Ash Lazer
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Raised dirt-poor/trailer park/single Mother | Script sold @Tribeca w/ Snoop Dogg as God | Screencraft Finalist | @TheStuntList | Writer/Producer | Love y’all 😁
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SHE SAID YES!!!
One year ago and today —
How it started vs how it’s going 👸🏾❤️💍
If you’re into cute proposal videos:
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Help me reset my stupid algorithm—
Looking to meet, collab, discuss, boost, talk, amplify:
Screenwriters
Producers
Lit managers
Directors
Actors
Filmmakers
Editors
Graphic artists
Creatives
Development Execs
Comedians
Horror fans
Sci-fi folks
Space & Science people
Rad humans
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Change a Christmas song as a screenwriter:
“Baby, it’s EXT. COLD”
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“We’re living in the wildest imagination of a few billionaires who’ve designed our economy exclusively for themselves…They’re about to get a wake up call bc we’re gonna shut it down.”
Alex O’Keefe, writer on The Bear.
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Excited to start my first writers room at My Studio… Apartment—
I’m the Creator/Showrunner + the entire writing staff & support staff.
I’ll be a leader who cheers, create a safe, vulnerable + creative space w/a ‘yes, and’ vibe—
Brb gotta get my showrunner-self coffee 🤣
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Proud to announce my lucky ass landed an exclusive deal—
I’m so blessed, and so lucky to have found such an incredibly brilliant, smart, funny, loving, caring and damn sexy lady.
Say 👋 to Shannan! And it’s my birthday. This is 40. Love all y’all 🙏
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WRITING OPPORTUNITY—
A great team is looking for a female comedy writer/director for an animated series. Comment below w/interest!
*With the success of The Stunt List, opportunities are coming my way I’d love to share w/ you fine folks. DM me to stay in the loop.
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Landed a producer meeting tomorrow!
Loved my writing samples 🤯
Eager to hear my idea/pitch for their next contained scifi/horror project👾
Beyond grateful for the referral by a twitter-friend & crucial feedback from my DM-squad besties 🙏🙌🏻
Thankful for this community! 💙
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What’s your band name as a screenwriter?
Mine: Smashing Keys.
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We humbly present THE STUNT LIST—
Featuring 30+ writers from this amazing community. From pre to pro. Repped & staffed to showrunners & producers.
Check out our rad site! We’ve got insane stunts and crossover scripts of your favorite movies & shows 🙏
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As a screenwriter, ruin a song title with bad notes—
“Nothing Compares To You” — Prince
Note: Feels forced. More realistic?
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Change a movie title to be in support of the WGA strike—
Mine: Spike Lee’s “Do The Write Thing”
#WGAstrong
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Celebrating 1 year with the ultra rad super goddess Shannan. Couldn’t be more blessed by her in my life 🖤👸🏾❤️
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“Streaming gotta get they shit together.”
Snoop Dogg is my spirit animal, and he standing
#WGAstrong
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Lights. Camera. Radness—
The
#OriginalsBureau2023
features the dopest, market-ready scripts from produced pros, repped & ready writers, to underrepresented & emerging voices. Find your next writer AND your next greenlight here.
View:
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Rated R for RADNESS--
We humbly submit to the writing gods, the
#StuntList2023
Season 2.
57 scripts. 5 Special Guests. World Premieres. Dope crossovers -- A fusion of IP & Original Voice from room-ready writers | Lights. Camera. Radness! 🧵👇
Visit:
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I have only one rule for screenwriting:
Write like there’s no next page.
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I’d love to sponsor a writer’s entry into The Nicholl Fellowship—
If you’re stressed out, feeling rushed and strapped financially, I’d like to cover the late entry fee. Drop a comment about something positive in your life rn, either granular or grand 👇🏻📝
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Question for repped writers, lit managers & agents—
We’re starting to set up unrepped writers with their first general meetings for representation, and would love any advice or tips you may have to help them navigate & nail the interview!
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LIGHTS. CAMERA. RADNESS—
We humbly present to the horror gods, the
#DEADLIST2023
—
31 original horror scripts. World premieres from produced writers. Showrunners breaking into new genres. Repped & emerging writers. Market-ready movies. Short 🧵 👇🏻
View:
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Change a movie title as a screenwriter that matches how you feel when you drop a tweet that gets no love—
Mine: The Silence of the Likes 🤣
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If ur looking for a safe space for
#ScreenwritingTwitter
, reach out to the fine gentlemen
@stevekimura
&
@BogeyGuyC
to join 👇🏼
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We humbly present
@TheStuntList
YEAR END SHOWCASE—
60 of the dopest Original screenplays x 50 of the raddest Stunt scripts.
