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I’m just here. Happily married and kicking ass. 🇺🇸

Phoenix, AZ
Joined February 2017
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@jpederson202
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Stole this but it rings true.
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@jpederson202
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I Speak American. #BeardGang
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@jpederson202
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Been a while since I done one of these thirsty posts but I’m in a stellar mood today so here it is. #Murica #Camosexual #BeardGang
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@jpederson202
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Yup. Still don’t care. #ThirstyThursday #BeardGang
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@jpederson202
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@JaniceDean liked a tweet of mine and I’m elated.
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@jpederson202
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Week 34 of sobriety. Have a rad Sunday y’all.
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@jpederson202
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2 years
Make it go away 🥹. Yes I’m being dramatic, I’m a male.
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@jpederson202
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10 months
I’m overdue for a thorough gastrointestinal cleanse so @Arbys it is.
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@jpederson202
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2 years
The aftermath. It seems y’all like the undie pics so here ya go. It’s my page and I don’t care. Give y’all what ya want and all that nonsense. #BeardGang
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@jpederson202
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Like father like son with the side eye. #DogsOnTwitter #BeardGang
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@jpederson202
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2 years
It’s Friday and we all know what that means… #patriot just a little bit harder. #HomoCon #BeardGang #Merica
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@jpederson202
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2 years
It’s Thursday after all and a hot shower always makes me thirsty. #ThirstyThursday
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@jpederson202
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Still no sun. Monday is ghey.
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@jpederson202
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9 months
I’ve done something drastic.
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@jpederson202
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2 years
Don’t care post. #BeardGang #HumpDay
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@jpederson202
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1 year
Hi. Twelve weeks sober today.
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@jpederson202
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2 years
I’m having an epic beard night. Let this carry on into tomorrow plz. #BeardGang
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@jpederson202
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I’m grateful to each and every one of you. #BeardGang . Have an amazing night.
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@jpederson202
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It’s #FvckItFriday so what do we do? #Patriot just a little bit harder. #BeardGang #HomoCon
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@jpederson202
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2 years
I’m so damn nervous. Wish me luck and Happy Friday.
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@jpederson202
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2 years
Here’s another I Don’t Care post. “No parade, nobody's coming We're all part of the same pack”. No parade, nobody’s coming. #BeardGang
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@jpederson202
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I’m officially two weeks sober y’all. Have a smile. #SundayFunday #BeardGang
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@jpederson202
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Hello, I’m Jarrod and I am an alcoholic. A gloriously bearded alcoholic. #BeardGang
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@jpederson202
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2 years
Happy Tuesday. Somewhat back to our regularly scheduled shenanigans.
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@jpederson202
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Tuesday. Too early to tell if I’m feeling it today. #BeardGang
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@jpederson202
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It’s that time y’all. #BeardGang
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@jpederson202
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1 year
Six weeks sober today. Went from being a gay alcoholic with crippling anxiety to a gay with moderate anxiety. If I can do it, any of y’all can. Have an amazing Sunday. There are only two genders by the way.
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@jpederson202
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2 years
Stay thirsty my friends. #ThirstyThursday
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@jpederson202
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2 years
6,000 of you weirdos decided I was mediocre enough to follow so here’s a selfie while my acne cluster drains. You’re welcome. Have a blessed Sunday.
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@jpederson202
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2 years
First day back to work in over a week. I hope it’s an easy one. #BeardGang
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@jpederson202
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3 years
@KaitMarieox Did y’all poop yourselves together!
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@jpederson202
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1 year
And it is done! Tell me I’m pretty or something. #BeardGang
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@jpederson202
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1 year
I’m very ready for the sun to come out now.
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@jpederson202
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@jpederson202
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GM. Here’s hoping today is somewhat normal and everyone just gets along.
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@jpederson202
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1 year
I could cry.
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@jpederson202
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@JDCocchiarella This is the most stunning and brave times eleven thing I’ve ever seen tweeted from a rapist.
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@jpederson202
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2 years
Back in my happy place. There’s no way that could have gone better. Positive vibes and prayers appreciated if you’re so inclined to do so.
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@jpederson202
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2 years
Howdy. It’s #ThirstyThursday isn’t it?
