game told only sold right? 🤡🤡🤡
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bambi belle of the ball, banjee better than them all never been a flaw
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being an actual horse rider is sooo sickening like sorry I’m never shutting up about it
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@RowanSBP @moisturizeds she’s KNOWN to move around intellectuals, so his passé and uninspiring question was an irritation she entertained. much more than it was an interview.
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ppl forget that this was actually the beginning of the gay rights movement.
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@MrPhillipOnYa can’t reconcile y’all feeling lit at the fact you managed to get a hit on someone’s self esteem. congrats(???)
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@DSDoubleU2U Which historically they’ve done so well, they’ve built so much unimpeachable trust over the years, no bribes, no scandals just good, clean, efficient work.
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& here y’all go in my replies, as predicted😴. “actually, to be fair about the global use of religious & cultural norms exclusively for the subjugation of women as second class citizens…”
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