Showrunners & staffed writers to emerging scribes, featuring posters, page 1s, pitch decks & full scripts.
🧵1/6
Get the PDF:
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I didn’t think I’d cry, but I did. I didn’t think I’d surprise her, but I did. Thank you all for the love and support always 🙏
SHE SAID YES!!!
One year ago and today —
How it started vs how it’s going 👸🏾❤️💍
If you’re into cute proposal videos:
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We gotta celebrate small wins—
Just made two Quarterfinals via
@WeScreenplay
&
@screencrafting
which boosted both to Red List status on
@Coverfly
, one being top 10 of the year. Grateful & humbled 🤓😁🙏
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Tomorrow we have our first general for an unrepped writer at an A-list lit management company set up by The Stunt List—
Accepting all rad vibes!!! ⚡️⚡️⚡️
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Pedro Pascal, Kristin Stewart and Paul Giamatti all saying they wanna do horror—
Perhaps that’s where cinematic risk, story & character still remains…
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Just had a script request from a Co-EP on a rad CBS network show—
LET’S BREAK SOME LEAD!!! ⚡️🖋️⚡️
Lights. Camera. Radness—
The
#OriginalsBureau2023
features the dopest, market-ready scripts from produced pros, repped & ready writers, to underrepresented & emerging voices. Find your next writer AND your next greenlight here.
View:
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Today’s my bday! 41! I have two wishes:
—Tell your Mom/Dad/Parental Unit something specific about them you’re truly grateful for
—I put my pen down 2yrs ago to build the Stunt List; I aim to finish that rad WIP this Spring—here’s pg 1. Log & link to first 7 below👇🏻
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What’s your go-to junk food as a screenwriter—
Mine: chips. Type one word, eat one chip.
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The breakdown of screenwriter pay in Hollywood, both for TV/Streaming and features.
An ongoing thread from community members 🧵/1
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RADIO SILENCE—
Developed & co-wrote a project with a director who’s pitching (right now) to a team of industry veterans who are finalizing decisions today on a short film aimed at the 2023 Oscars—good vibes appreciated! 🙌🏻 😬🤞🏼🙏
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I may be a baby producer but your boy is out here pitching like a grown ass man
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Any hacks for finding a tweet you saw as soon as you opened twitter on ur phone but then the reset/glitch/matrix disappears it instantly?
I scrolled back for like 3 mins but alas, lol
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Legit links to read pro screenplays—
An ongoing thread compiled of rad resources from this dope community.
🧵
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Any writers or filmmakers that have a proof of concept film or teaser AND the full companion script, hmu 🙌🏻
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Writer Math is when we spend 72.6 million in contest fees, achieve 1 obscure laurel, declare victory over the entire industry—
But have 0 reps.
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Put your kids to bed folks bc we got a vague tweet alert—
Through our efforts of championing writers, we just officially set up our first general meeting for an unrepped writer with Heroes & Villains by way of The Dead List ⚡️☠️⚡️
Visit:
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Any filmmakers got any dope horror short films I could watch?
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What’s the name of the restaurant franchise you start after you’re a famous screenwriter—
Mine:
Hook & Stakes - A surf & turf joint.
🎣🥩🤣
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As a screenwriter, what’s your band name—
Mine: Backspace Boulevard
A neo-jazz/hiphop mashup that’s The Roots meets Stan Getz.
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EXCLUSIVE FIRST-LOOK—
Tomorrow I have the honor of sending our
#OriginalsBureau2023
showcase of market-ready original scripts to some rad industry folks like Bellevue, Heroes & Villains, Gersh, Citizen Skull, 42M, Paper Street, Exit 44 & some dope actors, directors & producers.
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I hope I’m not presenting myself as insensitive or oblivious regarding how bleak the current state of the industry is when posting these small wins for our writers—
We’re just hustlin our asses off to champion folks we believe in & truly hope there’s an upswing for all soon ❤️
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Legit links for tips on writing screenplays, addressing notes & navigating the biz—
An ongoing thread from pros in this rad community 🧵
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Producer meeting UPDATE—
2hr zoom! Totally vibed. Def interested in potential of my pitch idea, gonna send notes/thoughts.
