Since I adopted Lulu I just thought she wasn’t very smart because she never responded to sit/lay/shake but turns out homegirl only understands SPANISH 😂 now she’s sitting and shaking left and right.

I preferred when the world was shut down

Important!!

my parents, age 25: we're married with kids and we have a mortgage! me, age 25: after i learn this tiktok dance i shall have some shredded cheese for dinner

Don’t ask me why Kristin Cavallari and Jay Cutler’s divorce affects me personally it just does ok

I had a lady who apparently waited too long (6 whole minutes) for her curbside appointment ask me if she needs to come inside and teach me how to do my job..... BITCH PLEASE.

Day 3 of Quarantine: Numerous blackouts have occurred around my neighborhood. Not the power but me off of tequila

My manager went on a 8 week sabbatical on Jan 25th and him and his wife rented a cabin in the North Carolina woods and didn’t bring no type of technology with them so they could enjoy each other company. Nigga finna come back to pure hell. He don’t even know Kobe gone

I had a very realistic dream last night that Morgan Wallen fell in love with me and when I woke up this morning and realized it wasn’t true I became extremely emotional and I still can’t get over it.......... I need help 🤦🏼‍♀️

I just realized I love pepperoncini’s and I hope I never have to wait 23 years to discover something so good again

PLEASE REGISTER YOUR PETS MICROCHIPS. Just because your pet has a chip doesn’t mean it has your info. We put the microchip in your pet but you’re responsible to put your info and complete the registration. I had 2 pets in the last hour come in lost and chipped but no owner info

I was annoyed I had to work again today but then I walked into the clinic and my Vet was waiting for me with a Hot Cheeto Mac and cheese ball covered in ranch and I instantly got over my anger

I told Dylan they were showing boobs on the tv so he came running but actually it was just two guys making out and I’ve never seen so much disappointment in one kids eyes 😂😂

I can’t stop watching this