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J.-P. Janson De Couët
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Green and pleasant land #breaktheduopoly #ge2024
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@jpjanson
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2 years
Vote Labour and you can; Change Liz Truss to Keir Starmer Change Kwasi Kwarteng to Rachel Reeves Change James Cleverly to David Lammy Change Therese Coffey to Wes Streeting Change Suella Braverman to Yvette Cooper What more could you possibly want?
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BREAKING: BBC says staff cannot call Donald Trump a racist even if he says racist things, but that they can call Jeremy Corbyn a racist even if he doesn't say racist things.
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BREAKING: Entire country accused of being antisemitic for loathing Rachel Riley.
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Two advantages that Corbyn would have over Johnson in the coronavirus crisis. (a) Corbyn would give a shit. (b) Corbyn would have a clue what ordinary people are going through. #covid19UK
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BREAKING: Emily Maitlis confirms that it was Robbie Gibb who forced her to sit in front of a giant picture of Corbyn portrayed as a sinister Kremlin type.
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Oddly, telling me I'm in a Corbyn cult and gaslighting me as a Tory enabler hasn't made me want to vote for Starmer. I guess I'm just a bit thick.
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Who thinks @zarahsultana is doing a good job?
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I'm not a Labour member but I think Corbyn was right to walk out. I don't care if Chuka Umunna is a party leader or not. He has nothing to offer but damage. (I may be alone.)
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The elephant in the room is that people love Corbyn, the 2017/2019 Labour manifesto was brilliant and Corbyn's Labour would make the best UK government.
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I voted. I voted Labour. I couldn't think of a single adult reason not to vote Labour. #VoteLabour
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1. Why isn’t Boris Johnson in jail? 2. Why isn’t Matt Hancock in jail? 3. Why isn’t Michelle Mone in jail?
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Three questions Labour still need to answer on Sue Gray 👇
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Lest we forget
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If they are bringing back Johnson maybe they should bring back Corbyn and rerun the 2019 general election?
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I don't recall the Blairites saying "Unless you vote for Corbyn the Tories will get back in".
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How much are we paying Priti Patel per hour for doing fuck all?
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What is it about Naga Munchetty that disturbs gmmon so much?
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BREAKING: Nearly 40 per cent of British Tories would 'seriously consider' emigrating if Corbyn became PM.
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Putting extreme right moron and failed educationalist Toby Young in charge of universities comes from the same Bullingdon bully type of contemptuous patrician humour as burning £50 notes in front of poor people. Titters all round at the oiks, what what?
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RT if you agree that Labour is finished as a major political party
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If poisonous fucks like Chris Leslie need a positive role model, look at Keir Starmer. He’s from the Blairite cult, he’s s Remainer and he’s diametrically opposite to Corbyn. But he does his duty and gets on with his job, for Labour and for the country. No embittered treachery.
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BREAKING: Labour hold seat they already held in Chester with 10,000 fewer votes.
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I wonder how many of the fuckwits who voted Tory in December would vote Tory again today?
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Zarah Sultana is everything that the fash and the flag shaggers hate. She’ll do.
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BREAKING: Labour activists cease all campaigning in period of mourning for the Labour Party
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BREAKING: Polly Toynbee admits she was wrong about Corbyn and apologises for enabling the Tories from the days of the SDP onwards
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Jeremy Corbyn MP joins volunteers to give free Christmas presents to kids in Finsbury Park
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Have any Blairites apologised for keeping Corbyn out of power yet?
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Update; I still will vote Labour I still support Corbyn I still think his tactics on Brexit are sensible given he has no power I think Labour are tackling internal antisemitism and can never “satisfy” Tory opponents on the issue I don’t think Corbyn is a terrorism supporter
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The only reason I can think of for suppressing the Forde Report is that the reality was worse than the rumours.
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Who gives a fuck if Gove took cocaine? I’m more worried about him being a lying, Islamophobic, extreme right wing, Murdoch place man who wrecked the state education system. #r4today
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BREAKING: Sir Keir Starmer to release a low humming sound.
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BREAKING: Sir Keir Starmer to wait and see what everybody else says before saying anything.
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Apparently the latest attack line against Mick Lynch is that he has a crumpled shirt.
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@ProgressOnline You helped lose a third election for Labour by attacking Corbyn. Why on earth would Labour supporters give you money?