Also thinking of me as screenwriter for a talented director on their dev slate.
Much love to you all for your kindness + support!! It means the world 🔥🙏
Landed a producer meeting tomorrow!
Loved my writing samples 🤯
Eager to hear my idea/pitch for their next contained scifi/horror project👾
Beyond grateful for the referral by a twitter-friend & crucial feedback from my DM-squad besties 🙏🙌🏻
Thankful for this community! 💙
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THE SEVERING advances as a QF in
@WeScreenplay
’s TV contest! Humbled & honored.
“A broken family of outsiders accidentally reintroduce internet connection to a small town w/a technology ban, reawakening buried secrets & the fury of a mysterious mother & her evolutionary son.”
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Stunt List Studios—
We’ve been fortunate to have a plethora of BRILLIANT Showrunners, EPs, Staff Writers, repped writers & laurel-stacking emerging scribes collab with us.
We’ve got the talent, the ink & the dev slate. If any folks wanna rock out like a24 — HIT. ME. UP.
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VELVET PULP SUCCESS—
We just landed a general with a MEGA producer for our current edition of Velvet Pulp. Script went out directly to them Monday—assistant contacted me today. So stoked for this writing team!!!
Pls send all your rad vibes!!! ⚡️⚡️⚡️
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Baby’s first birthday —
@TheStuntList
turns 1 year old today!
We’ve amplified over 200+ writers & an epic Season 2 was scheduled to launch today, but we stand
#WGAstrong
and will keep the pipeline empty until fair agreements are met.
Thank you infinitely to all our supporters🙏
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@cynfinite
“Made her stand taller beside him.”
That’s my new love standard. Thank you for sharing this. So beautfiul. So tragic. So full of love.
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ULTRA RAD NEWS—
@ShakthiJ
just signed with
@HEROESnVILLAINS
as a direct result of her BEAST BY BEAST script premiere on The Dead List presented by
@TheStuntList
!
We’re SO EXCITED to connect such a great writer to such a dope management company. Massive congrats, Shakthi!!!
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As a screenwriter, ruin a movie or show title with bad notes—
Mine: “Everybody Hates Chris”
—> “Everybody Thinks Chris Is Flawed, But Relatable.”
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Lights. Camera. Radness—
Welcome to AMPLIFY — a periodic showcase highlighting diverse voices. For your February consideration, pls enjoy a short-list of Black and African-American storytellers, featuring Stunt List Alumni, in honor of Black History Month.
Link below 👇🏻
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We humbly present a SPECIAL EVENT from
@thestuntlist
—
Featuring 70+ writers from this amazing community. From pre to pro. Repped & staffed to showrunners & producers.
Check the new site for RAD script premieres & an Originals Bureau with films & trailers! Link below & in bio!
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Haven’t written in 2 years since starting The Stunt List (with squad), and aimed to take 3 months *off* to write. Residual tasks have consumed me, and I may have surgery to correct this sleeping demon tht’s derailed me, BUT—
Wrking on soemthing w/
@mindys_madness
& I feel joy ⚡️
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We humbly submit to the gods of mischief—
31 DAYS OF HORROR – featuring 1 rad short film per day in October from some of the dopest (and most insane) filmmakers in our amazing
#WritingCommunity
. All 39 films introduced below w/ link. Happy
#Horror
Month from
@TheStuntList
! 🧵/1
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Lights. Camera. Radness—
We hope these 12 Holiday-themed scripts from the
#NaughtyList2023
bring you a jolly jolt of joy w/ a dash of carnage & mayhem. Market-ready originals & epic stunts from pro, repped & undiscovered voices.
You Better Watch Out:
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Beyond humbled & honored to make the semis (top 5%) in this rad horror contest from
@killershorts
—
I love what these folks are doing for horror writers. Absolutely stoked to be in the top 50 scripts with this insane story 👇🏼👾🙌🏻
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SELF CARE UPDATE:
I’m back, feeling MUCH better & I miss you all SO MUCH. A grateful thread w/special thx 🙏
Several major pillars of my life collapsed suddenly: love shattered into heartbreak; job loss (pandemic), forcing me out of a career & lifestyle that was killing me🧵1
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We interrupt your regularly scheduled timeline for a special report of epic radness—
@TheStuntList
Season 2—The Fusion of IP and Original Voice—drops in a month!!!
