SCHLATT.
@jshltt
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Joined March 2026
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THAT WASN’T ME. I DIDN’T DO THAT. THAT WAS AN ACT OF GOD.
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/ @jshltt
“we’re having a moment aren’t we?” “if by a “moment” you mean me not wanting to strangle you for the first time since we met, then i guess we are.”
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i mean i don’t care, will say it wasn’t how i expected to start my day.
is that not okay? ( * picking at grass. )
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ah christ. come on, sure i do. but you started this whole thing off with tryin’ to get me naked.
not just that. you seem like you don’t wanna see me.
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you sure? you’re getting pissy with me for not fucking jumping and clapping over a promise— a stupid one, at that.
im not trying to pick a fight. ( * sitting. )
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no. we aren’t. quit trying to pick a damn fight with me.
i dunno, are we? ( * siiigh. )
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( crossing his arms, brows furrowing. ) are we really doing this right now.
( * looking down. pretending to break a block. sadly. ) just .. thought you .. would like promising stuff to me ..
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what do you want me to do? jump for fuckin’ joy???? i’m agreeing to a promise, not winning the damn lottery. quit complaining.
enthusiasm ..
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the fuck? how? i just fuckin’ agreed to your stupid promise bullshit, what more do you want from me??
you’re being so annoying.
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sure. whatever.
promiiiise?
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eh.. sure. ( .. squint. )
so you will .. remember .. ( * making this face: 😈 )
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you mean the ones you were JUST talking about? fuckin’.. sure. whatever.
my requests ..
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eat me . rip me apart . consume me inside and out . make me a part of you forever . have me in a way no one else ever could .
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remember what
will you.. remember..
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GOOD.
I’ll remember this feedback..
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/ @ELQUACKlTY .
just like always, you are right next to me. yet why do i feel such a distance between us?
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IT’S EVERYTHING. ALL OF IT
is it the heels. you don’t have to have those
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is that really what you think the problem here is.
whats the problem is it because I don’t have sliding doors
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not fucking happening
shooting star please im begging
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