Jeff Kolb
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Former Crystal City Council. "Boneless Wings" are just chicken nuggets. Yes, I’m rolling my eyes at you. Now please #GetOffMyLawn.
Crystal, MN
Joined June 2009
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I’m sure the @mnspj will be all over this.
Officials, lawmaker condemn targeting of journalists by Albert Lea cannabis licensee. "What has taken place against Jenna, Sarah, and others is an attempt to intimidate and silence those targeted — and by proxy others who might speak up, including elected officials," said Rep.
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I’m not sure where you’ve been the past few years but nothing matters less than facts.
Facts matter.
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For a company that was founded in Wisconsin Culver’s cheese curds suck.
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If you thought his political takes were bad, just wait until he gets into movie reviews.
I'm exploring the idea of doing movie reviews at some point - maybe for my new Substack. Today, I saw #WeaponsMovie. It was terrific - one of the best horror movies I've ever seen.
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This is such an amazing tweet. I love it.
Do you know how much laundry detergent we go through with an active family of three? . Thanks to Trump's tariffs, the cost of detergent and Clorox wipes just went up 25%. When the price of cleaning supplies goes up, we feel it.
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Did you know that several states allow you to load your Drivers License to an Apple Wallet and certain airports let you scan those in the TSA line? . Minnesota, where people are waiting months for a new plastic ID is unsurprisingly not on the list.
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Cedric Frazier believes cops are white supremacists and that there shouldn’t be mandatory minimums for gun crimes. He’s every bit as bad as Mary Moriarty and the DFL should reject his extremism.
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This is almost worse.
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Um.
This is incredibly sad that the one local elected who has created policies that impact every day ppl is feeling so un-inspried (and bullied) that she will not run for re-election - though she is wildly popular in her district & could easily win again.
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RT @cityofcrystalmn: PUBLIC INFORMATION.Predatory Offender Community Notification Media Release.
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Go to church.
Liberals in Minnesota are currently smashing watermelons and TVs to help expel their “rage” against the Trump admin. After smashing a watermelon, one attendee screamed “REVOLUTION” stating that the experience was “cathartic” and left her shaking: .
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Perfect. Just perfect.
State grants ‘social equity’ cannabis license to man with troubling criminal past. Highlighted in the media as one of Minnesota's first cannabis retailers, his record includes a charge for helping a teenage girl he was allegedly having sex with run away.
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The way your brain works is so weird. I just got a spam call from a phone number that was close to a high school girlfriend’s phone number but if you asked me 5 minutes ago what her phone number was there’s no way I could have come up with it.
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30 years of driving but I’ve never been behind the road line painting truck until today.
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