ִֶָ. ..𓂃 ࣪ ִֶָ🪽་༘࿐ BIG Q .ᐟ
@ELQUACKlTY
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federation’s very own showrunner! • parody/roleplay account. • icon is by @cyani07, pinned is by @9patoso
shitting in the bathroom
Joined February 2025
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Disgusting? You would say that. Secrets are keeping this island alive.
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Well. Yes. There are. That’s kind of the point.
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/ @jshltt
“we’re having a moment aren’t we?” “if by a “moment” you mean me not wanting to strangle you for the first time since we met, then i guess we are.”
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you don’t care? ( * frowning. ) well. how did you want to start the day?
i mean i don’t care, will say it wasn’t how i expected to start my day.
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is that not okay? ( * picking at grass. )
ah christ. come on, sure i do. but you started this whole thing off with tryin’ to get me naked.
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not just that. you seem like you don’t wanna see me.
you sure? you’re getting pissy with me for not fucking jumping and clapping over a promise— a stupid one, at that.
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im not trying to pick a fight. ( * sitting. )
no. we aren’t. quit trying to pick a damn fight with me.
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i dunno, are we? ( * siiigh. )
( crossing his arms, brows furrowing. ) are we really doing this right now.
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( * looking down. pretending to break a block. sadly. ) just .. thought you .. would like promising stuff to me ..
what do you want me to do? jump for fuckin’ joy???? i’m agreeing to a promise, not winning the damn lottery. quit complaining.
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enthusiasm ..
the fuck? how? i just fuckin’ agreed to your stupid promise bullshit, what more do you want from me??
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you’re being so annoying.
sure. whatever.
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promiiiise?
eh.. sure. ( .. squint. )
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so you will .. remember .. ( * making this face: 😈 )
you mean the ones you were JUST talking about? fuckin’.. sure. whatever.
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