Peep the dope details in the thread below ⚡️👇🏼
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I love the smell of an A-list lit manager requesting 3 scripts in the morning—
If you���re on a plane to Austin & looking for some reading material, The Dead List is blowing up! Producers, managers, directors—if you’re looking for market-ready movies & diverse voices 👇🏻
LIGHTS. CAMERA. RADNESS—
We humbly present to the horror gods, the
#DEADLIST2023
—
31 original horror scripts. World premieres from produced writers. Showrunners breaking into new genres. Repped & emerging writers. Market-ready movies. Short 🧵 👇🏻
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Feels GREAT when a rad director who has worked w/ Mary J Blige and Sydney Sweeney browses the whole website and makes 3 requests from across the board of showcases. LFGOOOO 👇🏻
Radness In Bio.
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The Stunt List is created by writers, for writers—
We will stand
#WGAstrong
if there’s a strike. We’ll follow all rules as to empower the purpose of a strike, including rescheduling our Season 2 premiere (and 1 year anniversary) & pause all script recos to industry members.
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We landed a massive meeting for our current Velvet Pulp writing team… and it’s happening today—
I’m so exciting for them my head may explode in anticipation lol
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Absolutely honored to make the top 10% cut for
@killershorts
’ dope horror contest—
Let’s hope this insanely rad social-horror as the lead to carry it into the finals. 👾📺
Script link below 👇🏼
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Write. Write. Write. Until you find your voice. Then keep writing, writing, writing, until you perfect your voice. Then, rewrite, rewrite, rewrite until you’ve perfected perfection. Then get trusted notes. And rewrite again. Then rewrite.
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Write a one sentence horror story about something insane but mundane—
Mine: A man who gets directly into his bed after a haircut—without a shower.
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An Emmy-nominated writer just submitted to our original script division via
@TheStuntList
—
Humbled, honored and incredibly excited to check out the script!
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211k Twitter views & just passed the website audience count of 2,000+
Shoutouts from legends Mark Blutman & Cindy Begel, and script requests from some major industry players. But ur not officially official, until you’ve been meme’d (cc: Nick Hurwitch) Not a bad first day lol
Lights. Camera. Radness—
The
#OriginalsBureau2023
features the dopest, market-ready scripts from produced pros, repped & ready writers, to underrepresented & emerging voices. Find your next writer AND your next greenlight here.
View:
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Lights. Camera. Radness—
Vol. 2 of AMPLIFY celebrates
#WomensHistoryMonth
showcasing 40 market-ready scripts from female/identifying storytellers featuring repped & emerging voices from
@TheStuntList
Alumni. Let’s boost these rad writers!
View Showcase:
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Ugh, I feel like the algorithm ate all my friends again—
Y’all still here?
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Been outta the twitter game for a minute—
And I don’t see many of my rad friends! If you’re still blasting thru this twitterverse, drop a hello, a big or small win, or ANY sign of life so I can like ur stuff and RT and hopefully you’ll jump back on my timeline 🙌🏻🙏
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DEAD LIST SUCCESS—
You guys are friggin rockstars!!! Thank you all for the support as we boost writers!! Deets & factoids:
—100k views on twitter
—Day 1 audience of 1,000 visitors to the website showcase
—3 major producer requests
Dead List Link below 👇🏻
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SUBMISSION PORTALS NOW OPEN!!!
Hello Rad Humans! We’re building a dope team
@TheStuntList
& excited about the year ahead!
Here’s a link to submit your work! Thank you all infinitely for your support!
SUBMIT:
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Talked to a fellow writer’s manager today and he said—
“[Redacted] is an amazing writer. [Redacted] is getting him a lot of attention.”
Get you a manager that thinks of you like this. Manager was a huge champion of the writer’s voice ⚡️
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Ruin a band name by making it a screenwriting book—
Mine: Save The Cat Stevens
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Happy Holiday Weekend from us!