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Maybe we all need to tweet Mr Corbyn. Dear @jeremycorbyn You are doing a fantastic job as Labour leader. Ignore the moaning over the summer. Best, JP
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Why are gammon unduly disturbed by Diane Abbott?
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The Observer, which did everything it could to prevent Labour winning in 2019, is now complaining about the “failure of the ruling class”.
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Kinnock threw the miners under the bus. Will Starmer throw the NHS under the bus?
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Imagine if Corbyn founded a Jeremy Corbyn Institute, and not only poured millions into anti Blairite candidates as well as poisoning Labour HQ against Blairites, but also funded his mate Seumas Milne to found a newspaper specifically designed to undermine the Blairite leadership.
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Maybe Bernie and Corbyn would have been better?
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I think there should be a Charles Kennedy Love Day. (I'm a Corbynista.) A great and lovely man taken too soon, and a strong and fine MP.
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Since everybody is saying that Labour will win the next election with or without us Corbynistas, we may as well vote for whomever we like. Anybody disagree?
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BREAKING: Labour MPs ordered not to mention the fact that Starmer used Brexit to lose the 2019 election for Labour
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18 years of Thatcherism followed by 12 years of Blairism followed by 12 years of Thatcherism again. Can we have some common sense British socialism now?
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Here are some core Blairite beliefs I don't hold; The left are incompetent Only Blairites can win an election Corbyn is unelectable Thanks
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Are the Tories deliberately running down the NHS so they can "save" it by privatising it? Please RT for wider response. #bbcsp #marr #peston #bbcdp
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If Jeremy Corbyn is removed as Labour leader by a massive campaign unjustly framing him, of all people, as antisemitic, it may be the worst thing I’ve seen in nearly fifty years of watching British politics (and believe me there’s competition).
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BREAKING: Crowd funding for Lord McNicol raises £3.50 plus a voucher for Ann Summers Moscow from Lord Mandelson.
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Without cheating and looking it up do you know what precise (alleged) act of antisemitism Corbyn is being asked to apologise for? Precise, not vague.
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It appears that everybody in Labour wants a General Election except the Blairites. I wonder why?
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BREAKING: People's Vote deeply disappointed that Labour have decided on a People's Vote.
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"Former Labour ministers dare Corbyn to expel them from party in solidarity with Alastair Campbell." Please RT if you think Corbyn should do it.
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I have yet to understand why Keith's Labour are blaming the people they've chucked out of the party.
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The Honourable Member
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Diane Abbott would increase the number of police officers. Amber Rudd would cut the number of police officers. I trust that. #Marr
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I can only suppose that slagging Corbyn off is designed to make Keith look better. I have to report that it isn't doing it for me.
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IMO Labour needs a socialist, strong, likeable and young leader. I nominate @zarahsultana . Who would you nominate?
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For all those haters claiming that Corbyn is rubbish or shit. What is the actual evidence for this abuse? Targetted gossip, smears, and "Corbyn doesn't agree with me" do not count as actual evidence. I think Corbyn & the team he appointed are doing a great job. #SocialistSunday
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BREAKING: Queen Marina Hyde gets buyer’s regret over Boris Johnson’s junta again, in Groundhog Day at the Guardian
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BREAKING: Lord Mandelson explains that Muslim voters have nowhere else to go
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Given that people get more right wing as they get older and at 59 I'm a Corbynista, I deduce that as an infant I was, in fact, Lenin.
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A very simple truth that all the political pundits won't tell you. Wantng to get rid of Tom Watson has nothing to do with Corbyn and everything to do with Tom Watson, and Labour wanting to win a general election.
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As I remember it Corbyn wanted to respect the result of the EU referendum but to negotiate a deal that included a customs union and a single market. The Blairites wanted a new referendum, and they also used things like the Peoples Vote and the New European to undermine Corbyn.
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Former Labour MP says Jeremy Corbyn 'indulged in anti-Semitic activity' | Metro News I used to have a lot of sympathy for Ms Burger but this is poisonous stuff, almost McCarthyite.
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BREAKING: Sir Keir Starmer to repeat everything Jeremy Corbyn says twelve hours later, without crediting Corbyn, to illustrate his leadership ability.
