Remember when you could get four bags of chips for a dollar? Damn we old.

Happy libra season everybody!

Kindle is nice and all, but there’s nothing like a physical book..

Water really be bussin

What if everything you desired was just waiting for your permission?

There is no use in crying over spilled milk.

sneezing while driving is INSANE

They must’ve added the street lights to my Entergy bill

Anybody ever put on a pair of heels for the first time and you just know you’re gonna have to thug it out cause they’re the only pair that go with your outfit you have on and don’t have time to change for an event you’re already late for?

I want Black people to free ourselves from the shackles of caring what white people think of us, as if they are the arbiters of good behavior.

People that chew with their mouth open drive me to no end. NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR YOUR SMACKING CLOSE YOUR MOUTH.

Why am I crying right now, I’m just on episode one🥹 #loveisblindJapan

I’m not trying to abandon her in JFK. They good for making you throw away your belongings.

I don’t wanna leave my baby 🥺

Hey @TSA can I take a houseplant from Spain home with me to the US?

Can we talk about black women and high-functioning depression?

I’m literally here. What is life

Ordered my first “dark and stormy” tonight and meh.