Jord
@jrdnmrkrdng
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In a dark time God sent us the Japanese Ambassador as a source of pure joy 😊
In the heart of Liverpool at Ma Boyle’s drinking their local beer 〜Ma’s Liverbrid bitter “That’s boss that, la!”
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Ok, doing it today 💰💰 £1000 💰💰giveaway ! One effin large ! Reeeeepost, like, and all that bollox ( 💥 ) 💰 🍸 💰 🍸 💰 🍸 💰 🍸 💰 🍸 💰 🍸 https://t.co/voSzaIEwxT ( 🐎 ) 50% off Mooshtips this week https://t.co/YTvtgEeP9D ( 🍸 ) 30% off Moosh vodka this week
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Highest energy bills in the developed world. Highest childcare costs. Crazy house prices. Awful food prices. God, the British ruling class has made life such a struggle for normal families. We deserve so much better, don’t we?
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If cloud leopard not friend why make friend sounds
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“What is the charge? Smoking a cigarette? A succulent outdoor cigarette?
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Mortgage going up £130 extra a month soon, fucking livid. You work your ass off and do your best and all that seems to happen in this current climate is just being absolutely rinsed.
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having to wait 2 years for the boys season 5 after that cliffhanger
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Ya know who loves the Fourth of July? This bloke. Probably fartin the Star Spangled Banner in the cryotube as we speak
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If Joe Biden can have dementia and STILL be the leader of the free world, what’s YOUR excuse for not pursuing your dreams?
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I've finally got some new music coming out! Friday 19th July - save the date.
The ‘Constellates' EP will be released on Friday 19th July, through all major online platforms. Tracklist: 01. Constellates 02. Ripple Effect 03. Constellates (Radio Edit) 04. Nebulae Pre-order goes live next Monday. 🌌
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