@jordynejoness
the dreaded pirate jordyn
1 year
If I had a surfer girlfriend I would tell her to post extra pics in her swimsuit. Not showing off your hot girlfriend should be a criminal offense punishable by law, y’all are weak. More hot ladies for us gay people I guess.
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@AllanaSmithee
Sophia Florence (Swollphia Arc)
1 year
@jordynejoness Right? Like why would I be mad about having a hot girlfriend. I wanna be comfy posting thirst traps too. It's just fun.
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@jordynejoness
the dreaded pirate jordyn
1 year
@AllanaSmithee If I had a hot bf or hot gf I would be hyping up any hot pics they posted!! Like you’re telling me you’re insecure about securing a baddie? She’s with you and you don’t want other people to think she’s hot?? Couldn’t be me, I do not relate, I want the world to know damnit
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@jordynejoness
the dreaded pirate jordyn
1 year
@BevsNotGuilty Yes of course
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@corndawgjay
Rose 🍓
1 year
@jordynejoness I don’t believe in the death penalty but…
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