Cherry Blossom season in NYC ☀️🌸
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SUCCESS STORY: Producer w/a dope movie from 2022 featuring an incredible A-list actor just requested a Dead List project ⚡️
LIGHTS. CAMERA. RADNESS—
We humbly present to the horror gods, the
#DEADLIST2023
—
31 original horror scripts. World premieres from produced writers. Showrunners breaking into new genres. Repped & emerging writers. Market-ready movies. Short 🧵 👇🏻
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I hate to beat a dead horse here—
But two more A-list requests from The Dead List — a rad prodco and top tier lit manager ⚡️☠️⚡️☠️⚡️
LIGHTS. CAMERA. RADNESS—
We humbly present to the horror gods, the
#DEADLIST2023
—
31 original horror scripts. World premieres from produced writers. Showrunners breaking into new genres. Repped & emerging writers. Market-ready movies. Short 🧵 👇🏻
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Humbled & excited!
Breaking thru on
@finaldraftinc
’s Big Break announcement gave me a big bump on
@Coverfly
’s Red List to
#7
!
The Severing is a techno-thriller in the vein of West World structured like a contained horror 👾🤖🪓
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WRITING OPPORTUNITY—
Got an action thriller like SPEED or EXTRACTION for under 8M$?
If you haven’t subscribed to our STAY IN THE LOOP emails yet, sending out a submission opp this week from a EP/Director who’s wrked w/ Sydney Sweeney & Mary J Blige. Deets below 👇🏻
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Writers: Can I send you my script package?
Producers: No unsolicited deck pix.
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I haven’t written a new original piece in 2yrs, since we started The Stunt List.
There’s a universe of concepts, galaxies of stories, planets of characters & creatures crawling to get out.
Today, I found a poem from 1624 on which to base the framework of one of these worlds.
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Hello rad humans!!
I still can’t see most of you on my timeline (wtf!?), so drop a what-up, a rad gif, or any sort of spectacular insanity and I’ll like and/or RT your pinned tweet.
Maybe it’ll help get you back on my algorithm and give your dopeness a boost!
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UPDATE:
Director said the team thought the pitch was exciting. They are making final decisions today on a project to move forward with into production. Said we should more in a day or two 😬
Thank you all for the RAD MOJO!!!
🙌🏻❤️
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About to finally script a pilot that’s been simmering. Concept & first 10 landed me two generals, and an offer to share from a repped writer—
Any tips for writing a killer pilot?
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PRE-MARKET SCRIPT EXCLUSIVE—
Velvet Pulp is HOT… 4 A-list requests before I could finish sending the new edition to our distro list of 40+ rad industry members.
Our last script premiere saw the writer get signed at Heroes & Villains, so we’re very excited about this one! ⚡️
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Floral Fridays for a short film screening I produced. Have a great day folks!
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Crawling out of an ill-health hole, I feel inadequate. Beat-up. Broken. Daunted by the gap from where I am compared to where I want to be. I see others more talented struggling. Unrelenting razor-sharp transparency-fangs from a vicious industry.
My chin’s up. But my soul wavers.
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I know for some folks this is a somewhat regular occurrence, but for us—
It’s free. It’s beyond a paywall. And it’s all diversities inclusive 🙌🏻
Tomorrow we have our first general for an unrepped writer at an A-list lit management company set up by The Stunt List—
Accepting all rad vibes!!! ⚡️⚡️⚡️
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Original Horror Screenwriters—
THE DEAD LIST is a curation of the raddest, most sinister celluloid in the city—featuring market-ready original horror.
It’s free. It’s frightening. Deadline is August-ish. Season 1 saw a writer get signed to Heroes & Villains. Deets below⚡️☠️⚡️
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Beyond humbled to have THE SEVERING advance to the finals of
@screencrafting
Horror competition. Such amazing support from so many fantastic humans in our writing community here, I feel blessed to represent us in the next stage. Thank you everyone in this amazing twitter family!
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ORIGINALS BUREAU SUCCESS STORY—
We just had a shopping agreement signed via interest from the
#OriginalsBureau2023
! Massive congrats to
@AlexGPickering
&
@staytline
!!! Sending you all the rad vibes ⚡️🖋️⚡️
Visit:
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ASK ME ANYTHING—
(Or just say hi 😁)
I’m not famous. Or repped, but—
I am celebrating a small victory w/ sake + sushi alone—be my friends at the table 😁💙
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Humbled & stoked to be producing THE PERFECT FILTER—
And getting to meet brilliantly talented & lovely folks like
@rebekahkennedy
. Check her out in
@twowitchesmovie
& give her a follow—she’s so rad!
Stunt List Team:
@toddfoleywrites
@BrandonWeavil
@robalicea
@ditty1013
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