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If anybody still pretending that Sir Keir Starmer is a better Labour leader than Jeremy Corbyn?
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Jacinda Ardern is no hero claim Nazis.
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What is it about John Bercow that rattles the gammony foot-soldiers of our budding Nazigarchical dictatorship?
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"Secret Leaver" Corbyn campaigned for Remain about a hundred times harder than the gurus of the official Labour Remain campaign, Alan "Useless" Johnson and Hilary "Bomber" Benn, who instead spent their time plotting a coup.
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BREAKING: Outraged Labour MPs march to demand the sacking of Steve Reed MP for antisemitism.
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Allison Pearson is a sociopathic fascist cunt.
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BREAKING: BBC announce that comedian @daraobriain 's topical politics show to be renamed "Mock The Weak".
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Should the UK revoke Article 50 and Remain in the EU? Please RT for wider response. #rudge #marr #peston #newsnight
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Which @BBCPolitics show would you chose to be scrapped to save money? Please RT for wider response. Please add any other suggestions.
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Must. Not. Laugh.
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So the whole of #FBPE are exposed as mere Corbyn haters, bots who have been triggered by Mandy et al, people who hate socialism, a mere cult. Extreme centrism is as lethal to this country as extreme conservatism. Centrism enables fascism, and they have in Britain for forty years.
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Every time someone from Labour tries to defend the NHS, Tory trolls say things like "And yet Labour introduced Private Finance Initiatives." What appalling reputational damage the Blairites did to Labour. #PMQs
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(a) Corbyn is a fairly ordinary Labour MP (b) The 2018 Labour manifesto is a fairly ordinary Labour manifesto (c) People who vote Labour are fairly ordinary British voters Can we stop the communists/traitors/extremists/Trots/dogs/Martians/conspiracy-theory abuse, please?
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So Peter Willsman is being pursued by a mob whipped up by Tory Stephen Pollard (using his privileged position at @JewishChron ) for the crime of pointing out that mobs are being whipped up by Tory Stephen Pollard (using his privileged position at @JewishChron )? Very Crucible.
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BREAKING: Results of Labour NEC delayed until a way for making sure Luke Akehurst is elected worked out
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Expelling Ken Loach from Labour is so incredibly childish and petty. Which Gammonesque and cultish man-child thought it up?
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I'm saddened and in some cases faintly nauseated by Labour politicians today.
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Even the most hard core Remainer must realise that the #PeoplesVoteMarch is pointless and spiced with passive aggressive Blairite/Centrist snark at Corbyn. The Tories will never allow a #PeoplesVote . You need to get rid of the Tories if you want to Remain in (or rejoin) Europe.
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BREAKING: Blairites silent as they realise that deportations of British citizens to Jamaica cannot be used to attack Corbyn.
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Why are the usual suspects coming down so heavily on Corbyn at the moment? Do they know something we don't?
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Though southern shandy drinkers sneer We'll keep the whippet barking here
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Please don’t vote for Luke Akehurst for anything ever. kbyethnx
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Should Margaret Hodge be expelled from the Labour Party for attempting to get Labour to lose in the 2019 General Election? Please RT for wider response
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BREAKING: Blairites astonished as Johnson government turns out to be worse than a Corbyn government would have been.
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BREAKING: Maureen Lipman to be made a dame for helping to keep the socialists out of power.
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Fancy having a complete stranger die in your home? Then "NHS Airbnb" is the one for you.
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It does seem a bit "cognitive dissonance" to have a new Holocaust Memorial next door to a Parliament that is shipping "undesirables" "out of sight" to Rwanda.
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Why do the Blairites want the people whom they have condemned as antisemitic to vote Labour?
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I’ve probably got it wrong, but is unpleasant foreign aid-hating Priti Patel exploiting historic victims of child abuse to destroy Oxfam and other charities that have had the bad taste to point out what Patel and her DWP mates have been doing to poor people in the UK? #r4today
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What is it about Naga Munchetty that upsets gammon so much?
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BREAKING: Nick Cohen doesn't mention Jeremy Corbyn in an article.
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I wouldn't campaign for Labour right now if you paid me. I'd regard it as morally wrong.
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BREAKING: Labour to cancel 2021 Labour Party conference as there may be some issues with the handful of socialists still in the party saying stuff.
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(P.S. I was being sarcastic)
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