sometimes you want to go. where everybody knows your particular proclivities. A Club for Gentlemen: now open 4pm to Close 7 days a week. and we're ALWAYS glad you came.

you ever just baste in your own glory or whatever?.

Join millions who have switched to Grok.

whenever I suddenly start seeing a pasty 40 year old white guy jogging in the neighborhood every day I always think, boy, you must have gotten some really bad news at your physical.

have a new most hated "type": person who parks in the alley right in front of the door of the laundromat blocking the entire alley like "oh, I can't be bothered, I'll just be a minute, I don't really come here, my high-end washer is being fixed right now is all".

I'm sorry, I've never seen one of these "cum towns".

impressed with the notion of doing everything as "stupidly" as possible.

I recommend the charm of the highway strip.

I regret to inform my fans that I have contracted carpet tunnel.

one pastime I enjoy is "drinking to excess".

Love Fawzy!! one of the six or seven "real ones".

*frowns skeptically*.

you know, for the record, not every thought in my head is some vile antisocial abomination.

came home from the laundromat to find this!. from the desk of sports & leisure and existential dread.

RT @ExpatLitJ: Incorrigible and indomitable, @joylesshouse is a serious man. Polemical dreams about sports and music, ebullient and excoria….

a cowboy's life. is the life for me.

we used to be a proper country.

oh you're a 3rd generation Italian chef in new york? that's cool, I was almost a 3rd generation worker at the plywoods but they didn't hire me cuz I did too many crimes.

miss the smell of cigarettes.

your mom is slightly undercooked haha.

judge on this cooking show gives definite 'spends a lot of time trimming his pubic hair' vibes.

I know I might have spent a lot on that mystery ingredient box, but I am here to crush the opponent's face with the weight of my ass.