Back in the 70s American Airlines 747s had a fucking piano bar in them. You haven’t even experienced the miracle of flight until some drunk businessman is busting out Honky Cat at 35,000 feet.

BREAKING: The Rangers have hired Skip Schumaker to be their next manager, the team announced. Schumaker spent 2024 as a senior adviser in the Rangers front office. He won NL Manager of the Year with the Marlins in 2023.

An ESPN employee admits he didn’t know the company he works for has the NHL rights — which doesn’t make sense (why else would you be doing an ad roll during the broadcast?) — and he doubles down on the statement he made yesterday:

What a fucking dickhead.

This is crazy how is ESPN gonna own the NHL rights, spending BILLIONS of dollars for the rights to do so, only to proceed to have their on air talent completely trash the sport?

ESPN has proven again and again how poor their coverage of hockey is. only one example of many. embarrassing look.

If you had to pick 3 athletes to have your back in street fight - past or present - who are you picking?

"I have a powerful giant on my side, his name is Jesus Christ. I will deliver for him, first of all. It's time to compete. I grab the ball, and let's go - you vs. me." - Fernando Cruz

Hey Ben McDork, get a life.

Really good job by the ESPN commenters to speak highly of hockey which ESPN also has the rights to. Good job ESPN.

Still can’t get over this from today… ESPN paid $2.8 billion for the broadcast rights to the NHL, only to have this said live on air: “There is zero chance I'll be watching, I'm just gonna be honest with you." ~ Ben McDonald Really well done @ESPN 👏🏽 https://t.co/UofBcZUqwj

ESPN: the reluctant home of the NHL

ESPN just tried to do a NHL promo during the Cubs game. One color commentator said he didn’t care at all about hockey. The other said she didn’t know and all she cared about was baseball. Sick network.

Dallas Cowboys Petition NFL to Replace Bad Bunny at 2026 Super Bowl Halftime Show, Jerry Jones Threatens Player Strike 😆🤭🤣 Cowboys Challenge NFL Decision. In an unprecedented move, the Dallas Cowboys have officially petitioned the NFL to reconsider the selection of Bad

Spotted on @TCU campus today. It’s not that TCU is not a Christian school anymore. It is overtly anti-Christian. We are going to change that.

ESPN really cut to WNBA coverage just before Shohei Ohtani hit a home run. Unbelievable, staggering incompetence! 😭

What in the literal fuck is @espn doing? They cut away moments before the Ohtani home run in the postseason game to give us some bullshit live report about some nonsense from another sport that isn’t baseball. @enosarris @fangraphs

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Here in Miami. Mets down 4-0 in the 8th and they start playing the theme from WKRP in Cincinnati. So incredibly mean.