
josh barkey
@joshbarkey
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An Amazonian piranha bit off a piece of my thumb and ate it. What's left of me struggles on in rural North Carolina, writing stories.
Joined November 2011
I won't tell anyone I've won the lottery... but there will be signs.
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A production company we work with is actively looking for family features (comedy or drama) with a kid and an animal in the forefront (think AIR BUD or FREE WILLY). Email me if you have a completed feature script that fits at joey@roadmapwriters.com.
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Putting together a personal photo book of my photography from this year. Made this for the cover. Feels incredibly appropriate for how this year’s felt.
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My 3 year old daughter ate an entire stick of butter yesterday when no one was looking, so you can imagine how last night went (hint: it was not blissful).
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If you haven't seen the first (or any of Helander's other work), it's time to rectify that grievous error. Sisu: Road to Revenge movie review (2025) | Roger Ebert
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This movie rules.
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Today's little act of perversity? Wandering through the grocery store whistling the tune to Monty Python's "sit on my face."
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ANDOR writer Dan Gilroy has released a statement critiquing the Trump administration and commenting on the parallels between the show and Disney’s suspension of Jimmy Kimmel. “As one of the writers on the Disney+ drama Andor, we spent six years thinking about a fascist takeover
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About to start photo storyboarding my single location feature directorial debut with these star wars action figures I bought and it's simultaneously terrifying and very, very silly.
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6/6 He laughs and says thanks, and I ask him if he's headed to the next show. "I hope so," he says, and I hope so, too. I hope it's a good one.
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5/6 But we're a long way from home and it's time to go, so we pack up our kids and our stuff as the young man plays on. He finishes a song and I thank him for it and for the rest and tell him my son says he's a rock star...
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4/6 My wife starts to sing along softly, harmonizing a bit with that smoky voice of hers until our daughter asks her to stop because she's listening. And it's a perfect, precious, beautiful moment and it's ours, and now a little bit yours, too....
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3/6 Dylan, at first. Then The Stones. And he's good. Like, really good. His voice the perfect blend of glass and gravel. So we sit there in the hatchback of our car, watching the blue haze of the far off mountain-cut sky, listening to classic songs, artfully remembered...
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2/6 Pulled off the Blue Ridge Parkway about a week ago to have a little picnic and give my 3 and 6 year olds their first good look at a mountain vista. Couple minutes later, this kid parks his car next to ours, pulls out a red guitar, and starts to sing and play some covers...
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Curious about this guy and wondering if anyone can identify him for me, so I can check out more of his music. Click through for the story behind the picture (and no, it's not Jesse Welles). 1/6...
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CRACKED x STUNT LIST @TheStuntList is the exclusive home for David Zucker’s unmade NAKED GUN movie script. Cracked details the difference between this year’s new movie and what would’ve been. Article, script link, and ultra radness below!
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"Be soft. Do not let the world make you hard. Do not let the pain make you hate. Do not let the bitterness steal your sweetness." — Kurt Vonnegut
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FOUNDATION has been SO consistently great, but the season 3 finale was NEXT LEVEL. Stoked there will be another season.
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Super grateful to @AshLazerWrites and the whole Stunt List team for throwing a pitch for my Sandler script over to an exec with a deal at Netflix this morning... and BOOM! Gettin' the read request this afternoon. Let's gooooooo!
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