🦋JORDAN 🦋
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Joined September 2009
nonblacks will really put on a whole blaccent and be like “ion know I jus talk liek det” . it’s giving identity crisis.
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I know y’all fucking lying. .
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trying to twerk with no ass is so funny cause the energy & persona really be there . just not the ass.
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will never forget i was on a date w a man acting like this & he ask me why im laughing so much …….
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Do I act like I’m better than you or do YOU think I’m better than you??
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the production value on lexi show . i know GSA got cancelled for the next three years.
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when u get a fresh install & suddenly need to go everywhere.
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baby let that fart GOOO 😫.
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this mullet give no deodorant boootz.
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knowing you which walls are we talking about . .
i think a skunk died in my walls. good morning 🙂.
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oomf just commented “hubba hubba” under somebody pics LMFAOOOOOOO.
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we never spoke again after that date . Cause why would u try to clown me like that ?.
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I'm the only one who's allowed to call myself ugly. if anybody else does it they're not only blind. but also about to catch these hands
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y’all be like “eat the rich🤬” w a amazon echo in every room 😭.
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the pipe must be ungodly ….
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The hand was PLACEDT.
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no nicki, trina, lil kim, foxy, or missy elliott ……. yea they can go ahead and scrap this.
Netflix announces new limited doc series “Ladies First: A Story of Women in Hip-Hop” premiering August 9th.
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What’s crazy is he look like every other musty white man on the L so. .
Imagine getting to hear HOZIER'S angelic voice while ur in the subway can't relate and I'll forever be bitter.
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all this rah rah and nobody gagged 🤐.
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This needed to be said. Cause that shit is really a whole unpaid internship
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there’s something off about him to me … i can’t pinpoint what it is yet but i feel it in my spirit ….
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One of the girls at my job is from Iowa & it’s her first time being in NYC. Sis came back from her lunch break talking some “omg I found the cutest little coffee shop and they had pastries and everything it was so cute”. yall. she was holding a Starbucks cup.
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Nah you drank water so it cancels out the oreos. That's healthy
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u ever be s*cking d*ck and be like . what if I bite this shit off rn.
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idc if this sounds vain but im literally too pretty to be working.
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jay-z walking without security is taking me OUTT.
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@SAINTLILITHHH people dead be acting like that shit is normal everyday shit 💀 it’s so scary to me omg.
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i be walking around like damn why is everybody staring at me 😩 then i remember im hot.
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y’all be using kryolan setting spray to go to the mall like babes why ur makeup need to be concrete for the mall ????.
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why would amaarae say them libra bitchs horrible skfkkddkdk.
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“i know u from twitter” is probably the worst thing to hear when meeting somebody for the first time.
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i hate when f*gs call themselves dolls . baby you’re an ACTION FIGURE 😭😭.
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she is . the mother i never had, the sister i always wanted . she’s everything.
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ion even mean to spam y’all but this glam was just TOO good 😫🤧💗
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a lot of my mutuals have TERRIBLEEEE taste in m*n and I need y’all to stop putting these clapped ass wh*te people onto my TL . .
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I remember when I was 18 on gr*ndr somebody ask me if I was into scat and my dumb ass said yea I love jazz .
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she’s literally reciting scripture.
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imma do a thread of different types of gays lmaooo hope yall enjoy it
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he’s going super full out so the dancers can SEE the movement obviously … I hate when y’all talk about shit y’all don’t know about.
Shoutout to Tyla for softening TF out of this choreo. Her interpretation makes it more enjoyable to watch.
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chile ion be seeing what y’all seeing.
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@gwenisonline okayyy I gotta little fat butt , my shorty told me that he like it like that ! She skateddd.
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why is y’all clocking her body like this ???.
Lori Harvey with relationship weight vs Lori Harvey on 1200 calories a day.
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