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2 years
Guess what. I don’t care what you think of me. If I’m gonna post what I post, I’m gonna do it. Don’t DM me and say David deserves better or any of that nonsensical sh!t. I’m going on a blocking spree again and I wish I didn’t delete the damn messages to expose the asses.
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@jpederson202
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1 year
Four weeks. Twenty eight days. 672 hours. I feel terrific. Happy Sunday y’all. #BeardGang
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@jpederson202
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1 year
Can’t believe it’s December. Happy Thursday!
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@jpederson202
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1 year
I made it y’all. Rehab was the best/worst experience of my life but I FVCKING DID IT!!!!!!!!! I’m gonna miss a couple people I met and definitely the staff, but here’s to new beginnings. Love y’all.
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@jpederson202
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Day 15/15. I made it. To say it was an emotional experience as a whole is putting it lightly. Day 30 of sobriety couldn’t have been better. #BeardGang
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@jpederson202
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3 years
@ChrisCuomo Your brother.
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@jpederson202
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2 years
Tame butt day post. #HumpDay
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@jpederson202
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1 year
I like my beard today. Nine weeks sober as of today which is also worth liking. Happy Sunday! #BeardGang
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@jpederson202
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Hello! My name is Jarrod and I’m an alcoholic. It’s been 38 weeks since my last drink.
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@jpederson202
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2 years
Today is already better than yesterday because clouds and rain. Also I hope y’all see all the tiddies on the TL today. #BeardGang
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@jpederson202
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Getting ready to go on date with the greatest man I know. How’d I get so lucky. #BeardGang #FridayVibes
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@jpederson202
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2 years
Did the thing and it was straight (haha) red down the ballot. LFG!
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@jpederson202
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Afternoon y’all. This is what three weeks of sober Jarrod looks like. #BeardGang #SundayFunday
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@jpederson202
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May not be feeling 💯 but I can’t leave y’all in the lurch on this last #ThirstyThursday of 2022. #BeardGang
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@jpederson202
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1 year
Eight weeks sober as of today muddafuckas. Have an awesome Sunday Funday y’all. #BeardGang
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@jpederson202
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8 months
GM. Finally nice enough to drive with the top down comfortably. Have a fantastic Wednesday.
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@jpederson202
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2 years
Because a lot of us ain’t stupid. #LGBWithoutTheT
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@jpederson202
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@nypost I’m gay. I don’t care about polyamory. This isn’t cool. Serves to confuse the child.
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@jpederson202
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7 months
Happy 40 weeks sober to this guy.
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@jpederson202
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1 year
Mornin y’all. Happy Friday and first day of work for me. Have an awesome day.
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@jpederson202
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2 years
I legit have the best Twatter fam. I cheers each and every one of y’all. David got fancy beers at Costco lol. #BeardGang
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@jpederson202
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@JDCocchiarella This seems like an incitement of violence which deserves being reported.
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@jpederson202
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2 years
Forgot to mention something. Im extra super happy. I have an in person interview on Monday morning. Perhaps things are starting to look up for me.
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@jpederson202
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1 year
I left the bed. Please clap.
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@jpederson202
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Thelma and I bid thee goodnight.
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@jpederson202
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GM and happy Monday y’all. Short work week for me so I be a happy feller. Make it the best Monday of ever or else.
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@jpederson202
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Here we go. Twenty four hours without a drink. Gotta celebrate the little victories. #DayOne #BeardGang
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@jpederson202
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1 year
Hello everyone. Just a heads up I’ll have access to my phone but won’t really be active. I’ve checked in to a detox facility to stop drinking. Positive vibes are greatly appreciated. I love all y’all so much. Not sure how long I’ll be admitted but I’ll keep updating. #BeardGang
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@jpederson202
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2 years
These are the moments you can’t forget. I love my mom to the moon and back.
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@jpederson202
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Hi there. I’ve been sober for eight months. Life is good. Happy Sunday y’all.
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@jpederson202
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Well this came out of nowhere.
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@jpederson202
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Six years ago today, I said yes the the man who’d change my life forever for the better. He essentially took me to the jewelry store and pulled a Sweet Home Alabama by saying “go ahead and pick out a ring”. By the way we look so much better now than we did. #BeardGang
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@jpederson202
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Gonna go meet and hang out with David’s friends soon so figured I’d try and look my best. I never get excited for social things so this is awesome.
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